[size=+1]Williams = Alabama fan
Smith = LSU fan[/size]
(phone ringing...):
Williams: "Uh.....hello?"
Smith: "Hey Williams, you home?"
Williams: "Hell yeah I'm home!..I answered the phone, didn't I?!"
Smith: "Oh...er, yeah....uh, I guess' yer right."
Williams: "Damn right, I'm right!...Now what the hell y'all want?!"
Smith: "Are you drunk?"
Williams: "Do fish swim??!...of course I'm drunk!"
Smith: "Me too!!!..Lemme ask ya: you got a gun lying 'round?"
Williams: "Hell yeah, I got a gun lying 'round!"
Smith: "You got any hootch to drink?"
Williams: "Like I said, do fish swim?!..or course I do! C'mon over!"
Smith: "Mind if I bring a handgun with me?"
Williams: "Hell no!....bring it!"
Oh yeah, this had "GOOD MOVE" written all over it! LOL~! :twisted:
I wonder which "FAN" went to (let alone graduated) from their respective universities? :neutral:
