What lies were you told as a child by your parents?

Tempest344

Tempest344

Professional
I'll start with being told that eating a watermelon seed will cause it to grow in your stomach
or that picking your nose will make your head cave in
 
Frodo Baggins

Frodo Baggins

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Was Told The easter bunny,Santa clause, An The Great Pumpkin Wasn't real :( ;) lol .. No For real though Was Told not To Drink Coffee Cause It will Make you short!!! ;) so i didn't.. I Only Grew to 5'5 Tall.. ;)
 
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swimntennis

Guest
If I made a funny face it will stay like that.
 
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galain

galain

Hall of Fame
That the inside of a golf ball was poisonous.

I was 28 years old before I set foot on a golf course!
 
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NickC

Professional
S H O W S T O P P E R ! said:
2. They were wrestling when I walked in on them at age 2.
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I almost shat myself I was laughing so hard at this. I can't tell you how many times I got the same response from my parents. Sometimes it was along the lines of "we're doing what grown-ups do when you play your nintendo" or "helping your daddy relax". Good memories :confused:
 
vbranis

vbranis

Professional
Way back when I was like 6 or 7, I was told that we were going to Disneyland, and we ended up at the dentist's office. To this day, I still feel betrayed and robbed of a fun day.
 
zacinnc78

zacinnc78

Professional
dad was actually on the phone supposedly talking to the orphanage about taking me in(turns out he was talking to a dialtone)had me scared s%^&ess and crying for i dont know how long
 
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