Life after Srsh Thread

[Sentinel]

That's shows how much you know about Srshr volley technique. Shane, shock, apall and moar.

We are all experts on this treacherous topic, but still what we know is only the tip of the golden nuggetberg, as they say.

 

[vokazu]

In realms where stars dance, Saboosh reigns supreme,
Atop the mountains, in every dream.
With steadfast stride, he claims his place,
A beacon of grace, in life's endless race.

Where challenges loom, he stands tall,
Conquering obstacles, heeding no call.
His spirit ablaze, a radiant flame,
In the echoes of victory, he etches his name.

With wisdom as his guide, he charts his way,
Through shadows and light, come what may.
A leader, a champion, in every scene,
Saboosh, forever on top, a timeless sheen.

 

[Sentinel]

We need to find new ways to tribute Srsh.

You can send donations to Swami Sureshananda.

Chinmaya Mission Chennai

Swami Sureshananda

www.chinmayamissionchennai.com

Spoiler: Fount of love and compassion

 

[sportsfan1]

Looks like Mister Jolly Dolly has escaped this secure threat despite Ms Latha's very strongly encryption.

Mr joel of the punjabba regions is required to post srshrs tributes everyday tagged with verifiable location signatures to comply with his puh role terms. Now mr jim bob esq. has to disrupt his drink and card games and go to work to keep dali out of the slammer. Something he absolutely dislikes.

 

[Sudacafan]

You can send donations to Swami Sureshananda.

Chinmaya Mission Chennai

Swami Sureshananda

www.chinmayamissionchennai.com

Spoiler: Fount of love and compassion

The red dot on forehead indicates bullet impact, OK?

 

[Sentinel]

The red dot on forehead indicates bullet impact, OK?

Oh, I thought it was his third eye by which he can spot food miles away like a condor.

 

[vokazu]

Joeliette had a sreshamphetamine overdose after he kept demanding for more sreshamphetamine.

He has now achieved the highest level ever seen....

Meaning he's really really high

 

[Sentinel]

Dali's unfortunate abstinence i mean absence, is resulting in a steep drop from the highest levels ever witnessed.

Maybe in Dali's abstinence, Natalia will make a suddenly comeback.

Maude will wonder why no repoarts are clogging her help-desk.

 

[Sentinel]

I gave my GRE test today and the first question asked was why does the bottom part of Srsh stay still when you release the top part to fall.

No one could answer this.

Unreal.

 

[vokazu]

 

[Sentinel]

Joeliette had a sreshamphetamine overdose after he kept demanding for more sreshamphetamine.

He has now achieved the highest level ever seen....

Meaning he's really really high

The signs were there for all to see.

Dali begging for more and more Srsh every day. We could see the OD coming from a country mile.

The voluptuous ladies did it.

 

[vokazu]

 

[Larry Duff]

As the great Shakespeareshs said:

Dalio, Dalio, where art thou Dalio

 

[Sentinel]

Just imagine if Mister Dali misses out on the highest levels of Sureshery ever witnessed by humankind.

Dread.
Angst.
Sorrow.

 

[Sudacafan]

As the great Shakespeareshs said:

Dalio, Dalio, where art thou Dalio

He must have gone to his tennis club in the Punjabbar district of Massapequa.
There he meets with his coach to discuss about the 40 years of high levels of tennis releases that nobody has ever seen.

 

[Sentinel]

As the great Shakespeareshs said:

Dalio, Dalio, where art thou Dalio

Was it not "wherefore art thou?"



To which a janitor in the crowd whispered Stall 2.

 

[Sudacafan]

The other day somebody brought to my attention that this was not exactly a tribute thread.
I believe the mods were not notified, and maybe should not.

 

[Sentinel]

He must have gone to his tennis club in the Punjabbar district of Massapequa.
There he meets with his coach to discuss about the 40 years of high levels of tennis releases that nobody has ever seen.

Coaches wife ran away with Suresh.

Later she realised to her shock and appal that there are many many Sureshes in the world and the one she snagged isn't the one with the very exciting life of being an usher at WTA events and periodically raiding AYCE joints and being desired by millions of elderly women all over the punjabbababba district of Western Telangana.

 

[Sudacafan]

Was it not "wherefore art thou?"



To which a janitor in the crowd whispered Stall 2.

Janitorial activities in Shakespearian times must have been very hard and demanding. However, those brave workers wouldn't envy the Stall 2 janitors at all.

 

[Sentinel]

Janitorial activities in Shakespearian times must have been very hard and demanding

Yes. I can imagine people standing in line outside stall 2 asking, "hast thou finished, kind sir?"

And Srsh answering from inside. "Not yet. Thy humble servant hast one or two sonnets coming. No wait, me thinks an entire five act play is about to emerge!"

 

[Sudacafan]

Yes. I can imagine people standing in line outside stall 2 asking, "hast thou finished, kind sir?"

And Srsh answering from inside. "Not yet. Thy humble servant hast one or two sonnets coming. No wait, me thinks an entire five act play is about to emerge!"

LOL.

 

[donquijote]

Coaches wife ran away with Suresh.

Well, you know that's impossible, don't you?

 

[vokazu]

Coaches wife ran away with Suresh.

Well, you know that's impossible, don't you?

Actually it's possible with some simple Physics:

 

[donquijote]

Actually it's possible with some simple Physics:

Photo needs a face swap though.

 

[Sentinel]

Well, you know that's impossible, don't you?

It was possible because it was the wrong Srsh.

She should have figured out something was wrong immediately.

 

[Sentinel]

It is shamefully that Dali has abandoned us at this critical juncture when Srsh is getting Reddy for a golden French slam.

Sadness.

 

[Sentinel]

Actually it's possible with some simple Physics:

Based on simple physics even my grandson says that those tires should have given weigh by now.

 

[Sentinel]

Found this on Srshez Instagram.
Looking confident going into the grassy season.

 

[vokazu]

Found this on Srshez Instagram.
Looking confident going into the grassy season.

Is that how Srshez does his warm up before a match?

 

[Sentinel]

Is that how Srshez does his warm up before a match?

Could be.
Maybe he is warming up the car.
Maybe he is celebrating winning Madrid.

 

[vokazu]

Could be.
Maybe he is warming up the car.
Maybe he is celebrating winning Madrid.

Or he's refueling the car with environmentally unfriendly SrshBioFuel™, hehehe

 

[vokazu]

Why is Joeloglou Daliouou smiling widely here?

 

[Sentinel]

Accordion to the access.log file, Dali is accessing this threat without login in, to check if we are talking about him.

We are watching you, Mister Dali.

 

[Sentinel]

Why is Joeloglou Daliouou smiling widely here?

What's mysterious is that Srshena is not smiling, maybe being the greatest * is not good enough for some

* GJ consumer.

 

[vokazu]

What's mysterious is that Srshena is not smiling, maybe being the greatest * is not good enough for some

* GJ consumer.

Just a slight smile. He's not happy with Joeloglou's left hand's GPS position.

 

[Sentinel]

Why is Joeloglou Daliouou smiling widely here?

Ok, at least now I know where the bathroom curtain from my guest room went.

 

[Larry Duff]

Accordion to the access.log file, Dali is accessing this threat without login in, to check if we are talking about him.

We are watching you, Mister Dali.

True masters know that it is important to study the opposition to be the best at the 4 racket spoarts.

Preparationreshs.

 

[Sentinel]

Praying for Dali to be released from lock-up after being apprehended in crack-downs over student protests over complex issues pertaining to global democrazee.

Meanwhile drop volley practice continues leading to the Wimpletins.

Spoiler

 

[sureshs]

I stopped by Fowkes' tennis complex while in Utah....

A couple of questions are below. Anyone is free to chime in of course. I'd like to look back on responses here in the future. 1. How do you think he will "manage" J.W., who has *way* above-level recent results in singles and doubles recorded on UTR? I'm guessing J.W. has been told to stop...

tt.tennis-warehouse.com

 

[sureshs]

I gave my GRE test today and the first question asked was why does the bottom part of Srsh stay still when you release the top part to fall.

No one could answer this.

Unreal.

Don't copy and paste from the slinky thread

 

[sureshs]

You can send donations to Swami Sureshananda.

Chinmaya Mission Chennai

Swami Sureshananda

www.chinmayamissionchennai.com

Spoiler: Fount of love and compassion

Swamiji’s vision is to help people choose the right means to be happy through right knowledge by transforming the lives of people with his knowledge of a spiritual path.

 

[sureshs]

Indian chess prodigies like Vishy, Pragna, Gukesh, Vaishali and Humpy have acknowledged sentinel's mentorship conducted over Zoom sessions from his retreat in Switzerland using the Maharaja chess pieces.

 

[sureshs]

Another athlete inspired by sentinel:

Sriram Balaji and Andre Begemann clinch the Challenger title in Italy
NEW DELHI, MAY 5:
Sriram Balaji in partnership with Andre Begemann of Germany beat Boris Arias and Federico Zeballos 6-4, 6-7(3), [10-6] in the doubles final of the €205,000 Challenger tennis tournament in Cagliari, Italy, on Sunday.
The champion team collected €11,705 and 175 ATP points. The runners-up won €6,780 and 100 points.
It was the fourth Challenger title as a pair for Balaji and Begemann who had won three Challengers last year.
It was the 56th career doubles title for the 34-year-old Balaji, while it was the 46th doubles title for the 39-year-old Begemann.
The results:
€205,000 Challenger, Cagliari, Italy
Doubles (final): Sriram Balaji & Andre Begemann bt Boris Arias & Federico Zeballos (Bol) 6-4, 6-7(3), [10-6].

 

[donquijote]

It was possible because it was the wrong Srsh.

She should have figured out something was wrong immediately.

You're killing me

 

[donquijote]

Found this on Srshez Instagram.
Looking confident going into the grassy season.

Geez, that single glass, melted hands and the massive ear hole!
They say that AI is taking over the world soon but it can't even take over Suresh.

 

[Sentinel]

Swamiji’s vision is to help people choose the right means to be happy through right knowledge by transforming the lives of people with his knowledge of a spiritual path.

Er... What ????

Even Dali was never this convoluted.

 

[Sentinel]

Geez, that single glass, melted hands and the massive ear hole!
They say that AI is taking over the world soon but it can't even take over Suresh.

WAIT !!!
It gets better.

SW-19. Be Reddy for me !!!

 

[sureshs]

Er... What ????

Even Dali was never this convoluted.

Born in the birth place of Bhagawan Ramana Maharishi at Thiruchuli village, Swami Sureshananda, was born into the lap of spirituality and was destined to embark on a divine path.

As a monk at the Chinmaya Mission, Swamiji has tirelessly served the cause of our Pujya Gurudev's vision "To give maximum happiness to maximum people for maximum time".

 

[Sentinel]

You're killing me

And better ....

Stall 2 was undergoing repair. so here I am.

 

[Sentinel]

As a monk at the Chinmaya Mission, Swamiji has tirelessly served the cause of our Pujya Gurudev's vision "To give maximum happiness to maximum people for maximum time".

I couldnt make head or tail of what he said or you quoted or you made up. And I've read a lot of stuff, and this like topped it all going in circles.