Life after Srsh Thread

[JoelDali]

I got an urgent tweet from the PFC manager in La Jolla that says the janitor resigned after going through Sureshs's logs at his workstation in Stall #2. Think about the implications of this.

I just called PF Chang’s and the hostess confirmed none of this is la verdad.

Wow.

 

[Genious at Work]

I just called PF Chang’s and the hostess confirmed none of this is la verdad.

Wow.

I had no idea you could speak Chinese. My apologies. I was just trying to raise awareness about the Sureshsian drop volley and its effects in the tennis and the residual water treatment plants around Mira Mesa.

 

[JoelDali]

I had no idea you could speak Chinese. My apologies. I was just trying to raise awareness about the Sureshsian drop volley and its effects in the tennis and the residual water treatment plants around Mira Mesa.

The STC caters to players of all levels but 4.0 is the ideal level to absorb the advanced tip and technique.

 

[stringertom]

@stringertom refers to this weather phenomenon as the Hinduberg.

Somehow Hee sur(eshs)vived this horrific episode of spontaneous combustion erupting from his GI tract:

 

[Genious at Work]

Somehow Hee sur(eshs)vived this horrific episode of spontaneous combustion erupting from his GI tract:

What does the PF Chang's manager say when he sees Sureshs coming around?

Oh, the huge manatee!

 

[Genious at Work]

The STC caters to players of all levels but 4.0 is the ideal level to absorb the advanced tip and technique.

Absolutely. Below 4.0 and Sureshs's technique is too advanced. Above 4.0 and people are just jealous of Sureshs's drop volley and distracted by his shiny tip to even pay attention.

 

[stringertom]

What does the PF Chang's manager say when he sees Sureshs coming around?

Oh, the huge manatee!

PFC management when the Poobsmobile pulls in their lot:

 

[JoelDali]

Absolutely. Below 4.0 and Sureshs's technique is too advanced. Above 4.0 and people are just jealous of Sureshs's drop volley and distracted by his shiny tip to even pay attention.

This poast is a classic trifecta of shock, disgrace, and appall.

 

[Turbo-87]

I hope srsh is training for the ATP Finalities. This will be the cherry on top of the sundae that was the 2021 atp tour.

 

[JoelDali]

I hope srsh is training for the ATP Finalities. This will be the cherry on top of the sundae that was the 2021 atp tour.

Poofresh is burning up the charts.

The top 4.0 players at my country club emulate his serve after seeing USO 2019 match.

 

[JoelDali]

What does the PF Chang's manager say when he sees Sureshs coming around?

Oh, the huge manatee!

Last night I prayed that you would someday take this threat srsly and offer Soresh a heartfelt tribute but prayer doesn’t work evidently.

Saddened by the magnitude of all of it. Unbearable and outrageous. Natalia will never recover.

 

[natalia]

Last night I prayed that you would someday take this threat srsly and offer Soresh a heartfelt tribute but prayer doesn’t work evidently.

Saddened by the magnitude of all of it. Unbearable and outrageous. Natalia will never recover.

She doesn’t cair. U know it, no!?

 

[Turbo-87]

She doesn’t cair. U know it, no!?

Natalia is intoxicated by srsh's mongoose-like movement on the court. It is just a blur of pink as he glides from spot to spot, perfectly timed with precision movement. Simply surgical.

 

[JoelDali]

She doesn’t cair. U know it, no!?

Outrageous and ban worthy.

 

[Azure]

This poast is a classic trifecta of shock, disgrace, and appall.

Wow sounds like Roger Ebert commenting on the cinematic version of the drop volley.

 

[Turbo-87]

White overgrips are still sold out everywhere. People are following srsh.

 

[tennishabit]

When you study the career highlights of Fedder, Rawfur and Srsherer, you can calculate that Srshe has more effective shot-making based on the Vimeo examples. So if you made cake of chocolate vanilla GOAT spray icing, Srsershr is the top layer, with Fedr & Rafr in between.

any vid shown wataya said:?))..............

 

[JoelDali]

Wow sounds like Roger Ebert commenting on the cinematic version of the drop volley.

Tennising is srsly business.

 

[JoelDali]

any vid shown wataya said:?))..............

Srsuhs uses fresh, linen scented white overgrips for your private tennis examination and consultation.

 

[tennishabit]

Goddess Durga has 10 arms

wat's durga:?)) u meant druga:?)) in dat case the 10 arms ofc a lot more efficient...............

 

[donquijote]

This is like you, promising everyone The Suresh for free with no interest, but then charging huge monthly rates.

Spoiler: con job

You're a bully.

 

[donquijote]

Absolutely. Below 4.0 and Sureshs's technique is too advanced. Above 4.0 and people are just jealous of Sureshs's drop volley and distracted by his shiny tip to even pay attention.

That's the tip of the iceberg.

 

[donquijote]

Srsuhs uses fresh, linen scented white overgrips for your private tennis examination and consultation.

I've always used white overgrips. I guess I was always a Sureshian subconsciously.

 

[tennishabit]

I hope srsh is training for the ATP Finalities. This will be the cherry on top of the sundae that was the 2021 atp tour.

isn't he preparing winter oilypigs:?)) any photos of him figure skating or snowboarding:?))................

 

[tennishabit]

When you study the career highlights of Fedder, Rawfur and Srsherer, you can calculate that Srshe has more effective shot-making based on the Vimeo examples. So if you made cake of chocolate vanilla GOAT spray icing, Srsershr is the top layer, with Fedr & Rafr in between.

any photages of his signature dropvolleys on ice or snow in upcoming winter oilypigs:?))..........

 

[JoelDali]

any photages of his signature dropvolleys on ice or snow in upcoming winter oilypigs:?))..........

Srsh once told his men’s singles students to
“go placidly, amidst the noise and bitter haste of tennis glory regret…”

For every 3.5 that reaches rising 4.0 a Srsh sand angel gets its wings.

The STC has very affordable plans for all the top Craigslist players.

https://m.facebook.com/pg/sureshtenniscenter/reviews/

 

[Sentinel]

The STC caters to players of all levels but 4.0 is the ideal level to absorb the advanced tip and technique.

Does it cater to those Bangalorians on a shoe string budget who wish to achieve the The Suresh ™ Slam ?

 

[Sentinel]

White overgrips are still sold out everywhere. People are following srsh.

To follow The Srsh ™ you only knead to follow the breadcrumbs.

Or The Aroma ™.

 

[Sentinel]

Last night I prayed that you would someday take this threat srsly and offer Soresh a heartfelt tribute but prayer doesn’t work evidently.

Saddened by the magnitude of all of it. Unbearable and outrageous. Natalia will never recover.

Will The Sursh be acting flexing his mussels in The Mr Olympia 2021 ?

Just imagine. Four slams in a year, the Olympic gold, the Nobel Peace Prize, and now the Mr O !!!

What a 2021 !

 

[Sudacafan]

I just called PF Chang’s and the hostess confirmed none of this is la verdad.

Wow.

Can you handle la verdad?

 

[Sudacafan]

Absolutely. Below 4.0 and Sureshs's technique is too advanced. Above 4.0 and people are just jealous of Sureshs's drop volley and distracted by his shiny tip to even pay attention.

This could be reported under certain circumstances.
I defer to Barrister John Baptist.

 

[Sudacafan]

This poast is a classic trifecta of shock, disgrace, and appall.

So you would report this, right?

 

[tennishabit]

Will The Sursh be acting flexing his mussels in The Mr Olympia 2021 ?

Just imagine. Four slams in a year, the Olympic gold, the Nobel Peace Prize, and now the Mr O !!!

What a 2021 !

wat:?)) no one mentioned his nobel peace prize ever before........how did he get dat:?)) r u sure it's 'peace', not 'peas':?))..........

 

[Sudacafan]

Poofresh is burning up the charts.

The top 4.0 players at my country club emulate his serve after seeing USO 2019 match.

Kruschresh is incapable of committing criminal offenses. Please cheque your sources.

 

[Sudacafan]

She doesn’t cair. U know it, no!?

You can’t go on like this, Nats. Whose side are you on?

 

[Sudacafan]

wat:?)) no one mentioned his nobel peace prize ever before........how did he get dat:?)) r u sure it's 'peace', not 'peas':?))..........

Shoofresh should be treated with much respect and devotion, young man,

 

[tennishabit]

Shoofresh should be treated with much respect and devotion, young man,

quite possible for him to get nobel peas price as his beans were run out n in order to maintain the methane gas production he's eating huge amount of peas now...........

 

[Larry Duff]

California fire departments already put an emergency desist order on bean growing due to the water needed to fight the wildfires elsewhere.

 

[tennishabit]

California fire departments already put an emergency desist order on bean growing due to the water needed to fight the wildfires elsewhere.

r u sure it's water consumption issue not the excessive ch4 generated by him due to eating too much beans:?)).............

 

[JoelDali]

Kruschresh is incapable of committing criminal offenses. Please cheque your sources.

I have seen 3.5 players transcend NTRP levels and achieve the Internet.

 

[JoelDali]

So you would report this, right?

These kinds of torts against Srshz fans deserve the highest level of report methodology.

I’m on hold with Talk Tennis customer service now.

They are very receptive to my worries of propaganda spreading & influencing young impressionable minds.

 

[JoelDali]

You can’t go on like this, Nats. Whose side are you on?

Natalia deserves a chance to accept Srsherer.

Please pray for Natalie.

 

[Sudacafan]

Natalia deserves a chance to accept Srsherer.

Please pray for Natalie.

Natalia’s been given many, many chances, but she continues to rebuff Shwurzsch.
Fortunately for her, Srsh is not a vindictive parson, and will always give heretics another opportunity to return to the flock.

 

[Sudacafan]

r u sure it's water consumption issue not the excessive ch4 generated by him due to eating too much beans:?)).............

I think you like this threat too much.

 

[Sudacafan]

Leaving your tribute to Srsh with a peaceful state of mind, every day at the same time, is vital for the health of bowels and other organs.

 

[tennishabit]

Leaving your tribute to Srsh with a peaceful state of mind, every day at the same time, is vital for the health of bowels and other organs.

'peasfull state of belly' m8, a lot more coherent w/ 'health of bowels n other organs':?)).............

 

[tennishabit]

................the Nobel Peace Prize, and now the Mr O !!!

What a 2021 !

heard of 'nobel pissa prize' a while ago, n dat's some sort of diabolic-b-t sugar weewee output competition, did he win dat pissa prize:?))................

 

[Sentinel]

I just read a threat about woolly mammoth resurrection and wondered...
Does The Srsh need a partner?

 

[Sentinel]

Leaving your tribute to Srsh with a peaceful state of mind, every day at the same time, is vital for the health of bowels and other organs.

I leave a tribute for Srsh every morning. It's quite modest though, given my circumstances and size.

 

[Turbo-87]

Will The Sursh be acting flexing his mussels in The Mr Olympia 2021 ?

Just imagine. Four slams in a year, the Olympic gold, the Nobel Peace Prize, and now the Mr O !!!

What a 2021 !