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Sentinel

Sentinel

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Guess who walked by my window ?

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jswinf

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Sentinel, old sport, (I saw The Great Gatsby a couple weeks ago,) I watched that pulsating coastline thing for an embarrassingly long time and I'm baffled. Hint? :confused:
 
Sentinel

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
jswinf said:
Sentinel, old sport, (I saw The Great Gatsby a couple weeks ago,) I watched that pulsating coastline thing for an embarrassingly long time and I'm baffled. Hint? :confused:
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I too watched it a bit too long before I realized there was a loop in there. Someone else says he found where it's looped but I didn't have the desire to waste time doing that.

BTW, today (April 1st), my cursor (mouse) is jumping around in my browser (firefox) off and on. Not sure if this is some FF trick or what. I am on a Mac so can't be some virus. I deactivated an app i had just installed the other day, but it persists. Anyone else facing that?
 
Sentinel

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks!"

-- Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata
"A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home."
-- Rodney Dangerfield

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- Douglas Adams

"Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives."
-- Maurice Chevalier
 
Leelord337

Leelord337

Hall of Fame
Sentinel said:
Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks!"

-- Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata
"A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home."
-- Rodney Dangerfield

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- Douglas Adams

"Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives."
-- Maurice Chevalier
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lol @ the rodney dangerfield one
 
Sentinel

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
jswinf said:
Sentinel,

I read your sig about all the spaying and hope all are doing well and you got a good deal.
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Yes, all have had their surgeries and are recovering. I'll be bringing the pups home today, the mother had her surgery yesterday.

They did give me a discount since these are stray dogs and they also have kept them in their Kennels during recovery since I have no place to keep them. They've been very nice. I've been extremely nervous past few days which is why I've been trying to take my mind off by logging onto this forum every now and then and posting some rubbish :)
 
Hood_Man

Hood_Man

G.O.A.T.
We celebrate Jesus brutally dying on the cross by getting a giant bunny rabbit to hide chocolate eggs.

I can't help but feel there is a massive gap in information somewhere.
 
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jswinf

Professional
The federal trade commission became aware of a large number of injuries resulting from men stepping into their underwear and getting a foot tangled and toppling over from standing on one foot and hurting themselves.

It was much more serious among obese men.

Regulation was issued, requiring the the following label on all underwear, waist size 44 and over:

***WARNING--BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO INSTALL THIS PRODUCT***
SIT YO' FAT ASS DOWN!!!

(Remember, this is a joke. You big guys can stop looking in your underwear.)
 
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jswinf

Professional
Sentinel, good to see you posting, I was worried that you were really Dick Clark.

The jumping guy (kid?) has gotta be crazy.
 
Sentinel

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Here's a pic of the house I've just moved into. At night I hear screams and wails coming from another wing. Do you think I should investigate, or just leave things as they are ?

My House
 
Leelord337

Leelord337

Hall of Fame
Sentinel said:
Here's a pic of the house I've just moved into. At night I hear screams and wails coming from another wing. Do you think I should investigate, or just leave things as they are ?

My House
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That house is Amazing! :p reminds me of that famous lodge in yellow stone park next to old faithful

investigate investigate too
 
Sentinel

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Leelord337 said:
That house is Amazing! :p reminds me of that famous lodge in yellow stone park next to old faithful

investigate investigate too
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Do you think I should walk down the deserted corridors at night with a candle in one hand, and a gun in the other and start shooting in the general direction of the screams and wails?

Should I call the cops and risk looking like a nutjob who believes in ghosts and such.

Do you think the locals want to scare me off, so they could use this as a hooch or drug joint ?

Should i flood that entire wing with a hosepipe ? Should i set it on fire, will teach the scoundrels (or ghosts) the lesson of their life, hehe.
 
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