BREAKING NEWS: Nadal has

[Federer and Del Potro]

Woosh

My bad lol, I just know tastes massively differ with facial hair.

 

[Federer and Del Potro]

black beard is the best one, some women even say they only like beards on men only when the beards are dark.

seems like you’ve won the genetic lottery in the family. if you tell me you’re also the tallest out of your brothers they really should hate you lol.

Older brother's got 1 inch on me so he won there. Taller than the rest of them though. I'm a shade under 6 ft and he's right at 6 ft. Dad is around 6'1 or 6'2 though he's gotten a bit smaller in old age.

 

[Standaa]

Can't complain, gives me an older vibe. Then it feels like I lose at least 5 years when shaving it after a month. Basically I get to pick my age LOL.

yea, but I would keep it if I were you, it looks good on you.

 

[Standaa]

Older brother's got 1 inch on me so he won there. Taller than the rest of them though. I'm a shade under 6 ft and he's right at 6 ft. Dad is around 6'1 or 6'2 though he's gotten a bit smaller in old age.

then we’re basically the same height. I guess this is where it’s advantage @Red Rick, I remember him saying he was around 6’4. but we’ve got our beards.

though I’m glad to have no brothers, I feel like I would physically compare myself to them all the time to see who’s done better genetically and I swear if they were taller or prettier than me I would see it as a great injustice.

 

[Doctor/Lawyer Red Devil]

yea, but I would keep it if I were you, it looks good on you.

Thanks. I'll grow it back properly when corona gets lost. Can't really show off to anyone now and it sweats under the mask.

 

[Red Rick]

then we’re basically the same height. I guess this is where it’s advantage @Red Rick, I remember him saying he was around 6’4. but we’ve got our beards.

though I’m glad to have no brothers, I feel like I would physically compare myself to them all the time to see who’s done better genetically and I swear if they were taller or prettier than me I would see it as a great injustice.

Oh please.

I'm 6'5

 

[Standaa]

Thanks. I'll grow it back properly when corona gets lost. Can't really show off to anyone now and it sweats under the mask.

I feel like this isolation is actually the perfect time to experiment and let it grow. you’re not meeting other people after all, and if you do, it’s with a mask.

 

[Shaolin]

My bad lol, I just know tastes massively differ with facial hair.

You still didn't get my post but it's ok lol.

 

[Federer and Del Potro]

You still didn't get my post but it's ok lol.

 

[Federer and Del Potro]

then we’re basically the same height. I guess this is where it’s advantage @Red Rick, I remember him saying he was around 6’4. but we’ve got our beards.

though I’m glad to have no brothers, I feel like I would physically compare myself to them all the time to see who’s done better genetically and I swear if they were taller or prettier than me I would see it as a great injustice.

Oh please.

I'm 6'5

Yeah but he's a ginger with no soul

 

[Mike Sams]

Older brother's got 1 inch on me so he won there. Taller than the rest of them though. I'm a shade under 6 ft and he's right at 6 ft. Dad is around 6'1 or 6'2 though he's gotten a bit smaller in old age.

How tall is your mum?

 

[Standaa]

Oh please.

I'm 6'5

you’re all pretty high in Netherlands.

Spoiler

I hope you got the joke.

 

[Mike Sams]

I feel like this isolation is actually the perfect time to experiment and let it grow. you’re not meeting other people after all, and if you do, it’s with a mask.

You should live like Tom Hanks in Castaway. Let everything grow out and see what happens.

 

[Red Rick]

you’re all pretty high in Netherlands.

Spoiler

I hope you got the joke.

Can't find it.

Please explain.

 

[Mike Sams]

Oh please.

I'm 6'5

Are you a professional athlete?

 

[Standaa]

You should live like Tom Hanks in Castaway. Let everything grow out and see what happens.

that’s what I’m doing. I’ve never had my beard as long as I do now, experimenting in the quarantine.

 

[Federer and Del Potro]

@Shaolin I finally get it now lol

How tall is your mum?

She passed when I was 7 (so I don't know off the top of my head), but she was pretty tiny. Definitely got a lot of her features though.

 

[Red Rick]

Are you a professional athlete?

Not under most definitions of 'professional athlete'

 

[Federer and Del Potro]

Not under most definitions of 'professional athlete'

Could have been a professional goalie, but went a different direction.

 

[Mike Sams]

@Shaolin I finally get it now lol

She passed when I was 7, but she was pretty tiny. Definitely got a lot of her features though.

It's interesting how genetics work. Jerzy Janowicz for instance is 6'8" and his parents both are around 6' to 6'2. Both his parents were professional volleyball players.

 

[WhiskeyEE]

I like his facial hair even without the cheek growth. Like I said some people can pull it off. Murray has a good beard too but it looks like the type that needs to be trimmed daily to be passable.

Federer's is good but never really thought it suited him personally. Same with Ned, though I think Ned's is the most dire of the four.

Just my opinions, of course.

Not sure how this impacts the GOAT debate. Facial hair is very important after all.

Literally the 1st time I've ever heard that. Nadal's beard is bad too, but not as bad as Murray's.

Murray barely even has sideburns.

 

[Federer and Del Potro]

Literally the 1st time I've ever heard that. Nadal's beard is bad too, but not as bad as Murray's.

Trimmed it's passable. That picture is like 5 years old I think, it's gotten better as he's gotten older.

 

[Red Rick]

Could have been a professional goalie, but went a different direction.

If only

I'd have had some fun in my life.

Instead I have TTW.

 

[Mike Sams]

Literally the 1st time I've ever heard that. Nadal's beard is bad too, but not as bad as Murray's.

Murray barely even has sideburns.

Would you trade your beard for Murray's bank account?

 

[Federer and Del Potro]

If only

I'd have had some fun in my life.

Instead I have TTW.

So you have triple the fun then.

 

[WhiskeyEE]

Trimmed it's passable. That picture is like 5 years old I think, it's gotten better as he's gotten older.

With low enough resolution and under the right light, I guess it starts to look passable. Has filled in slightly, but it's still thin and patchy.

 

[Poisoned Slice]

Fascinating.

 

[Federer and Del Potro]

With low enough resolution, I guess it starts to look passable. Has filled in slightly, but it's still thin and patchy.

Yeah true. To clarify, I was only comparing his with the Big Three. There are certainly much better beards out there.

 

[Poisoned Slice]

Fake beard, fake news. Bernard approved.

 

[WhiskeyEE]

Fake beard, fake news. Bernard approved.

Bernard from Westworld has a top tier beard.

 

[Red Rick]

Yeah true. To clarify, I was only comparing his with the Big Three. There are certainly much better beards out there.

Muzziah is the only one to ever make asscrack density look fabulous

 

[WhiskeyEE]

Would you trade your beard for Murray's bank account?

Hmmm. He's apparently worth a cool 165 mil, so yeah. Having said that - impossible transaction, therefore irrelevant.

edit: apparently 165 mil is his career earnings. So subtract taxes and whatnot.

 

[40L0VE]

It's interesting how genetics work. Jerzy Janowicz for instance is 6'8" and his parents both are around 6' to 6'2. Both his parents were professional volleyball players.

There are traces of Christopher Waltz in the way Jerzy's dad smiles. Anyone else see it?

 

[Mike Sams]

There are traces of Christopher Waltz in the way Jerzy's dad smiles. Anyone else see it?

I think somebody cut Waltz's head off and stuck it on Jerzy's Dad.

 

[Deleted member 768841]

His beard doesn't look that bad.

I'd say SHE’S a solid 8/10.

Wait, what?

 

[Deleted member 770948]

Agassi was the beard master.

 

[WhiskeyEE]

Kinda a waste on Agassi because it doesn't make him look better.