If Jelena Jankovic was one-armed...

[Grass_for_cows]

She would have hit a one-handed backhand and be remembered as being the most beautiful player with infinite potential. However she will lose in the first round of every tournament and be forced out of the tour within a year because she will not be able to start her service games.

After a year of respite, she will return to the tour, with the special provision that the countrywoman Jelena Dokic be allowed to toss the ball for her, or Ana Ivanovic, but Jankovic gracefully turns her down.

GOAT!

How much of this prediction will come true?

 

[[d]ragon]

1. Most beautiful player? I think not.... not even close.....

2. She would still be able to toss the ball by using her racquet (in the rules)

3. This thread isn't very funny

 

[darthpwner]

wth kind of thread is this? jankovic is ugly imo. yes she could toss the ball with her racket like the poster above said or she could use her only arm to toss the ball and serve by quickly grabbing the racket from her armpit. lastly, dokic plays for australia currently. she emigrated 2 australia in 1994

 

[Klatu Verata Necktie]

She would have hit a one-handed backhand and be remembered as being the most beautiful player with infinite potential. However she will lose in the first round of every tournament and be forced out of the tour within a year because she will not be able to start her service games.

After a year of respite, she will return to the tour, with the special provision that the countrywoman Jelena Dokic be allowed to toss the ball for her, or Ana Ivanovic, but Jankovic gracefully turns her down.

GOAT!

How much of this prediction will come true?

All of it . . .

 

[Grass_for_cows]

wth kind of thread is this? jankovic is ugly imo. yes she could toss the ball with her racket like the poster above said or she could use her only arm to toss the ball and serve by quickly grabbing the racket from her armpit. lastly, dokic plays for australia currently. she emigrated 2 australia in 1994

Yes, I do not pretend for a moment that she is most "physically attractive." However her fluid one-hander will probably leave most of the male tennis lovers drooling on their boners, as will her elegant continental forehand slices. Besides she has got a great body.

I do not believe that Jelena Jankovic will be able to rely on the racket-toss solution for the grueling WTA tour, especially since her woman problems recur every month. Remember, this is a woman who forgot to wear clean underwear for a match and had to change during a change-over.

 

[CountryHillbilly]

Yes, I do not pretend for a moment that she is most "physically attractive." However her fluid one-hander will probably leave most of the male tennis lovers drooling on their boners, as will her elegant continental forehand slices. Besides she has got a great body.

I do not believe that Jelena Jankovic will be able to rely on the racket-toss solution for the grueling WTA tour, especially since her woman problems recur every month. Remember, this is a woman who forgot to wear clean underwear for a match and had to change during a change-over.

Look, I sincerely do not understand the point of this thread... Jankovic backhand, ..what??

 

[Commando Tennis Shorts]

This thread is stupid...

and is now about trains.

 

[Vermillion]

I like the NEG train the most

 

[Commando Tennis Shorts]

I'm partial to the Amtrak myself, just 'cause it seems like it's getting ready to steamroll dumb threads