Evert vs Austin: Rememeber Whitsnow?

kiki

Banned
Tons of digital pushes have been poured down over this forum after the famous WTA party " incident" that involved Chris Evert and Tracy Austin.

We are not back to that as it has been already and very deeply debated by the fiercest Evertians here ( since Tracy seems to have no flagbearer, I had to assume that role).

Evert and Austin played the same but...were they the same?

A superficial look may indicate likewise.Both behaved well on court, were very focused and ambitious individuals and their peaks overlapped for a while (Austin retired in 1982, as she couldn´t overcome an injury and having played the tour just five full years).

Riots of US journalist, a bit fed up of Evert winning so much enhanced Austin when she arrived in 1978.They wanted somebody to destroy the Bride of America myth and Austin, another fellow american was the perfect target.Navratilova came from Europe and she was such a strange individual ( at that time at least) that she offered little bulk to the press in terms of " the perfect AntiEvert".Evonne was not that consistent nor tennis focused and she was also somebody everybody liked so she wasn´t the targetted opponent as well.

If we have a deep insight and go through a bit of meditation and unbiassed judgement, one comes to the conclusion that Evert vs Austin was just the modern version of WHITESNOW TALE

Tell me Magical Mirror...is there any girl who is Most perfect than myself? , keept Chris asking year after year ever since 1974, forgetting the abortion, passion for male and non schoolarship but she could sell a refrigerator to an eskimo such perfection had Chris reached in the PR arts)

And of course, in 1974 the answer was "NO, my Highness, you are the most perfect girl in VirginiaSlimsland and Avonland as well..."

In 1975, 1976,1977,1978 the answer kept being the same...

But by the start of 1979, something dramatically changed in the iced cool and charming Floridian ( Chris was really a charming girl, do not take my wrong).

When in the Avon Finals Austin trashed Evert, the mirror finlly answered:

" There is a More Perfect Girl than You, Oh my Highness¡¡ Her backhand is two handed like yours, her smile more natural than yours, her ambition and concentration equals yours...and her mind is able to get through a tennis court ¡¡¡ in fact, she has an intelectual career at Stanford¡¡¡)"

And the rest is history.

I am very interesting in knowing if, after another Tracy beatdown by 1982 ( The Masters?), Chris Evert finally decided to give her a venenous apple and cut her career in her flourishing teen years¡¡¡
 
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kiki

Banned
Now, there is another WTA Disney Version called " The SLEEPING Beauty".

Kournikova would be my Sleeping Beauty
There would be three fairies: Hana,Martina and Evonne

Esther already performed the Magic Fairy in Cinderella

But let PDJ tell us how close a friend he-she was of Bueno¡¡¡ That is a great story, even if, of course, not necessarily true
 

BTURNER

Legend
Tons of digital pushes have been poured down over this forum after the famous WTA party " incident" that involved Chris Evert and Tracy Austin.

We are not back to that as it has been already and very deeply debated by the fiercest Evertians here ( since Tracy seems to have no flagbearer, I had to assume that role).

Evert and Austin played the same but...were they the same?

A superficial look may indicate likewise.Both behaved well on court, were very focused and ambitious individuals and their peaks overlapped for a while (Austin retired in 1982, as she couldn´t overcome an injury and having played the tour just five full years).

Riots of US journalist, a bit fed up of Evert winning so much enhanced Austin when she arrived in 1978.They wanted somebody to destroy the Bride of America myth and Austin, another fellow american was the perfect target.Navratilova came from Europe and she was such a strange individual ( at that time at least) that she offered little bulk to the press in terms of " the perfect AntiEvert".Evonne was not that consistent nor tennis focused and she was also somebody everybody liked so she wasn´t the targetted opponent as well.

If we have a deep insight and go through a bit of meditation and unbiassed judgement, one comes to the conclusion that Evert vs Austin was just the modern version of WHITESNOW TALE

Tell me Magical Mirror...is there any girl who is Most perfect than myself? , keept Chris asking year after year ever since 1974, forgetting the abortion, passion for male and non schoolarship but she could sell a refrigerator to an eskimo such perfection had Chris reached in the PR arts)

And of course, in 1974 the answer was "NO, my Highness, you are the most perfect girl in VirginiaSlimsland and Avonland as well..."

In 1975, 1976,1977,1978 the answer kept being the same...

But by the start of 1979, something dramatically changed in the iced cool and charming Floridian ( Chris was really a charming girl, do not take my wrong).

When in the Avon Finals Austin trashed Evert, the mirror finlly answered:

" There is a More Perfect Girl than You, Oh my Highness¡¡ Her backhand is two handed like yours, her smile more natural than yours, her ambition and concentration equals yours...and her mind is able to get through a tennis court ¡¡¡ in fact, she has an intelectual career at Stanford¡¡¡)"

And the rest is history.

I am very interesting in knowing if, after another Tracy beatdown by 1982 ( The Masters?), Chris Evert finally decided to give her a venenous apple and cut her career in her flourishing teen years¡¡¡

I am going to quote you, Kiki, in the Hewitt thread, just changing the pronoun. "As this is a tennis forum, I´ll only talk about their games."
 

PDJ

G.O.A.T.
Kiki will have to let the Evert/Austin obsession go for a while. He appears to have been banished to the enchanted forest after mistakenly eating the poisoned apple himself. If you live by the sword you.......
 

kiki

Banned
Kiki will have to let the Evert/Austin obsession go for a while. He appears to have been banished to the enchanted forest after mistakenly eating the poisoned apple himself. If you live by the sword you.......

Well, Chrissie seems to have been living on Disney Characters.The Beauty and The Beast has some similarities with Evert and Navratilova or with Evert and Connors.
 

hoodjem

G.O.A.T.
Tons of digital pushes have been poured down over this forum after the famous WTA party " incident" that involved Chris Evert and Tracy Austin.

We are not back to that as it has been already and very deeply debated by the fiercest Evertians here ( since Tracy seems to have no flagbearer, I had to assume that role).

Evert and Austin played the same but...were they the same?

A superficial look may indicate likewise. Both behaved well on court, were very focused and ambitious individuals and their peaks overlapped for a while (Austin retired in 1982, as she couldn't overcome an injury and having played the tour just five full years).

Riots of US journalist, a bit fed up of Evert winning so much enhanced Austin when she arrived in 1978.They wanted somebody to destroy the Bride of America myth and Austin, another fellow american was the perfect target. Navratilova came from Europe and she was such a strange individual (at that time at least) that she offered little bulk to the press in terms of " the perfect Anti-Evert". Evonne was not that consistent nor tennis focused and she was also somebody everybody liked so she wasn't the targetted opponent as well.

If we have a deep insight and go through a bit of meditation and unbiassed judgement, one comes to the conclusion that Evert vs Austin was just the modern version of WHITESNOW TALE

Tell me Magical Mirror...is there any girl who is Most perfect than myself? , keept Chris asking year after year ever since 1974, forgetting the abortion, passion for male and non schoolarship but she could sell a refrigerator to an eskimo such perfection had Chris reached in the PR arts)

And of course, in 1974 the answer was "NO, my Highness, you are the most perfect girl in VirginiaSlimsland and Avonland as well..."

In 1975, 1976, 1977, 1978 the answer kept being the same...

But by the start of 1979, something dramatically changed in the iced cool and charming Floridian (Chris was really a charming girl, do not take my wrong).

When in the Avon Finals Austin trashed Evert, the mirror finlly answered:
" There is a More Perfect Girl than You, Oh my Highness¡¡ Her backhand is two-handed like yours, her smile more natural than yours, her ambition and concentration equals yours. . . and her mind is able to get through a tennis court ¡¡¡ in fact, she has an intellectual career at Stanford¡¡¡)"

And the rest is history.

I am very interesting in knowing if, after another Tracy beatdown by 1982 ( The Masters?), Chris Evert finally decided to give her a venenous apple and cut her career in her flourishing teen years¡¡¡
Evert vs Austin: Rememeber Whitsnow?

I did not know what in the world you were talking about, until I realized that this whole post was one gigantic, surreal, epic narrative Kikism.

Your masterpiece! All hail the great one, Kiki!!!
 
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kiki

Banned
Evert vs Austin: Rememeber Whitsnow?

I did not know what in the world you were talking about, until I realized that this whole post was one gigantic, surreal, epic masterpiece of Kikism.

But the video tape I am talking ´bout is there to be watched, rewatched, deconstructed and all those psycho tips that one can expect.
 

pc1

G.O.A.T.
Evert vs Austin: Rememeber Whitsnow?

I did not know what in the world you were talking about, until I realized that this whole post was one gigantic, surreal, epic masterpiece of Kikism.

Kiki is the Pablo Picasso of Tennis Warehouse.
 

kiki

Banned
Hoodjem, your quite disciplined germanic mind is more suited to make 30 name long lists, which are an underrated contribution to this section, might I say, than judging modern art.Goethe can attest to it.Have you heard about dadaism?
 

hoodjem

G.O.A.T.
Hoodjem, your quite disciplined germanic mind is more suited to make 30 name long lists, which are an underrated contribution to this section, might I say, than judging modern art.Goethe can attest to it.Have you heard about dadaism?
Yes! Yes!

Kiki is the Max Ernst/Kurt Schwitters/Marcel Duchamp of Talk Tennis.
 

PDJ

G.O.A.T.
I am older than 44.

Maybe you should take a lesson or two of PR&Marketing by Evert

If it appears I've made you seem as young as 44 then I hardly need a lesson from any one.
Making you coherent might be a reach though...;)
 

kiki

Banned
If it appears I've made you seem as young as 44 then I hardly need a lesson from any one.
Making you coherent might be a reach though...;)

Chrissie would convince me in a NY minute

She broke the rule

" You can cheat many people once, many times one person but not many times many people"
 

PDJ

G.O.A.T.
Chrissie would convince me in a NY minute

She broke the rule

" You can cheat many people once, many times one person but not many times many people"

Where's your quote from? Who said it? Marcel Marceau?
 
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