I swear I left them around here somewhere. . . .
-SF
They're always in the last place you look.......
Early onset Alzheimer's??? Check your pockets!
I didn't know my wife was posting here...
They might be in your orifice.
Oops I meant office.
Yes. I am your wife, sweety. By the way--you're terrible in bed.
-SF
I want to be able to us my cell phone to call my keys so they will start chirping.
I see you get the two mixed up quite often.
Is this habit taken from Ralphie
I do my best work when I am in the office