Any updates on Kyrgios?

[UnderratedSlam]

I can't be bothered to go to Twitterland, where he resides most of the time...

So I ask you.

Why is he not playing? Is it an injury? Multiple injuries?

Does he not feel like playing? Did he state a reason/reasons why he's absent? Did he lie or say the truth (for once)?

Has he gained weight? (I assume he's practicing 15 minutes per week, tops - half of it shooting hoops.) Is he back to his old chubby self from when he was 11?

Did he announce any events he might be playing in 2020?

2021?

2026?

The tour badly needs his trolling, his lacklustre attitude and his cringe. He needs to play again. He needs to lose those early rounds, making headlines for losing more money than making it.

 

[blablavla]

I can't be bothered to go to Twitterland, where he resides most of the time...

So I ask you.

Why is he not playing? Is it an injury? Multiple injuries?

Does he not feel like playing? Did he state a reason/reasons why he's absent? Did he lie or say the truth (for once)?

Has he gained weight? (I assume he's practicing 15 minutes per week, tops.) Is he back to his old chubby self from when he was 11?

Did he announce any events he might be playing in 2020?

2021?

2026?

The tour badly needs his trolling, his lacklustre attitude and his cringe. He needs to play again. He needs to lose those early rounds, making headlines for losing more money than making it.

he is probably too busy with his new hot girlfriend, or he discovered some new video game.

 

[UnderratedSlam]

he is probably too busy with his new hot girlfriend, or he discovered some new video game.

More info please.

Is she WTA?

Wrestling federation?

 

[blablavla]

More info please.

Is she WTA?

Wrestling federation?

you'd need to go to Twitter land or Insta land for more info.

 

[UnderratedSlam]

you'd need to go to Twitter land or Insta land for more info.

No, that's why we have you.

Tell us.

 

[blablavla]

No, that's why we have you.

Tell us.

"us"?

are you again talking to voices?

 

[UnderratedSlam]

"us"?

are you again talking to voices?

I didn't realize TTW was my personal blog, with just one (persistent and loyal) visitor...

 

[UnderratedSlam]

"us"?

are you again talking to voices?

You started talking to them, so I felt I should talk to them too, to help them realize they don't only have you as an option.

They are very thankful.

 

[blablavla]

I didn't realize TTW was my personal blog, with just one (persistent and loyal) visitor...

TTW isn't your personal blog, but this thread is your personal thread, and so far nobody else left any message.
so "us" at this point is at least a 100% over-estimation.

 

[UnderratedSlam]

TTW isn't your personal blog, but this thread is your personal thread, and so far nobody else left any message.
so "us" at this point is at least a 100% over-estimation.

Doesn't mean there aren't "silent visitors" to the thread...

Newsflash: you don't HAVE to post a comment. You can just read.

It's allowed.

Spoiler

They'll have a ball reading your attempts at trolling.

 

[demrle]

I can't be bothered to go to Twitterland, where he resides most of the time...

So I ask you.

Why is he not playing? Is it an injury? Multiple injuries?

Does he not feel like playing? Did he state a reason/reasons why he's absent? Did he lie or say the truth (for once)?

Has he gained weight? (I assume he's practicing 15 minutes per week, tops - half of it shooting hoops.) Is he back to his old chubby self from when he was 11?

Did he announce any events he might be playing in 2020?

2021?

2026?

The tour badly needs his trolling, his lacklustre attitude and his cringe. He needs to play again. He needs to lose those early rounds, making headlines for losing more money than making it.

Have you been living under a rock? You asking that seriously? Who else do you think single handedly halted the evil pandemic on the southern hemisphere???

 

[Pete Federer]

Because of Covid

 

[UnderratedSlam]

He says he is "afraid of Covid"

The truth is a little different.

He loves Covid. Gave him a whole year of vacation.

Why does he deceive so much?

 

[demrle]

I can't be bothered to go to Twitterland, where he resides most of the time...

So I ask you.

Why is he not playing? Is it an injury? Multiple injuries?

Does he not feel like playing? Did he state a reason/reasons why he's absent? Did he lie or say the truth (for once)?

Has he gained weight? (I assume he's practicing 15 minutes per week, tops - half of it shooting hoops.) Is he back to his old chubby self from when he was 11?

Did he announce any events he might be playing in 2020?

2021?

2026?

The tour badly needs his trolling, his lacklustre attitude and his cringe. He needs to play again. He needs to lose those early rounds, making headlines for losing more money than making it.

The poor guy has been busting his ace fighting the desease in Twitterland, yet here you are, playing stupid, asking what he's been doing.

Seriously dude you should install a little denser filter.

 

[demrle]

The Bulgarian rat just won. Djokovic next up.

 

[Chezbeeno]

I think it's because of Australian COVID travel restrictions, they're pretty intense.
I'm guessing from this forum that I'm like, one of two people that actually misses having Kyrgios on tour? It was exciting having at least one young player that could stand up mentally to the big 3. (against the non big 3, that's a different story...but at least he's interesting)

 

[UnderratedSlam]

I think it's because of Australian COVID travel restrictions, they're pretty intense.
I'm guessing from this forum that I'm like, one of two people that actually misses having Kyrgios on tour? It was exciting having at least one young player that could stand up mentally to the big 3. (against the non big 3, that's a different story...but at least he's interesting)

We need this guy on the tour, much as I dislike him.

We don't laugh with him, but at him. We need his ilk, a kind of (un)willing comic relief.

Plus he does produce spectacular shot-making.

And he gives us insight into ATP gossip, who does who...

 

[demrle]

I think it's because of Australian COVID travel restrictions, they're pretty intense.
I'm guessing from this forum that I'm like, one of two people that actually misses having Kyrgios on tour? It was exciting having at least one young player that could stand up mentally to the big 3. (against the non big 3, that's a different story...but at least he's interesting)

Who's the other one?

 

[demrle]

We need this guy on the tour, much as I dislike him.

We don't laugh with him, but at him. We need his ilk, a kind of (un)willing comic relief.

Plus he does produce spectacular shot-making.

And he gives us insight into ATP gossip, who does who...

Plus, it wouldn't be PC to only let humans compete on the tour.

 

[Chezbeeno]

Who's the other one?

Fair question - I misread someone's post on here once. So I think I'm the only one.

 

[Tennis_Hands]

OP, he is right behind you:

 

[TheGhostOfAgassi]

https://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/index.php?threads/jordan-status.683163/#post-14775994

Surprisingly well behaved

 

[USO]

I can't be bothered to go to Twitterland, where he resides most of the time...

So I ask you.

Why is he not playing? Is it an injury? Multiple injuries?

Does he not feel like playing? Did he state a reason/reasons why he's absent? Did he lie or say the truth (for once)?

Has he gained weight? (I assume he's practicing 15 minutes per week, tops - half of it shooting hoops.) Is he back to his old chubby self from when he was 11?

Did he announce any events he might be playing in 2020?

2021?

2026?

The tour badly needs his trolling, his lacklustre attitude and his cringe. He needs to play again. He needs to lose those early rounds, making headlines for losing more money than making it.

It’s OK at least in the meantime we have PCB!

 

[accidental]

He’s been busy virtue signalling. Making sure the world knows he’s making the ultimate sacrifice by not playing, because playing on the tour again will only lead to an unstoppable spread of disease

And for a guy who ‘hates tennis’ he’scertainly been following events very closely and going out of his way to make his opinions known

 

[UnderratedSlam]

He’s been busy virtue signalling. Making sure the world knows he’s making the ultimate sacrifice by not playing, because playing on the tour again will only lead to an unstoppable spread of disease

And for a guy who ‘hates tennis’ he’scertainly been following events very closely and going out of his way to make his opinions known

He has been known to choose the path of least resistance, especially unusual behaviour for such a "rebel".

 

[demrle]

https://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/index.php?threads/jordan-status.683163/#post-14775994

Surprisingly well behaved

Eloquent too