funniest headlines you can think of

[adil1972]

if you are tennis news reporter whats the funniest headline you can think of

for me

federer kicks nadal butt out of AO 2017 final

 

[Shaolin]

Cash bests Czech

Nothing will ever top that.

 

[Standaa]

Fedr

 

[SinjinCooper]

ATP To Prohibit TUE's.

 

[Deleted member 756486]

Nadal wins WTF

 

[cluckcluck]

Nadal Camp Convinces ATP to Convert All Tournaments To Red Clay

 

[Shaolin]

Nadal Healthy and has Nothing to Complain About.

 

[Nashvegas]

Tarango and Cash

(Headline used after one of his fines.)

 

[Dlabsiladan]

Novak Djokovic Mistakenly Enters Hyberbolic Rather Than Hyberbaric Chamber

Upon exiting he reported that he “felt like a million bucks” because he “has a ton of money”.

When asked if it would help him against Roger Federer in the future he replied, “Grandpa is older than dirt, but he is still the best player of all time.”