+1 for Cindy's comments, even though you want to scream from the rooftops, best to just work on finding/creating a new team
I"m co-captaining this year. Coming from coaching youth hockey, having to deal with the parents as players for once is eminently frustrating..haha
We are carrying the typical 12 people on the roster and have a 9 week season. The main captain (not me) has had everyone fill out an availability sheet online and we have a Google Docs section with all relevant info etc.
On paper the plan is to play #1/#2 Singles & #1 Doubles whenever they are available. For our 2-3 toughest matches we'll play our best matchups. Even with the others alternating between 2/3 it works out that all play a min of a half season. Factoring in typical life issues, vacations and such, we should all play ~7 matches and still be competitive (as long as I don't play as I did today..off
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