heninfan99
Talk Tennis Guru
"fair play to him" the Brits say after someone stoled their girlfriend 
Phrases or things people say that you don't like
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G.O.A.T.
^nice^
"Nice"
Niiiice. I mean
Ok, i took a few notes during Both podcasts I heard this morning. These are professionals at the pinnacle of their game, which is clearly the sport of "overusing the crrapp out of,"
"to MEeeee...."
"Agreed"
"Listen...."
"Look"
"For shurrr."
"Look in the Meerrrrr."
His M.O. Is to...
"Strategy...strategic.....strataGEM."
"Ameazeng." Or its British equivalent ("annoying protmanteau" would be "brit-quivalent") "Brilliant".
Embrace the suck.
The struggle is real.
I mean.... "i meannnn..."
"Nice"
Niiiice. I mean
Oh shoot, shudder quotes is a thing? Yes. I am unknowlingly "guilty" of this.
Ok, i took a few notes during Both podcasts I heard this morning. These are professionals at the pinnacle of their game, which is clearly the sport of "overusing the crrapp out of,"
"to MEeeee...."
"Agreed"
"Listen...."
"Look"
"For shurrr."
"Look in the Meerrrrr."
His M.O. Is to...
"Strategy...strategic.....strataGEM."
"Ameazeng." Or its British equivalent ("annoying protmanteau" would be "brit-quivalent") "Brilliant".
Embrace the suck.
The struggle is real.
I mean.... "i meannnn..."
BeatlesFan
Bionic Poster
"I could of" instead of "I could have"
"She axed him to do it" instead of "she asked him to do it"
"Supposebly" instead of "supposedly" (this one truly bugs)
Anyone who litters their conversation with "um's" or "you know's."
"She axed him to do it" instead of "she asked him to do it"
"Supposebly" instead of "supposedly" (this one truly bugs)
Anyone who litters their conversation with "um's" or "you know's."
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G.O.A.T.
Yaass, expecially while having a coffee. Liiike... An expresso, uhm, yeah.
So, uhm yeah, I said having a coffee. I could OF said chai tea. I like chai tea, and i like saying it. Because it is like saying tea in two different languages, in a row.
Like Mount Fujiyama. Mount fuji mountain. "Genious"
Yeah, so, that's a thing, uhmm.
Turbo-87
G.O.A.T.
Also, "imma go to the store" instead of "I am going to go to the store."
StringGuruMRT
Semi-Pro
Bucket List
-NN-
G.O.A.T.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Iff youse wuz frum Brooklyn youse could uv stood inn da house awl deigh...even iff youse sat.
TahoeTennis
Legend
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TennisDawg
Hall of Fame
Happy Winter Solstice Day.
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G.O.A.T.
Oh yes. I iwll never forget a flyer produced by a young woman who worked for me years ago...
Instead of a Christmas promotion....or a holiday special....or a sale of some sort....
She used the phrase,
"Winter solstice celebration"
I tried so hard not to offend her with my cringe. That struggle was fo realz, yo.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Yo, cut slaque...hear inn the Northern Hemisphere ewe can use that deigh and Festivus too deighs later two toon up fore The Big Deigh anuther too deighs later. Awlmost lyke urleigh rownds uv a slam, no?
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G.O.A.T.
Ya nyce warmup, butt she yoozd it as a seezen premoshenol.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Ewer avatar seels the dele wut “NN” reely stands fore...Naomi Noslacker.
-NN-
G.O.A.T.
Stretchy Man
Professional
Starting a sentence with the word 'So'.
The word 'zen'.
People who put San after a Japanese person's name when speaking English.
The word 'zen'.
People who put San after a Japanese person's name when speaking English.
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G.O.A.T.
Haha, people are such dorks.Starting a sentence with the word 'So'.
The word 'zen'.
People who put San after a Japanese person's name when speaking English.
So, like, i totalleh have tolerance for that kind of cultural appropriation! It is so Zen!
So, my fave Asian-American athalete is NishiSan. He plays so fast, but so Zen! AZN powa!
I enjoy when people overuse super as a prefix. We're sooparexcited go to NeekaRrragwa for spring break this year. It'll prolly be epic. And soopar cheap. And suupar funn! We're super psyched to plan it.
I blame the NFL for their, like soopar Soopar bowl, starting that trend. It's soopar trendy. I also blame rick james.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Long beefour the NFL their wuz Clark Kent, aka Souperman. Awlsew, while the NFL was figuring out what two caul there reely reely big game, Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice were creating Jesus Christ Souperstar.
TennisDawg
Hall of Fame
Yuppers, instead of yup.
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G.O.A.T.
Yup. ^Craycray!^
Hey, so, i am done with people being "done," like it is totalleh about them. Ridiculous narcissism. Oh and the word Ridiculous, while we're at it. Epicly and ameazengly overused. Redonkulus, too.
I am soopar done with the word Insane. It used to mean mentally not sane. Then it meant just crazy....like crazy eddie's prices. Now it means just a little excessive....crayzay. Like a harder-than-usual hour in the gym....insanity! Or insane amounts of something, referring to two sccops of ice cream instead of one. Or two ounces of jalapeño slices instead of one. Or yeah, this is an insane week man, i have like three assignments, two practice matches and a tournament this weekend. Insane. Hmm really? Reallleh?
So, myeah, I'm like toadleh done with the werd Insane, yo. Also, Really? Relaly really? Amiriiiight?
Those were soopar super references, man!
Hey, so, i am done with people being "done," like it is totalleh about them. Ridiculous narcissism. Oh and the word Ridiculous, while we're at it. Epicly and ameazengly overused. Redonkulus, too.
I am soopar done with the word Insane. It used to mean mentally not sane. Then it meant just crazy....like crazy eddie's prices. Now it means just a little excessive....crayzay. Like a harder-than-usual hour in the gym....insanity! Or insane amounts of something, referring to two sccops of ice cream instead of one. Or two ounces of jalapeño slices instead of one. Or yeah, this is an insane week man, i have like three assignments, two practice matches and a tournament this weekend. Insane. Hmm really? Reallleh?
So, myeah, I'm like toadleh done with the werd Insane, yo. Also, Really? Relaly really? Amiriiiight?
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tennis_pro
Bionic Poster
woah, chillax man
TennisDawg
Hall of Fame
Another one “You’re the Bomb” WTH does that mean?
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G.O.A.T.
I think it is a compliment from about a decade before the dot com era.
AnywayS, I'm like done with it.
Hashtag doneWithIt.
TennisDawg
Hall of Fame
I just heard it the other day, A physical therapist said that to his senior citizen patient after she walked up some steps.
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TennisDawg
Hall of Fame
You just described the WTA.
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G.O.A.T.
Aww yeeaahhh... the Señor citizens love the bomb. They also enjoy being called The Dope. And bad mothers. And when they do anything, you tell them that it was Sick! Your progress is Filthy!
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Eye h8 itt win knowsy peeps ketch on two mye seacret habits like Covfefe45 cauling out glowbell waming. Eye haff lived awl over the whirled anne beegan glowbell waming decayeds beefour hiz laytest tweet. Eye wonce got caught inn a bathroom at skool inn Franz waming win aye wuz 12 anne got scent hoam two antser too mye muther anne she wuz knot happee.
Ware can aye hyde mye beehaveyer now???
Ware can aye hyde mye beehaveyer now???
TheGhostOfAgassi
Talk Tennis Guru
Have a good one
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G.O.A.T.
TheGhostOfAgassi
Talk Tennis Guru
Yeah I’m sure the one at Starbucks really care
I rather have someone to say F off if that’s what they feel than that false bulls.
Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
Only those?
What about affect/effect, their/there/they're, Colombia/Columbia, separate/seperate(x) , lose/loose, tomorrow/tommorrow(x)
(x) : words that do no even exist in English.
Trust me
TheGhostOfAgassi
Talk Tennis Guru
I only say this once
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G.O.A.T.
Starbux, man, yeah, so lame. You would like it here at my coffee house. I have trained the staff thusly:
"Enjoy yer drink, (reads off cup label) TheGhostoFagassi. Oh, and F right off as I do not care what sort of day you have the moment you walk away from my counter."
Yep I'm livin tha dream. Life is good. Happy Bacuz i employ millennials in debt.
My training manual begins most sentences with, "So." Ends most sentences with, "yo." But imma hafta take the advice of the eloquent eminem and incorporate some nice impactful gems like, "yknow whut im sayen?"
I am just gonna leave this here.
I am done with, "hoald mah beer."
And this morning, i heard someone say both "reach out", and "circle back."
TheGhostOfAgassi
Talk Tennis Guru
I live in Scandinavia and here we don’t say those stupid phrases. We rather be quiet than say something we don’t mean.
We get offended if someone say something they don’t mean as it’s almost sarcastic in a way to do.
Turbo-87
G.O.A.T.
It is weird how this seems so much more common these days. I don't remember this being a problem a decade ago. There/their/they're also. Your/you're is definitely the one I see the most even among educated people.
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Turbo-87
G.O.A.T.
I know I have said it already, but this week alone I have had at least a dozen phone calls from vendors who are "reaching out." EVERYONE is reaching out for something and I don't get why this is so common in corporate speak. It just sounds weird to me.
Edit: shoot. slice bh compliment already mentioned it today. lol
Edit: shoot. slice bh compliment already mentioned it today. lol
Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
I mean it
TheGhostOfAgassi
Talk Tennis Guru
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G.O.A.T.
^i love how he lampooned that^
More than twenty years on, i still love using it ... almost weekly.
Aw, "their there they're."
More than twenty years on, i still love using it ... almost weekly.
So, myeah, no, no, no.... i mention it just about everyday, so yeah, there's that.
Aw, "their there they're."
