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jaykay

Professional
Just that Heycal - lawlessness. We are a violent group of vigilantes up north of the border. A little reminiscent of the Wild West days down in your neck of the woods. We like to band together in the dark hours while the moon is shining bright and check our buckets to see how the maple syrup is dripping. When that doesn't satisfy out carnal urges for entertainment, we grab our pitchforks and head on over to our neighbour's farm for an old fashioned barn stuffin'. Sometimes, as the early morning hours approach and our zest for carnage and mayhem has still not been satiated we start to sniff the air to the south and yell, "let's get us some Americans".

Speaking of movies, I was actually expecting you to stop in the 300 thread earlier tonight. I was hoping you would see a polite disagreement in action - it was a beautiful thing really. A difference of opinion, and there was no name-calling, rude remarks, and..my-oh-my, nothing was deleted. But how could that be when Phil was involved in the conversation? I thought he made personal attacks on all the posters here. Hmmm........perhaps someone has a little humble pie to eat with his usual morning dose of crow.

You make me smile Heycal. :)


HAHAHAHAHA! That was a fantastic read, CC. Thoroughly enjoyed that one. You are good!
 

jaykay

Professional
As per your request, Chess9's wisdom. (Note to mods: hope you'll allow this classic to stay. Seems pretty harmless...)

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"24 is way too old to be thinking about marriage. Your sperm count is
so low you'd probably be lucky to dribble out ONE. :) On the other hand,
if you must, you gotta' quit feeling guilty about all that masturbation.
It ain't healthy, cause you'll never find a girl as tight as your
forehand grip. Just be satisfied you aren't a quadriplegic.

No woman will be as satisfying as a million bucks either. I've been
there. I'd rather have another million or sixty myself. So, keep working. On
80g's without any kids you can scrape by and maybe save a few thousand
a year if you don't go crazy for the K racquets and chic tennis shoes.
When you are 50, and are worth a few million, lots of women will
think you are attractive. You'll be Mr. Perfect.

Good luck, and comb that palm hair buddy. Yipers!

-Robert"

Ohmigod! This is BRILLIANT! ROFL! Thanks for the reproduction, heycal.

Chess9: I am your fan!
 

CanadianChic

Hall of Fame
Welcome to the jungle..........oh, where is Drak!! We cannot be all about destruction without him. And I await the entry of Fee as well.

Have a sound sleep Sani. :) Yeah, I don't do circuses (too many mules). LOL.

JK, I do believe I like you! Heycal, one of these days it would be interesting to see you on the chat! ;)
 

heycal

Hall of Fame
JK, I do believe I like you! Heycal, one of these days it would be interesting to see you on the chat! ;)

I'm not sure I even know what the "chat" is. At first I thought it was this thread, but I think you are referring to some parallel real-time chat board where some of you also congregate?
 

CanadianChic

Hall of Fame
I'm not sure I even know what the "chat" is. At first I thought it was this thread, but I think you are referring to some parallel real-time chat board where some of you also congregate?

That's a fact - the chat crowd. Haha. Great people get on there. I like them, but there is no fighting on the chat. The link is in the TW chat thread. If you are not too scared. Mhuahaahaa. ;)
 

heycal

Hall of Fame
That's a fact - the chat crowd. Haha. Great people get on there. I like them, but there is no fighting on the chat. The link is in the TW chat thread. If you are not too scared. Mhuahaahaa. ;)

It's basically the same people here, but just chatting in real time and using all sorts of internet lingo and acronyms that I won't understand?
 

CanadianChic

Hall of Fame
It's basically the same people here, but just chatting in real time and using all sorts of internet lingo and acronyms that I won't understand?

Nope. It is easy to understand as people keep it simple there. It's the only chat I have ever participated in, and I'm inviting you to talk. Now the choice is yours - either way you are invited, I'm on there right now.
 

ilovecarlos

Professional
Drags self into the bistro with head hanging low...sniff sniff sniff......looks around...no one here....sigh....just as well....I'll put the coffee pot on....think I'll have a little arsenic in it too...build up my tolerance for the future....How, I ask you, can a man take a siesta after a 6-1 first set trounce? I guess that only one man can answer that question...I sure can't. Anyway, I promised drinks on me all week and I still stand by that :(
 

jaykay

Professional
Drags self into the bistro with head hanging low...sniff sniff sniff......looks around...no one here....sigh....just as well....I'll put the coffee pot on....think I'll have a little arsenic in it too...build up my tolerance for the future....How, I ask you, can a man take a siesta after a 6-1 first set trounce? I guess that only one man can answer that question...I sure can't. Anyway, I promised drinks on me all week and I still stand by that :(

I'd have really liked Moya to school Djokovic and teach that super-arrogant-kid-who-is-absolutely-full-of-himself a lesson in humility. Sadly, it is not going to be...
 

malakas

Banned
I'd have really liked Moya to school Djokovic and teach that super-arrogant-kid-who-is-absolutely-full-of-himself a lesson in humility. Sadly, it is not going to be...

lol couldn't agree more!
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But hopefully,he and Murray won't miss tomorrow's flight for Miami.
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DueSouth

Semi-Pro
Thank you for asking...unlike yourself i feel i have a right to complain!!!

1.My lovely law teacher (jo) left today because she is giving birth in 3 weeks and now we got some musty,crusty old man goin to teach us until christmas!!!!
2.In history we had to do these stupid presentations and ours was soooo rubbish compared to everyone elses.
3.Im in a generally grumpy mood,and my friend joe didnt make me feel any better by taking the mick and generally annoying me aaaaaaaaallllllllll day.

Wooo i feel much better now...had worse days though:D
 

Voltron

Hall of Fame
Thank you for asking...unlike yourself i feel i have a right to complain!!!

1.My lovely law teacher (jo) left today because she is giving birth in 3 weeks and now we got some musty,crusty old man goin to teach us until christmas!!!!
2.In history we had to do these stupid presentations and ours was soooo rubbish compared to everyone elses.
3.Im in a generally grumpy mood,and my friend joe didnt make me feel any better by taking the mick and generally annoying me aaaaaaaaallllllllll day.

Wooo i feel much better now...had worse days though:D

OK, first of all, cantankerous old men are funny. This is because of a few things, one, they aren't very observant, two, they talk really funny, and three, it's really funny when they go off on someone for no apparent reason. Numbers two and three, I can relate with that, history class sucks. My teacher is making me write papers, every two weeks, 3-5 pages each. :p This "Joe" fellow sounds...ummmmm......."unique"....what did he do exactly?
 

SFrazeur

Legend
ATTN Patrons:

If you see spammers posting please report it via the report post button.

If you can post something along the lines of "...go forth and die". I think you can manage reporting it.
 

Voltron

Hall of Fame
ATTN Patrons:

If you see spammers posting please report it via the report post button.

If you can post something along the lines of "...go forth and die". I think you can manage reporting it.

Did I forget to report? Sorry, I could have sworn I hit the button. Ohhhhh, I think I know what I did, I hit return instead of the send button. Next time....next time......can you tell I hate bots yet? ;)
 

SFrazeur

Legend
The thing is three or more people posted in those spam threads in moments of them being posted. Yet, there were no reports for any of those threads. I was not able to delete them until 20+ minutes afterwards. Not very efficient.
 

DueSouth

Semi-Pro
OK, first of all, cantankerous old men are funny. This is because of a few things, one, they aren't very observant, two, they talk really funny, and three, it's really funny when they go off on someone for no apparent reason.
Nah I hate dithery old men...he smells aswell! And we cant afford for him to go off on a tangent our exam is in just over 2 months!

I can relate with that, history class sucks.
I do actually like history...its just i always get put in a group with a load of slackers so it makes me look bad when we do rubbish...also i got a C in our recent exam (lowest grade ive got in history all year)

This "Joe" fellow sounds...ummmmm......."unique"....what did he do exactly?
What do u mean "unique"?If you think he's the person i was talkin about having a baby..thats my teacher they just has the same name (feminine jo,masculine joe)
 

Voltron

Hall of Fame
I meant your friend Joe that embarrassed you. I stand by my claim that history class sucks. (Or at least my teacher sucks) I didn't realize that you had exams in two months, you're right that messing with the teacher would be bad at this point. After exams though.....;)
 

ilovecarlos

Professional
Good morning fellow bistro patrons.....or is it? We had semi-spring here for a few glorious days...balmy days...able to get on the courts and hit a bit :) Today, it's 30 degrees colder than yesterday and, of course, I have a major sore throat from running around coatless the past few days...
Hand on while I get Peter his bottle of scotch....there you go Babe....enjoy
Think I need a hot tea with a touch of brandy...medicinal purposes only mind you. Ahhhh, that's better. Ahhhh, my mind wanders back to being in Ireland and having a sore throat...good Irish tea with a good blast of anything...makes me smile just thinking about it. I think I'll try to be there next St Patty's Day. Was in England for St Patty's in 2001...what a blast that was. What is everyone doing tomorrow? Whatever you do...be careful...don't drink and drive...stay safe..
Looking forward to watching Haas vs Murray tonight.....
Have a great day all and a good night.....blows kisses to all
Peter...just throw the empty bottle in the garbage when you leave, OK?
 

ilovecarlos

Professional
Decided to come back in....Peter is still drinking his scotch...good I'm not alone...Jeez, just had a weather update...they're calling for snow later today! It was in the 70's yesterday...85 the day before and now this???? My yared is flooding from the steady rain we've had since around 9 last night.....my poor little flowers outside are so confused....think I'll fix myself a coffee/baileys combo....ahhh that's good. Lunch time...what should we offer as a special? Fish and Chips or should I make a big pot of stew? Suggestions?
 

diegaa

Hall of Fame
sorry, this is my first post in this very thread. whats going on??? :mrgreen:

as you can imagine, i wont read the previous 2670 posts.:rolleyes:
 

Voltron

Hall of Fame
sorry, this is my first post in this very thread. whats going on??? :mrgreen:

as you can imagine, i wont read the previous 2670 posts.:rolleyes:

What?!?! You won't read the posts?!? But how will you know what's going on? .....OK, I'll tell you......absolutely nothing. ;)
 

drakulie

Talk Tennis Guru
I'll tell you what is going on!

Absolute pandemonium! Cats and dogs living together. Destruction! Mass hysteria!

Whoosh! CC, what's up? Looks like the bistro has gotten a bit out of control.

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MegacedU

Professional
Only because you broke mine first. You missed all my Miami tennis matches, all my Miami table dances, and all my Miami fun! I don't like being stood up! We had plans!
 

Kaptain Karl

Hall Of Fame
Changing The Pace​


Can you find the "C" ???  (Good exercise for the eyes!)


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Once you've found the C..........



Find the 6!


9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999699999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999

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Once you've found the 6...

Find the N! (it's hard!!)

MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMNMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM

That's all....

- KK
 

drakulie

Talk Tennis Guru
Cool post^^

The "C" wasn't hard- I found it in a few seconds.

The "N" was a little tougher.

The 6 gave me fits. My eyes were going crazy ! LOL
 

Voltron

Hall of Fame
Changing The Pace​


Can you find the "C" ??? (Good exercise for the eyes!)


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Once you've found the C..........



Find the 6!


9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999699999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999

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.
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Once you've found the 6...

Find the N! (it's hard!!)

MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMNMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM

That's all....

- KK

Thanks KK, I timed myself, 22 seconds, is that good? (For all three BTW) How fast did everyone else get it? That was fun, cool post.
 
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