norcal, what happened to the CL story?
Ahh, forgot. It's kinda funny, very bay area-ish.
Here's a cliffnotes version:
Several years ago I was working in the bay area and I placed an ad on craigslist for a 4.0 to 4.5 player looking to hit.
The German guy named Helmut answers the ad claiming to be a very good player and so he and I go hit. Helumt turned out to be a decent 3.5-ish player, very good forehand, very good movement, no backhand and forever slice serve. Not good enough to play sets but good enough to hit with.
Which was fine because he would pick me up from work at lunch and we would go hit. I would pretty much hit everything to his forehand and get a good workout.
Long story short, things start getting weird when I found out Helmut was part of some sort of sex group/cult. He was married to a man and a woman (but only married the man for immigration purposes) and told me they were planning on moving to the big Island of Hawaii to start a commune.
Got weirder when he started inviting me over to his place after tennis for a shower (after I told him I had a locker room at work), right after telling me about his sex life with his Iranian girlfriend, not to be confused with his husband or his wife. Oh yeah, after tennis he would roll up the windows of his Subaru because "Negar (the Iranian g/f) loves the smell of my sweat, it drives her crazy". It drove me crazy too, but not in a good way.
None of this weirdness really bothered me but what bothered me was that he started no-showing, saying he overslept. We generally would hit at 11:30 AM, apparently that was too early for him.
Anyways, he was traveling to Hawaii to work on the commune and he gave me the number of someone else he met on craigslist for tennis. He said he was reluctant to give me the number because he was afraid that the two of us would start hitting exclusively and shut him out. Well, that is exactly what happened and that's how I ended up hitting with the guy pictured above at the Oakland Hills tennis club.
Hopefully Helmut is happily living on the big Island having lots of sex and working on his lousy backhand.