Introduction thread

This where every new user can introduce themselves (or, if you are a veteran here, you can use this thread to give info about yourselves that you feel we should know). I'll start off: I had been visiting these threads for a while before deciding to create an account and this is certainly one of the best decisions I've made recently! This is a great community and I am glad to be here. Since my username is somewhat deceiving I'd like to make clear that I am not one of those crazy Fed fans. I do love Roger (Gasquet and Haas as well) but I also respect all players on tour, especially Nadal.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Hi George! I'm Tom and I'm a TT-holic! I try to stay away every day but I just keep falling back on my crutch...it's mostly that silly little troll from India's fault...if he wasn't so lovable I would make a better use of my time and cause world peace, end hunger in Uruguay and resolve the global warming/energy chrisis chrisis. I'm sorry, I'm sttuttering but I get nervous worrying about the next chaos from G4T and the impending bacon shortage and the ripple effect on r2's waistline. The only effective therapy I have found is watching an endless loop of sureshsian forehands with Lled Zeppelin STH at volume level 11. When I weaken from this harsh therapy, Mike B comes to my rescue with countless Maria K. pieces of cheesecake to be washed down with chilled shots of Stoli. Only after this am I ready to scan and respond!
 
Hi George! I'm Tom and I'm a TT-holic! I try to stay away every day but I just keep falling back on my crutch...it's mostly that silly little troll from India's fault...if he wasn't so lovable I would make a better use of my time and cause world peace, end hunger in Uruguay and resolve the global warming/energy chrisis chrisis. I'm sorry, I'm sttuttering but I get nervous worrying about the next chaos from G4T and the impending bacon shortage and the ripple effect on r2's waistline. The only effective therapy I have found is watching an endless loop of sureshsian forehands with Lled Zeppelin STH at volume level 11. When I weaken from this harsh therapy, Mike B comes to my rescue with countless Maria K. pieces of cheesecake to be washed down with chilled shots of Stoli. Only after this am I ready to scan and respond!

Weren't I here I would probably spend even more time watching tennis on youtube, each video for like the fiftieth time:)
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
This is a tribe of clever little refugees from the GPPD wars here in O&E. I had your enthusiasm when I emigrated from that war zone and suggested a similar thread that floated around like a Kiki balloon for several days and finally disappeared from lack of enthusiasm. Good luck with this one!
 
:)Thank you, but you don't sound that hopeful. Afterall, no thread is going to meet the popularity of the music game. I did get to know one great poster so I'm o.k. with it all.
 

r2473

G.O.A.T.
I'm sorry, I'm sttuttering but I get nervous worrying about the next chaos from G4T and the impending bacon shortage and the ripple effect on r2's waistline.

Hi George. My name is r2 and I have a bacon problem :)
 
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SoBad

G.O.A.T.
This should be an exciting journey for you, but be prepared to be challenged along the way. When novel ideas are introduced, people often get overly excited and post things that they might regret later on – things that might be erased from history because of their poor judgment. Just the other day we had a good discussion about the new technologies in water chlorination and UV disinfection replacing the traditional spices in certain cuisines.
 
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