My last 2 days of work

[Ronaldo]

The line is busy.

 

[max]

The line is busy.

Man, I desperately need to get through! Lord, have mercy on me, a sinner.

 

[Vcore89]

The line is busy.

 

[dgold44]

I was planning on staying in Vegas 4-5 yrs!!

Now it’s 2-3

 

[r2473]

I was planning on staying in Vegas 4-5 yrs!!

Now it’s 2-3

Did you run out of milk?

 

[dgold44]

Did you run out of milk?

I am sure I will be moving to a mental institution after I leave ??

 

[r2473]

I am sure I will be moving to a mental institution after I leave ??

Why wait until after you leave?

 

[Tennease]

The line is busy.

Try using Skype or WhatsApp. He might be on Facebook too.

 

[stringertom]

Win eye opined the thread eye thaught a sail uv the UPS Store wood happen inn too deighs. Eye am disappoint.

 

[max]

I am sure I will be moving to a mental institution after I leave ??

Just go to Canada.

 

[dgold44]

Just go to Canada.

Too cold !!
I like hot dry weather
Anything below 75 i hate

 

[Chadalina]

Too cold !!
I like hot dry weather
Anything below 75 i hate

A ton of taxes as well. They tax fast food, beer and other common stuff. My video game buddy is shocked at how much i pay for my lunch, he wants to move to florida.

 

[Ronaldo]

An Unhappy Meal 4 all,

 

[stringertom]

ComedyGold44 just needs someone suffering from the measles epidemic to drop off some things to be shipped.

 

[Ronaldo]

ComedyGold44 just needs someone suffering from the measles epidemic to drop off some things to be shipped.

 

[Tennease]

Dropping by to drop some flowers at dgold to cheer his day up.

 

[Light of Star]

NO, it may not happen. Youtube doesn't show how to make babies, which is very odd.

 

[dgold44]

NO, it may not happen. Youtube doesn't show how to make babies, which is very odd.

I am still unclear on that part lol

 

[dgold44]

Dropping by to drop some flowers at dgold to cheer his day up.

Thank you
My only hope is my new employee . He is smart and I hope he stays and I am giving him a 20 percent raise when he finishes his notary exam

 

[Subway Tennis]

One morning, as @dgold44 was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in bed he had been changed into a monstrous verminous bug. He lay on his armour-hard back and saw, as he lifted his head up a little, his brown, arched abdomen divided up into rigid bow-like sections. From this height the blanket, just about ready to slide off completely, could hardly stay in place. His numerous legs, pitifully thin in comparison to the rest of his circumference, flickered helplessly before his eyes.

The burning question: will this Kafkaesque transformation improve @dgold44 's grappling skills and ability to gain lean muscle?

 

[dnguyen]

Did he quit for real?

 

[norcal]

At least your kids would not rob you blind and add more stress to your life

You don't have kids, do you?

 

[Sir Weed]

 

[stringertom]

Zuckerberg will order millions to make these the official FB uniforms!

 

[Bartelby]

People spend too much time on dgold44. It's almost an obsession.

 

[fireandwind]

Wed afternoon - Russian Israeli steroid nut comes in and starts swearing super loud on his phone calling his GF every bad word you can think of . He leaves thank god
What a wonderful job and city I picked .
I was contemplating how wonderful it would be if a large rogue comet came into our orbit

Every man has a breaking point : I have not yet reached mine!!!

I am afraid it may really happen.

 

[Ronaldo]

I am afraid it may really happen.

An orange dwarf planet?

 

[clout]

Next time I'm in Vegas I'm gonna stop by every UPS store in town to see if I'll run into dgold aka. comedygold44

 

[Anotherbrick]

Too much blasphemy on this thread

 

[Mr.Lob]

People spend too much time on dgold44. It's almost an obsession.

You available?

 

[Bartelby]

There comes a time when you can't squeeze any more juice out of a lemon.

And that time is now for dgold44.

You available?

 

[max]

Ah, the show's just beginning! Stick around for Act 1.

 

[max]

People spend too much time on dgold44. It's almost an obsession.

He's cute and kind of resembles a Furrby.

 

[Turbo-87]

He's cute and kind of resembles a Furrby.

Dgold44 does?

 

[max]

Yeah. It's like that.

 

[Turbo-87]

Furbys are gentle and nice. Why is dgold so bitter and acerbic?

 

[max]

Furbys are gentle and nice. Why is dgold so bitter and acerbic?

You have to look inside to see the real dgold. He's a gem in the rough. Lotsa potential upside.

 

[stringertom]

Furbys are gentle and nice. Why is dgold so bitter and acerbic?

Clownszefacepalm dependency.

 

[Ronaldo]

Furbys are gentle and nice. Why is dgold so bitter and acerbic?

Dgold, like a mogwai got all wet,

 

[dgold44]

Furbys are gentle and nice. Why is dgold so bitter and acerbic?

what is acerbic ???

 

[dgold44]

Next time I'm in Vegas I'm gonna stop by every UPS store in town to see if I'll run into dgold aka. comedygold44

You would see I am a quite mid- west guy

 

[Sir Weed]

what is acerbic ???

Let Me DuckDuckGo That For You - LMDDGTFY

 

[max]

what is acerbic ???

I think it's in martinis.

 

[Turbo-87]

what is acerbic ???

Archaic term meaning sour

 

[max]

Archaic term meaning sour

That and an onion. Shaken, not stirred, fwiw.

 

[fireandwind]

An orange dwarf planet?

Possible, but it can be any significant size asteroid as well.

 

[fireandwind]

Next time I'm in Vegas I'm gonna stop by every UPS store in town to see if I'll run into dgold aka. comedygold44

No, you can just ask him to meet at coffee shop or a tennis court.

 

[clout]

No, you can just ask him to meet at coffee shop or a tennis court.

Meh I think comedygold44's peak entertainment resides at his workplace

 

[Ronaldo]

Meh I think comedygold44's peak entertainment resides at his workplace

These posts deserve a sitcom. Or at least a blog

 

[dgold44]

Meh I think comedygold44's peak entertainment resides at his workplace

I am most funny there lol
Also am like a derailed train with no head lights or breaks