Life after Srsh Thread

[Genious at Work]

Spoiler

Sureshs is still top.

 

[Sentinel]

I think that was an air backhand, if I remember correctly.

As long as it's not an air drop volley.
That would call for a state wide evacuation which the economy can I'll afford right now.

 

[Turbo-87]

I have not heard much lately on The Sureshs™ badminton and table tennis conquests. I wonder if his coaches and trainers have come down on him for his extracurricular activities so he can focus more on the ATP?

 

[Sentinel]

but these days he only prays for Whirled Peas and for the return of the Sureshs documentary series to Netflix

I am frankly not much of a fan of the horror genre so i don't know what this series is. I've read reports that people were admitted to psych wards after one viewing of this.

 

[Genious at Work]

As long as it's not an air drop volley.
That would call for a state wide evacuation which the economy can I'll afford right now.

 

[Genious at Work]

I have not heard much lately on The Sureshs™ badminton and table tennis conquests. I wonder if his coaches and trainers have come down on him for his extracurricular activities so he can focus more on the ATP?

Sureshs smash volley leg raising technique is far superior to your average Top 10 ATP player's.

 

[Deleted member 629564]

Srshs delivers.

Spoiler

Always.

 

[Larry Duff]

Apple Pay is misleading. It would be better for the inflation fight if it was called the Gulab Juman Pay.

 

[donquijote]

There will always be deniers of the truth (so called Flat Earthers). But all the evidence points to the fact that Sureshs is very round.

What about Naive Americans? Do they accept Suresh and the drip valley?

 

[donquijote]

Sureshs smash volley leg raising technique is far superior to your average Top 10 ATP player's.

This young man uses Suresh' tips & instructions and knows the value of shadow practice.

 

[JoelDali]

My accountant says if I switch to itemized deductions I can deduct $9000 for Suresherer instead of taking the standard $12,800 deduction for single, unmarried, clean shaven Internets.

 

[Turbo-87]

What about Naive Americans? Do they accept Suresh and the drip valley?

I think these days it is safe to assume that a majority of people from all walks of life accept srsh into their tennis.

 

[JoelDali]

The top 3.5 singles specialist in my district finally accepted Srshrerer.

The forehand approach shot convinced him that he must face the truth.

There’s still time to change the road you’re on to the championship tennis.

 

[ojo rojo]

This threat is for the tennis, for Koresh.

No pray Senti.

 

[tennishabit]

all his balls got pickled:?)) he's taking his balls to the market:?))...........

 

[Turbo-87]

srsh is the top internet player. His tip is sought by many 3.0 players looking to level up.

 

[Genious at Work]

What about Naive Americans? Do they accept Suresh and the drip valley?

Naive Americans weigh of life when the Sureshsalo roamed the prairies was idyllic but now they just get high on kerosene fumes and blow their social security checks on Adidas t-shirts endorsed by minor ATP figures.

 

[stringertom]

Spoiler

Sureshs is still top.

Eye sea hear ewe choze knot two innclued the gif uv ewe geauxing bacque inntwo the shrubbery.

 

[stringertom]

Naive Americans weigh of life when the Sureshsalo roamed the prairies was idyllic but now they just get high on kerosene fumes and blow their social security checks on Adidas t-shirts endorsed by minor ATP figures.

Nose Adidas XL shortz whiff the brown Rorschach stayne down the leg???

 

[Sudacafan]

Srshs is literally everywhere.
Unbelievable.

The ones who remember the locked down old tribute thread may attest that it was the only tribute thread in TTW history in which the OP is the same person as the tributee. Well, the circumstances that allowed that to happen are irrelevant.

 

[sureshs]

The ones who remember the locked down old tribute thread may remember that that one was the only tribute thread in TTW history in which the OP is the same person as the tributee. Well, the circumstances that allowed that to happen are irrelevant.

You of all people know that is not true. The first post on the thread was by a user who is no longer on the forum.

 

[sureshs]

Just read now that the Italians got pasta from the Chinese through the Silk Route - as noodles! The most famous Italian dish is actually Chinese!

 

[Sudacafan]

You of all people know that is not true. The first post on the thread was by a user who is no longer on the forum.

I already clarified that that was irrelevant.
I just stick to the essence of things.

 

[Sudacafan]

Just read now that the Italians got pasta from the Chinese through the Silk Route - as noodles! The most famous Italian dish is actually Chinese!

Don’t be humble. You knew that already since long ago.

 

[JoelDali]

Don’t be humble. You knew that already since long ago.

Srsh.

Srshrer.

 

[JoelDali]

I have not heard much lately on The Sureshs™ badminton and table tennis conquests. I wonder if his coaches and trainers have come down on him for his extracurricular activities so he can focus more on the ATP?

That is photoshopped and Adobe premiered to cast doubt on Korsherer.

 

[Turbo-87]

Just read now that the Italians got pasta from the Chinese through the Silk Route - as noodles! The most famous Italian dish is actually Chinese!

This threat is about The Sureshs™ high-performance tennis, tip, and technique. Please try to stay on topic.

 

[ojo rojo]

Just read now that the Italians got pasta from the Chinese through the Silk Route - as noodles! The most famous Italian dish is actually Chinese!

This myth has been debunked many times.
Pasta is from China. False: Marco Polo introduced pasta to Italy from China? A legend, helped along by the 1938 film, “The Adventures of Marco Polo” starring Gary Cooper, which took literary license in depicting the great traveler bringing spaghetti to Italy for the first time (around 1300). In reality, pasta dates back to ancient Etruscan civilizations which reached its height in 6th century BC. Etruscans made pasta by grinding several cereals and grains and then mixing them with water before cooking the mixture into a tasty and nutritious food product. The Italian version of noodles – spaghetti made with durum wheat – had been produced in Sicily for two centuries before Marco Polo made his way back from China.

 

[ojo rojo]

This threat is about The Sureshs™ high-performance tennis, tip, and technique. Please try to stay on topic.

 

[Turbo-87]

 

[ojo rojo]

Zuckerbergshs is nut top

 

[Turbo-87]

Gotham reaches out for The Sureshs™

 

[Sentinel]

There will always be deniers of the truth (so called Flat Earthers). But all the evidence points to the fact that Sureshs is very round.

His jokes are very flat.

 

[Sentinel]

My accountant says if I switch to itemized deductions I can deduct $9000 for Suresherer instead of taking the standard $12,800 deduction for single, unmarried, clean shaven Internets.

Gross.

 

[ojo rojo]

Gotham reaches out for The Sureshs™

 

[stringertom]

His jokes are very flat.

Butt Hee is far frum flat chested.

 

[stringertom]

Iz Covid the reezult uv a shopping spree bye The Srshs inn Wuhan dat wint sighedweighs???

 

[JoelDali]

I added Srsher to Yelp so his fans could rate him on a 5 star system.

 

[ffw2]

.

 

[JoelDali]

But in a universe of nobodies, Sewerage is the only star.

Does that mean everyone's going to give him a "1"?

Wow.

 

[ojo rojo]

Wow.

 

[ffw2]

.

 

[ojo rojo]

Bob Marley's "One Love" was about Sewagewretch all along.

Jah Surshstafari lord have mercy Haile Selassieshs

 

[Deleted member 629564]

Jah Surshstafari lord have mercy Haile Selassieshs

Bob Marleysh - No volley, no cry

 

[guanzishou]

The women at my country club understand the professionalism and stoic posture Srsher shows on the court with the hook n’ slide forehand and the bedroom, as he peacefully sleeps, with his doting wife looking on with anticipation for a mourning chocolate rocker release.

This threat is absolutely for the tennis. Anything gets a repoart.

That's porn, not tennis. Ban.

 

[ojo rojo]

Bob Marleysh - No volley, no cry

And other hits such as:
We're Gulab Jamunning
I Droop Volleyed the Sheriff
Stirshs it up
Them belly full

 

[guanzishou]

I have not heard much lately on The Sureshs™ badminton and table tennis conquests. I wonder if his coaches and trainers have come down on him for his extracurricular activities so he can focus more on the ATP?

Amazing how he continuously makes it to the highlight reels.

Can anyone provide link to the original video?

 

[guanzishou]

That is photoshopped and Adobe premiered to cast doubt on Korsherer.

Obviously they Photoshopped Christopher Eubanks to look like Suresh.

 

[Turbo-87]

Amazing how he continuously makes it to the highlight reels.

Can anyone provide link to the original video?

The film cans are stored deep within The Sureshs™ Archives. Do you have a reel-to-reel projector?
(That is me in the khakis looking for some US Openings footage of The Sureshs.™)

Moist of the articles about him are on microfiche if you have a reader. Let us know and we can ship them to you at no charge.

 

[Deleted member 629564]

And other hits such as:
We're Gulab Jamunning
I Droop Volleyed the Sheriff
Stirshs it up
Them belly full

That's something new:

Beastie Boys - Suresh Ot