Life after Srsh Thread

[Sentinel]

Are these crumbs left overs, (or what fell off the table) after Srshez snack attack on the ATP tour ?

 

[JoelDali]

Let me throw up first. Thanks.

But these are the highest bevels.

 

[Deleted member 629564]

xRxHx Ix TOP where x = S

Mathematics says so.

 

[Deleted member 629564]

But these are the highest bevels.

Srshs on screen is displayed beyond highest bezels.

 

[Sudacafan]

But these are the highest bevels.

That is out of the question.

 

[Sudacafan]

Srshs on screen is displayed beyond highest bezels.

It’s better to have Srsh than a Rolex.
And I would dare say, even better than a Rolodex.

 

[JoelDali]

That is out of the question.

U need moar.

 

[Sudacafan]

It’s not allowed to bring your own food and feed to this threat.
All items must be bought at the STC cafeteria. Profits are destined to support Srsh quest for future Slams.
Thanks for your comprehension and compression.

 

[guanzishou]

But these are the highest bevels.

 

[guanzishou]

How did Srsh find a new guy?

 

[Deleted member 629564]

Time flies.

 

[Sudacafan]

How did Srsh find a new guy?

He’s polyamorphous.

 

[guanzishou]

He’s polyamorphous.

Maybe he met the new guy during his habitual balls pinching activity.

 

[guanzishou]

Time flies.

John, Björn, Pörn.

 

[Sentinel]

It’s better to have Srsh than a Rolex.
And I would dare say, even better than a Rolodex.

One is round, the other goes round.

 

[guanzishou]

These are the top players in the world.

 

[JoelDali]

The champion player in blue lost the point. It appears the ball bounced twice so Koresherer atlas shrugged because he didn’t have to expend the energy to fight back and secure the hardcourt slam victory.

 

[guanzishou]

The champion player in blue lost the point. It appears the ball bounced twice so Koresherer atlas shrugged because he didn’t have to expend the energy to fight back and secure the hardcourt slam victory.

Srsh lost the point because his underhand serve went to the wrong service box. He stood on the middle line anyway, so his serve was not valid.

 

[JoelDali]

Srsh lost the point because his underhand serve went to the wrong service box. He stood on the middle line anyway, so his serve was not valid.

These are the American Dream championships.

Sresher is the winner here.

Cue the jokes about poo and whale paste.

 

[guanzishou]

The champion player in blue lost the point. It appears the ball bounced twice so Koresherer atlas shrugged because he didn’t have to expend the energy to fight back and secure the hardcourt slam victory.

They both play double bounce tennis like in wheelchair tennis Grand Slam match. Even after the ball bounced twice, Srsh was still too slow to hit the ball.

 

[Deleted member 629564]

John, Björn, Pörn.

Srshs is Swedish?

Spoiler

I hope not Finnish.

 

[JoelDali]

They both play double bounce tennis like in wheelchair tennis Grand Slam match. Even after the ball bounced twice, Srsh was still too slow to hit the ball.

I just showed the top player in my section these movies and he disagrees.

The balls appear to bounce twice due to velocity.

When I watched Rawfur his balls looked like an egg in flight from so much spin. Srsherers balls look the same only he is right handed within the Championship Slam.

 

[Turbo-87]

With his new [name redacted] dampener, the energy flows through The Sureshs™ allowing him to swing freely with controlled aggression. He is a threat to all internet contenders for the championship tennis.

 

[guanzishou]

I just showed the top player in my section these movies and he disagrees.

The balls appear to bounce twice due to velocity.

The ball bounced twice because the walrus wore double tyres.

 

[Larry Duff]

Are these crumbs left overs, (or what fell off the table) after Srshez snack attack on the ATP tour ?

When the sureshs volunteers for a pro tournament they have to budget a large % of overall funds to the snack tent.

 

[Deleted member 629564]

One is round, the other goes round.

You mean Rolex is round while Srshs goes round.

 

[Genious at Work]

I just showed the top player in my section these movies and he disagrees.

The balls appear to bounce twice due to velocity.

When I watched Rawfur his balls looked like an egg in flight from so much spin. Srsherers balls look the same only he is right handed within the Championship Slam.

Sureshs is eating two full hams today to practice his handling of slices so that he is in top shape to win the big slam.

 

[Genious at Work]

When the sureshs volunteers for a pro tournament they have to budget a large % of overall funds to the snack tent.

Roto Rooter usually takes the rest of the budget. Organizers still keep calling Sureshs because he attracts female spectators between the ages of 60 and 97 hoaping for a Late Sureshsian Optimization and some unexpected standing ovulations.

 

[Genious at Work]

Google just adviced me for some raisin a news about titanium dioxide in tampons. Not only I am appal and chalk, but I will be visiting my dentist tomorrow to a.s.s.ess the damage. This wouldn't have happened if people followed Koreshs' example of a clean lifestyle and no Virginia hams after 11:00 PM moar.

 

[Sentinel]

Sresher is the winner here

Srsherer'z berth deigh Tom Moreau.

 

[Sudacafan]

Srsherer'z berth deigh Tom Moreau.

Now I see why Fedr parents programmed Roger’s birthday for that day too.

 

[JoelDali]

The ball bounced twice because the walrus wore double tyres.

Sershz Only Fans understand the power of capturing the championship. The inspiration he triggers is worth it’s weight in gold bullion bars held in Swisse Banx in my sectional district. The STC is very affordable for any Indian or Pakistani budgetary pork constraints.

 

[Sudacafan]

Sershz Only Fans understand the power of capturing the championship. The inspiration he triggers is worth it’s weight in gold bullion bars held in Swisse Banx in my sectional district. The STC is very affordable for any Indian or Pakistani budgetary pork constraints.

I bought SRSH shortening positions in Saturday overnight trade.
My broker said they were cheap.

 

[JoelDali]

I bought SRSH shortening positions in Saturday overnight trade.
My broker said they were cheap.

None of what you’re saying is for the tennis.

Or for Kashresh.

Sad.

 

[Deleted member 629564]

Sureshs is eating two full hams today to practice his handling of slices so that he is in top shape to win the big slam.

This summer he spends so much time training his two-handed backham grip. No need to master dealing with a foreham, it's flawless.

 

[JoelDali]

I’m at Corona Park in Queens and the top Philippino singles specialist just cried out for Srsherer after double faulting.

 

[stringertom]

I was told that the tiger had been tranquilised before the match, but by the looks of it seems Ssresh got a big dose of tranquiliser, too.

Haz The Srshs ever mooved lyke Hee wuz knot on downerz???

 

[stringertom]

U need moar.

Give us moar uv The Srshs, az inn the augmented vershun uv diss hear poze whiff the XXXXXL shortz exxpandingh whiff Hiz majick ga.s.ses.

 

[JoelDali]

Give us moar uv The Srshs, az inn the augmented vershun uv diss hear poze whiff the XXXXXL shortz exxpandingh whiff Hiz majick ga.s.ses.

Srsh.

Srshr.

 

[Sudacafan]

None of what you’re saying is for the tennis.

Or for Kashresh.

Sad.

None of the contents of your posts has anything to do with those of the posts you’re replying.

 

[Turbo-87]

srsh has the game that moist people try to copy but no one has the skills to replicate what he has accomplished.

 

[JoelDali]

None of the contents of your posts has anything to do with those of the posts you’re replying.

That is not La Verdad.

These are the highest rated players on the ATP ladder.

 

[JoelDali]

srsh has the game that moist people try to copy but no one has the skills to replicate what he has accomplished.

So many great players.

Only 1 Santoosh.

Wow.

 

[Turbo-87]

So many great players.

Only 1 Santoosh.

Wow.

There will always be just one srsh. Even though he gives out so many tips and techniques free of charge on this encrypted BBS, he always keeps a couple of cards in the deck for himself. If more people shaped their tennis lives with his help, they would be happier.

 

[JoelDali]

There will always be just one srsh. Even though he gives out so many tips and techniques free of charge on this encrypted BBS, he always keeps a couple of cards in the deck for himself. If more people shaped their tennis lives with his help, they would be happier.

Your pashion for Q-Resh is touching many lives and transforming those seeking the tennis championships.

 

[guanzishou]

None of the contents of your posts has anything to do with those of the posts you’re replying.

this thread is as absurd as Srsh attempted backhand smash from 25 metres behind the baseline.

 

[JoelDali]

this thread is as absurd as Srsh attempted backhand smash from 25 metres behind the baseline.

Millions of Internets have witnessed the immortal backhand smash winner.

 

[guanzishou]

Millions of Internets have witnessed the immortal backhand smash winner.

Nick Kyrgios is our champion today!!!!

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1556408571562270724

 

[Deleted member 629564]

Millions of Internets have witnessed the immortal backhand smash winner.

The Srshsarry Night
oil-on-canvas
Museum of Modern Art, NYC

great painting

 

[JoelDali]

The Srshsarry Night
oil-on-canvas
Museum of Modern Art, NYC

great painting

McEnroe is a patron of MOMA but has not acknowledged the Koreshian Art canon.