Fixing Poetry

[Shroud]

Stopping By Woods on a Snowy Evening by Robert Frost

I am watching it snow
My horse is queer
He wears a bell
I wont be sleeping

There, much better!

 

[Sentinel]

Your horse may
A donkey be.

 

[Deleted member 754093]

I now propose you do The Wasteland

 

[Shroud]

I now propose you do The Wasteland

Ok. Not familiar. Who wrote it?

 

[Deleted member 754093]

Ok. Not familiar. Who wrote it?

TS Eliot

 

[TheGhostOfAgassi]

One's not half of two; two are the halves of one.​

 

[Shroud]

One's not half of two; two are the halves of one.​

We are half a person

 

[r2473]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who was an eccentric accountant
With reports in arrears
The boss in near tears
He finally proclaimed "Ah, just f*ck it"

 

[Deleted member 754093]

The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock

Do I? Or don't I?
I'm scared to make a move.
Should I eat a peach?
**** it. Drown me.

 

[stringertom]

I dump manage
Therefore I am...SexiSuri

Rene Descartes

 

[Shroud]

I now propose you do The Wasteland

Holy crap! If i try reading that think of all the TT poasts i will miss. I will be a 2.5 for sure after reading that monstrosity. Most important poem in the 20th century my ass!

 

[Deleted member 754093]

Holy crap! If i try reading that think of all the TT poasts i will miss. I will be a 2.5 for sure after reading that monstrosity. Most important poem in the 20th century my ass!

I prefer Dr. Seuss

 

[stringertom]

Holy crap! If i try reading that think of all the TT poasts i will miss. I will be a 2.5 for sure after reading that monstrosity. Most important poem in the 20th century my ass!

And to think Eliot wrote it without knowledge of The Wasteland now known as SexiSuri San Poobiego.

 

[Shroud]

And to think Eliot wrote it without knowledge of The Wasteland now known as SexiSuri San Poobiego.

Poor dude! Suseshs always makes things better. Only wasteland around him is a buffet!

Are you dry yet??

 

[stringertom]

Poor dude! Suseshs always makes things better. Only wasteland around him is a buffet!

Are you dry yet??

I never run dry of SexiSuri material...he is the gif that keeps giving!

As for Irma, I have survived but worry now creeps in from approaching Maria. We could be in for another Wasteland.

 

[Topspin Shot]

Ok. Not familiar. Who wrote it?

The Wasteland

April in the sky with diamonds

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WAAAAASTED

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Trippih trippih trippih

 

[MatsPhilander]

 

[Shroud]

Lol. Wrestling fans are so challenged that some one dressed up in a graduation outfit constitutes a GENIUS....