irishbanger
Rookie
. . . lose the beard, son, and wait until you are out of tennis to try and grow another. You're losing your teeny-bopper fan base with that fuzz. If you don't, why not pin a coon tail to the back of your cap, or better yet, change sponsors to Carhart and wear bibbed overalls on the court with one of those yellow and green John Deere caps.
Love,
Mom
Love,
Mom