Funny commentary by seller selling a FAKE Babolat Pure Drive Team

Just when you thought it was impossible to find, here it is, a 100% authentic FAKE Babolat Pure Drive. And it's a nice one too. The paint job is essentially perfect; it will pass for real except to the most discerning eye. The minor scrapes on this racquet only add credence to its deceptive facade. Moreover, unlike most fakes this Babolat actually weighs what a Pure Drive should: 11.3 oz strung. Balance is 4 points head light, only one point off spec--and I've seen plenty of real Babolats more than one point off. Yes, I'm telling you the fake makers really went all out on this one; the grommet is original Babolat equipment and so is the buttcap. Unbelievably, this butt cap is actually stapled in (like a real racquet's would be) instead of shoddily nailed in (like most--and lesser--Babolat fakes). The pallet is black carbon/graphite instead of the traditional yellowish foam--a solid clue to this racquet's ******* birth--but none of your friends will ever see that. Lack of stiffness is where this racquet really fails the acid test of a real Babolat (that and a lack of serial number stickers). Love the aesthetics of the Pure Drive Team but it hurts your arm? Look no longer. Now you can have the great looks of a modern classic without having to undergo the physical pain usually associated with the Pure Drive series; this fake is buttery smooth. Racquet is strung with Pro Supex Big Ace 18g polyester mains and Forten synthetic 17g crosses. This racquet has actually been strung 3 or 4 times and still has not broken--which is more than most fake Babolat owners could say. Yes, I'd say this is a grade A fake, a real beauty, a fantastic example of fiendish minds and unscrupulous hands at work. I bought if off of **** a few years ago for my wife and didn't know it was fake for a long time, partly because it looked so good and played so well. But when I went to swap out the grip and saw the pallet in the nude I knew its true identity (fortunately the rest of my wife's equipment is 100 percent original). So if you're looking for a fake Babolat Pure Drive here is your chance to circumvent the shady importers and buy one from an honest sucker instead. Sure, you get a fake, but it's a damn good looking one and a decent playing racquet. If the person you love is already partly fake, you can just enhance the effect with this racquet. Or you could offer this Pure Drive as a gift to an arch rival (who might actually play with real ones) in the hope that the slight difference in feel will alter performance. Or if you own a racquet shop you could have this around just to show people what they get if they buy on **** instead of at your shop (be prepared to strip this racquet down though, because most people won't be able to tell the difference). If you play with Pure Drives yourself and have always been reticent to smash your racquet à la Andy Roddick because of the generally expensive nature (and near irreplaceability) of the Babolat Pure Drive Team, then here is your chance to have a smasher in your bag for that perfect occasion. Better yet, destroy it in front of that arch rival who has been looking for another one of these. I'm sure there are many other uses. Just please don't buy this and resell it as a real Babolat because that is what a slimy mangy dog would do. I ship fast, see my feedback. And yes, this racquet really and truly is a fake Babolat.
 

meowmix

Hall of Fame
I want to smash this in front of a friend to say what he'd say. Shoot me an email. my name +0669@gmail.com
 

poinconeru

New User
I'm glad somebody enjoyed reading that. that's the description off of my auction on the big site. I don't really expect the racquet to sell well, but hey, I couldn't sleep last night and that was a lot more fun to write than my dissertation.
 

NoNameZ

Semi-Pro
wow, that's a very interesting story. I think i have a fake one on my hands, and it plays pretty well too!
 

Ross K

Legend
Wow, you guys actually read that wall of text...

Agree!!!...

When are people going to realize? Yes, I know we're not exactly writing novels or sitting literacy tests here or whatever. At the very least though, break it into paragraphs!... help the reader out a bit eh?!

"Wall of text" indeed!?

:)


R.
 

Ketot

New User
nice description! especially with it's potential uses.
although, as some of the others has said, split it into paragraphs. it will make it easier to read
 

poinconeru

New User
If that paragraph seems too dense then you guys just haven't read enough academic journals, german historians, or french philosophers.

I'm just kidding, it does need to be broken up. I didn't put that post in so I can't edit it, but the OP is welcome to stick it it paragraphs.

Anyway, the big auction site just took down my listing, saying it violated **** policy. Unbelievable, there are hundreds of fake Babolats on the auction site every month and they pull the one that is honest? That ticks me off. Maybe that was the problem, my posting raised too much awareness and would slow down the revenue they pull in off of the fakes.
 
reposted with paragraphs (sorry i just copied and pasted before without editing)

Just when you thought it was impossible to find, here it is, a 100% authentic FAKE Babolat Pure Drive. And it's a nice one too.

The paint job is essentially perfect; it will pass for real except to the most discerning eye. The minor scrapes on this racquet only add credence to its deceptive facade. Moreover, unlike most fakes this Babolat actually weighs what a Pure Drive should: 11.3 oz strung. Balance is 4 points head light, only one point off spec--and I've seen plenty of real Babolats more than one point off.

Yes, I'm telling you the fake makers really went all out on this one; the grommet is original Babolat equipment and so is the buttcap.

Unbelievably, this butt cap is actually stapled in (like a real racquet's would be) instead of shoddily nailed in (like most--and lesser--Babolat fakes).

The pallet is black carbon/graphite instead of the traditional yellowish foam--a solid clue to this racquet's ******* birth--but none of your friends will ever see that.

Lack of stiffness is where this racquet really fails the acid test of a real Babolat (that and a lack of serial number stickers). Love the aesthetics of the Pure Drive Team but it hurts your arm? Look no longer. Now you can have the great looks of a modern classic without having to undergo the physical pain usually associated with the Pure Drive series; this fake is buttery smooth.

Racquet is strung with Pro Supex Big Ace 18g polyester mains and Forten synthetic 17g crosses. This racquet has actually been strung 3 or 4 times and still has not broken--which is more than most fake Babolat owners could say.

Yes, I'd say this is a grade A fake, a real beauty, a fantastic example of fiendish minds and unscrupulous hands at work. I bought if off of **** a few years ago for my wife and didn't know it was fake for a long time, partly because it looked so good and played so well. But when I went to swap out the grip and saw the pallet in the nude I knew its true identity (fortunately the rest of my wife's equipment is 100 percent original).

So if you're looking for a fake Babolat Pure Drive here is your chance to circumvent the shady importers and buy one from an honest sucker instead. Sure, you get a fake, but it's a damn good looking one and a decent playing racquet. If the person you love is already partly fake, you can just enhance the effect with this racquet. Or you could offer this Pure Drive as a gift to an arch rival (who might actually play with real ones) in the hope that the slight difference in feel will alter performance. Or if you own a racquet shop you could have this around just to show people what they get if they buy on **** instead of at your shop (be prepared to strip this racquet down though, because most people won't be able to tell the difference). If you play with Pure Drives yourself and have always been reticent to smash your racquet à la Andy Roddick because of the generally expensive nature (and near irreplaceability) of the Babolat Pure Drive Team, then here is your chance to have a smasher in your bag for that perfect occasion. Better yet, destroy it in front of that arch rival who has been looking for another one of these.

I'm sure there are many other uses. Just please don't buy this and resell it as a real Babolat because that is what a slimy mangy dog would do. I ship fast, see my feedback. And yes, this racquet really and truly is a fake Babolat.
 
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