Life after Srsh Thread

Deleted member 629564 · Aug 3, 2022

ojo rojo said:

Sentinel said:
OMG.
What happened to the legion dairy waste to height ratio?

Waist to height ratio looks about 0.4 (400px / 1000px).
Shocking.

Sentinel · Aug 3, 2022

threehandedbackhand said:
Waist to height ratio looks about 0.4 (400px / 1000px).
Shocking.

Shocking?
I'd say starving.

ojo rojo · Aug 3, 2022

Sentinel said:
OMG.
What happened to the legion dairy waste to height ratio?

threehandedbackhand said:
Waist to height ratio looks about 0.4 (400px / 1000px).
Shocking.

I donut no. Eye am nut shore

JoelDali · Aug 3, 2022

I’m in the Hamptons today for the tennis and all the top players at this facility have seen the high backhand volley.

Turbo-87 · Aug 3, 2022

The Sureshs™ is getting to be pretty well-known in many tennis communities. I don't think I have been anywhere that he has been unknown. People are constantly discussing him and his tennis accomplishments.

Azure · Aug 3, 2022

Turbo-87 said:
The Sureshs™ is getting to be pretty well-known in many tennis communities. I don't think I have been anywhere that he has been unknown. People are constantly discussing him and his tennis accomplishments.

When the Yourassic Park released, everyone around me was talking about dinosaurs too. I think its standard.

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guanzishou · Aug 3, 2022

ojo rojo said:

Aunty Sarish is waiting for Uncle Dalish to prepare for their Met Gala rehearsal.

stringertom · Aug 3, 2022

sureshs said:
@stringertom ED is not Erectile Dysfunction, thought I would let you know.

I made the same crack about our club's Executive Director, and he did not appreciate it.

Eye new ewe wood bee anne ED exxpurt.

Turbo-87 · Aug 3, 2022

JoelDali · Aug 3, 2022

Bartender at Applebees just axed if I wanted another beer and I said no I want more Koresh.

Azure · Aug 3, 2022

JoelDali said:
Bartender at Applebees just axed if I wanted another beer and I said no I want more Koresh.

guanzishou · Aug 3, 2022

JoelDali said:
Bartender at Applebees just axed if I wanted another beer and I said no I want more Koresh.

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Turbo-87 · Aug 3, 2022

More of The Sureshs™ Tennis Teachings are being etched onto titanium plates to be stored deep under the Earth's crust in a vault. His tip and technique will exist even post-apocalyse.

Deleted member 629564 · Aug 3, 2022

Turbo-87 said:

That forehand down the baseline.
Maybe a shot of the decade.

guanzishou · Aug 3, 2022

threehandedbackhand said:
That forehand down the baseline.
Maybe a shot of the decade.

The air forehand was the hot shot of the day.

guanzishou · Aug 3, 2022

Turbo-87 said:
More of The Sureshs™ Tennis Teachings are being etched onto titanium plates to be stored deep under the Earth's crust in a vault. His tip and technique will exist even post-apocalyse.

They could be the forged editions. The originals are safely tucked away behind Dali's boudoir's trap door.

JoelDali · Aug 3, 2022

The forehand approach shot is captured and held inside Internet Tubes that will never be deleted.

guanzishou · Aug 3, 2022

JoelDali said:
The forehand approach shot is captured and held inside Internet Tubes that will never be deleted.

Including the air forehand followed by Gulab Jamun break.

Sentinel · Aug 3, 2022

JoelDali said:
Bartender at Applebees just axed if I wanted another beer and I said no I want more Koresh.

These Dali poasts are jest Killin me.!

guanzishou · Aug 3, 2022

Can you guess who was the first and the second person to reply to a thread titled "Snack Attack on the ATP Tour" ?

You guess that right!

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Genious at Work · Aug 3, 2022

Azure said:

LMFAO

Sentinel · Aug 3, 2022

Genious at Work said:
LMFAO

I can almost imagine this being an early picture of Dali with a caption of "No pray Senti".

Sentinel · Aug 3, 2022

guanzishou said:
The air forehand was the hot shot of the day.

Are you referring to a hot gust of methane as "air forehand"?

guanzishou · Aug 4, 2022

Sentinel said:
Are you referring to a hot gust of methane as "air forehand"?

No, it's a forehand that hits the air instead of the ball.

Sudacafan · Aug 4, 2022

donquijote said:
For a moment I thought you were talking about the chain janitor placed on the door of Stall 2.

I thought we were talking about the janitor who chained himself to the door knob of Stall 2 to prevent Srsh revisiting it once the premises were rehabilitated for further usage after months of hard work.

Sudacafan · Aug 4, 2022

JoelDali said:
Do u accept the half volley?

No, I‘d prefer a total volley.

guanzishou · Aug 4, 2022

Deleted member 629564 · Aug 4, 2022

guanzishou said:
Can you guess who was the first and the second person to reply to a thread titled "Snack Attack on the ATP Tour" ?

Srshs is literally everywhere.
Unbelievable.

Turbo-87 · Aug 4, 2022

guanzishou said:
Another priceless tip from Srsh :

There is more than one reason why he is top

guanzishou · Aug 4, 2022

threehandedbackhand said:
Srshs is literally everywhere.
Unbelievable.

What do you expect, the word Suresh means Ruler of Gods.

guanzishou · Aug 4, 2022

JoelDali said:
Disgraceful.

Do you believe in Johannus Monday ?

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guanzishou · Aug 4, 2022

JoelDali said:
Disgraceful.

Keep calm and Om Shenti.

Sentinel · Aug 4, 2022

guanzishou said:
No, it's a forehand that hits the air instead of the ball.

I know i know. Fedr hit one of those in Madrid many decades back in his prime.

Sentinel · Aug 4, 2022

JoelDali said:
Do u accept the half volley?

I accept only visa and MasterCard.

guanzishou · Aug 4, 2022

Sentinel said:
I know i know. Fedr hit one of those in Madrid many decades back in his prime.

I think that was an air backhand, if I remember correctly.

Turbo-87 · Aug 4, 2022

Sentinel said:
I accept only visa and MasterCard.

The Sureshs™ Tennis Center also accepts those if you are in need of tip and technique. There are no credit checks right now if you want to finance through STC.

JoelDali · Aug 4, 2022

guanzishou said:
Including the air forehand followed by Gulab Jamun break.

The SrsherSmash(TM) is recommended by respected heart surgeons for men in their late 50s.

guanzishou · Aug 4, 2022

JoelDali said:
The SrsherSmash(TM) is recommended by respected heart surgeons for men in their late 50s.

Wat

JoelDali · Aug 4, 2022

Sentinel said:
I accept only visa and MasterCard.

This threat is for the tennis, for Koresh.

No pray Senti.

donquijote · Aug 4, 2022

Genious at Work said:
LMFAO

I approve these baby faces for this threat as obviously they're doing their deed at the back while we're thinking aww they're so cute!. Very similar to our experience with Suresh.

Turbo-87 · Aug 4, 2022

Some people argue that The Sureshs™ is not top, but there is simply too much irrefutable video evidence to prove that he is.

Genious at Work · Aug 4, 2022

Turbo-87 said:
Some people argue that The Sureshs™ is not top, but there is simply too much irrefutable video evidence to prove that he is.

There will always be deniers of the truth (so called Flat Earthers). But all the evidence points to the fact that Sureshs is very round.

Larry Duff · Aug 4, 2022

Genious at Work said:
There will always be deniers of the truth (so called Flat Earthers). But all the evidence points to the fact that Sureshs is very round.

Very.

Genious at Work · Aug 4, 2022

JoelDali said:
This threat is for the tennis, for Koresh.

No pray Senti.

Koreshs is weigh moar charismatic than Benjamin Franklin. If this bill becomes accepted widely then I think the economy will get very excite in the fourth quarter.

Genious at Work · Aug 4, 2022

Sentinel said:
I can almost imagine this being an early picture of Dali with a caption of "No pray Senti".

Dali was at some time a pious Persian who used to steadfastly pray for wayward goons like you and Tawm to accept Goargereshs into your cold bossoms, but these days he only prays for Whirled Peas and for the return of the Sureshs documentary series to Netflix.

JoelDali · Aug 4, 2022

Genious at Work said:
Koreshs is weigh moar charismatic than Benjamin Franklin. If this bill becomes accepted widely then I think the economy will get very excite in the fourth quarter.

The women at my country club understand the professionalism and stoic posture Srsher shows on the court with the hook n’ slide forehand and the bedroom, as he peacefully sleeps, with his doting wife looking on with anticipation for a mourning chocolate rocker release.

This threat is absolutely for the tennis. Anything gets a repoart.

Sentinel · Aug 4, 2022

JoelDali said:
No pray Senti.

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