Life after Srsh Thread

[Sentinel]

Yay I won tenpin bowling against my tennis students again. I'm getting really good at it.

I take it you are quoting from srshez personal diary?

 

[JoelDali]

I take it you are quoting from srshez personal diary?

Does Senty desire Indian ATP 4.0 Glory?

If/then/else?

 

[vokazu]

The rates are affordable.

Revert quickly and gently release your warm fears towards the Indian economy.

Not really

 

[JoelDali]

Our country club bought a Ping Pong table and Srshesh approved GOAT paddles and balls.

 

[vokazu]

European Space Agency has spotted spiders on Mars. After a closer look, they concluded that they are actually srsher babies.

100x magnification:

Digitally enhanced image:

 

[donquijote]

Lower level Tennis Internets want to feel what Sresh feels and insert him inside their life affordably.

That's too much excite for this threat to handle.

 

[JoelDali]

That's too much excite for this threat to handle.

This is guaranteed and affordable.

6 months with little to no interest.

But, most students get very interested within 1 hour of feeling what Srshresh feels.

 

[vokazu]

This is guaranteed and affordable.

6 months with little to no interest.

But, most students get very interested within 1 hour of feeling what Srshresh feels.

 

[Sentinel]

Not really

Is this a total of the tips The Srsh ™ has not paid.

 

[Sentinel]

Does Senty desire Indian ATP 4.0 Glory?

If/then/else?

My attorney Jake Paul has spent the last 45 years studying this threat and confirmed that you have the highest IQ in this threat. 115 he said.

Later, he frantically texted me saying he mixed up your IQ with his fasting blood sugar.

You're IQ is much less but still the highest buy far, Jake Paul said.

 

[Sentinel]

Lower level Tennis Internets want to feel what Sresh feels and insert him inside their life affordably.

These are very serious allegations.

Do you have any evidence?

 

[Sentinel]

But, most students get very interested within 1 hour of feeling what Srshresh feels

Hunger pangs?
Bloatedness ?
Gassy?

 

[Sentinel]

But, most students get very interested within 1 hour of feeling what Srshresh feels

Some people like vokazu feel what Srsh feels after a beer.

Bloaty.
(Courtesy Wine or beer thread)

 

[vokazu]

 

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[vokazu]

 

[sportsfan1]

Experts have unanimously rated the pterodactyl smash far superior to the djokosmash. It's incredible the srshs can share such a highly rated tip for free* with the Internet tennis students.

*Tip only, students must bring their own pterodactyls to follow along with.

 

[JoelDali]

Some people like vokazu feel what Srsh feels after a beer.

Bloaty.
(Courtesy Wine or beer thread)

The Pterodactyl was not meant to be used in nefarious ways against the Punjabba people.

Sroosh hardnessed it’s power and a pact was made to coexist and capture multinational slams across the Bangaloar River of Dreams.

 

[vokazu]

 

[vokazu]

 

[vokazu]

 

[donquijote]

My attorney Jake Paul has spent the last 45 years studying this threat and confirmed that you have the highest IQ in this threat. 115 he said.

Later, he frantically texted me saying he mixed up your IQ with his fasting blood sugar.

You're IQ is much less but still the highest buy far, Jake Paul said.

85 to 114 is considered average accordion to my research team's report. Are you calling all of us average and Dolly above average?
Shane, shawk and a Paul.

 

[vokazu]

 

[JoelDali]

My attorney Jake Paul has spent the last 45 years studying this threat and confirmed that you have the highest IQ in this threat. 115 he said.

Later, he frantically texted me saying he mixed up your IQ with his fasting blood sugar.

You're IQ is much less but still the highest buy far, Jake Paul said.

I called the American Bar Association and axed for Jake Paul.

There is no one by that name in their 100 year old registry.

I have repoarted this Tweet to my Barrister, Deputy Counsel Mr. Dave Bob for analcis and verification.

Praying for a swift revert.

 

[JoelDali]

Shares of SRSH are up 6% in pre-market trading.

I have a limit order in for 500 @ $16.

Excite.

 

[Sentinel]

have repoarted this Tweet to my Barrister, Deputy Counsel Mr. Dave Bob for analcis and verification

 

[Sentinel]

The eyes are too good.

 

[Sentinel]

I called the American Bar Association and axed for Jake Paul.

There is no one by that name in their 100 year old registry

Maybe try Paul Jake.

 

[vokazu]

The eyes are too good.

Mona Resha was about to burst with laughter when that picture was taken, you could see his teeth.

 

[Sentinel]

85 to 114 is considered average accordion to my research team's report. Are you calling all of us average and Dolly above average?
Shane, shawk and a Paul.

You need to trust your intuition.

Love is forever.

 

[Larry Duff]

My attorney Jake Paul has spent the last 45 years studying this threat and confirmed that you have the highest IQ in this threat. 115 he said.

Later, he frantically texted me saying he mixed up your IQ with his fasting blood sugar.

There are some on this threat with the fasting blood sugar of 511. Gulab jamuns are involved.

 

[Sentinel]

Praying for a swift revert.

This is swift and kindly, too. Hopefully now you can have supper in peace.

Much excite for another clay title.

 

[Sentinel]

There are some on this threat with the fasting blood sugar of 511. Gulab jamuns are involved.

My attorney Jake Paul found your allegations disturbing and unwarranted but then his assistant Mike Kim found some disturbing evidence so charges of slander are being dropped.

Don't try this at home.

 

[Sentinel]

Experts have unanimously rated the pterodactyl smash far superior to the djokosmash. It's incredible the srshs can share such a highly rated tip for free* with the Internet tennis students.

*Tip only, students must bring their own pterodactyls to follow along with.

Srshez overhead smash often goes into the net, or into the roil bocks.

That makes The Sroosh belly angry.

Or hungry, not shore.

Spoiler: the net is too high!!!

 

[JoelDali]

Elon Resh is building the best Indian electric release trunk lids.

Ombelievable.

 

[JoelDali]

Srsherer is transforming the professional Badminton landscape by challenging lower level players to exceed all expectations via early morning remote STC knowledge spray sessions on encrypted Zoom meetings.

 

[sureshs]

A tip for Indian customers:
Tip well, Indians are the worst tippers and no matter how much salary these people get, Tip is what motivates them.
Also, Indians seem to be extremely harsh critics of Indian food and have a very long leash for other cuisines, sure it is not homemade and sure it is not on par with India.
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give tips all them, but do I need to tip them upfront to treat me very well? because of bad experience I didn’t tip them. I don’t review most of the time , but this restaurant people kind of annoyed me to post this.

 

[sureshs]

Srshez overhead smash often goes into the net, or into the roil bocks.

That makes The Sroosh belly angry.

Or hungry, not shore.

Spoiler: the net is too high!!!

LOL your guy did not do a good job with the mouth

 

[donquijote]

You need to trust your intuition.

Love is forever.

Prince of Whales and Lady D-resh back in good old days?

 

[Sentinel]

LOL your guy did not do a good job with the mouth

Eugene accused you of having a big mouth. I'm on the lookout for a graphic artist better than Eugene.

 

[Sentinel]

Prince of Whales and Lady D-resh back in good old days?

What do they say?
Love makes the whale go round.

 

[Sentinel]

Prince of Whales and Lady D-resh back in good old days?

Actually i told my IT chap Ganeshanabobbamurthy to replace only Charles but the stupid chap replaced both.

I fell off my chair when i saw the unexpected result.

I've recommended to STC HR to give him a raise.

 

[sureshs]

I called the American Bar Association and axed for Jake Paul.

Jake is the bartender who works only on the weekends.

 

[JoelDali]

Actually i told my IT chap Ganeshanabobbamurthy to replace only Charles but the stupid chap replaced both.

I fell off my chair when i saw the unexpected result.

I've recommended to STC HR to give him a raise.

If you type ping SRSH on your mobile phoan you can see if Srsherer responds with a quip or a tip.

 

[JoelDali]

If you type tracert SRSH you will see Srsherer chemtrails path as he travels forth and seeks his 15th French Slam.

 

[sportsfan1]

Srshez overhead smash often goes into the roil bocks.

Those are feelers sent by the srshs for a roil inn byte, as he saw a rumor in the daily mail that the princess of whales can whip up gjs faster than anyone else. Hope she lives up to the uugge expectations that even ayce staff have failed at.

 

[Sentinel]

If you type tracert SRSH you will see Srsherer chemtrails path as he travels forth and seeks his 15th French Slam.

I usual type "man Srsh" and i don't knead to tell ya what the error massage is.

 

[JoelDali]

I usual type "man Srsh" and i don't knead to tell ya what the error massage is.

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