Dinara Safina is poor. The only way I figure. She's been wearing an outfit several years old. And a few sizes too small. I mean what self respecting woman who looks like Safina would show up on Centre Court with her bulging middle in an outfit she's clearly too big to wear! ? ! 
I am going to organize a collection for poor Dinara, so she can buy some clothes that fit!
But Dinara's got to be proud. She made the semis at Wimbledon! And she got on Centre Court too! Especially since *she* was the one complaining about not being put there for her earlier matches. The AELTC wanted to wait for the right moment for Dinara to show her stuff.
Semis at Wimbledon. In an outfit she can't fit into. And she wins one game. How proud the WTA must be of their #1 player!
I am going to organize a collection for poor Dinara, so she can buy some clothes that fit!
But Dinara's got to be proud. She made the semis at Wimbledon! And she got on Centre Court too! Especially since *she* was the one complaining about not being put there for her earlier matches. The AELTC wanted to wait for the right moment for Dinara to show her stuff.
Semis at Wimbledon. In an outfit she can't fit into. And she wins one game. How proud the WTA must be of their #1 player!
