Life after Srsh Thread

[donquijote]

https://www.justdial.com/Guntur/Suresh-Fertilisers-Jattipalem-Rentachintala/9999PX863-X863-140730121137-A1D4_BZDET

 

[donquijote]

https://in.linkedin.com/in/suresh-h-suresh-71074b1ba

 

[vokazu]

 

[Larry Duff]

My barrister, the very learned, esteemed, and honorable Hugh Jass Esq. has been informed of the deplorable turn this highly encrypted threat has taken. He will be in touch after tea and crumpet.

 

[sureshs]

https://www.justdial.com/Guntur/Suresh-Fertilisers-Jattipalem-Rentachintala/9999PX863-X863-140730121137-A1D4_BZDET

suresh fertilizers are very effective

 

[JoelDali]

The top players desire Big Slam final victories.

But those are reserved for Srshurer by default.

Even Gretzky can’t beat him.

Sickening.

 

[vokazu]

suresh fertilizers are very effective

Why doesn't Dali like this post? I thought he wants more srsherers?

 

[vokazu]

This forum ought to unban banned words. I came across Talk Tennis Spanish forum and this poster wanted to say good afternoon in Spanish but the word afternoon got censored because it contains the word "tàrd" which is a banned word:

Buenas ****es.

Desde hace unos 2 años tengo una ProKennex Ki Q+ Tour de 315gr. La compré en su momento porque tenía problemas de muñeca y quería una raqueta que evitara las vibraciones excesivas.

Soy un jugador de fondo con una derecha plana y pesada y un revés con mucho slice y de recorrido corto. El problema que tiene la raqueta es que con el peso no consigo darle potencia y, además, exigir para darle potencia me ha generado un problema en el codo.

Me gustaría probar algunas raquetas, seguramente bastante más livianas, que me ayuden a jugar con un poco más de potencia y sin exigir tanto el codo.

¿Me podrían recomendar algunos modelos para probar?
Muchas gracias.

 

[donquijote]

This forum ought to unban banned words. I came across Talk Tennis Spanish forum and this poster wanted to say good afternoon in Spanish but the word afternoon got censored because it contains the word "tàrd" which is a banned word:

Ombeliebable.
What is Suresh in Castellano?
I used Google Translate and it says that it's the same.
That possibly means Suresh is well known in Spanish speaking countries and forestial regions.

 

[Sentinel]

The top players desire Big Slam final victories.

But those are reserved for Srshurer by default.

Even Gretzky can’t beat him.

Sickening.

Don;t lose hoap.
Srsh has many moar suprises four us.

 

[Sentinel]

Shocking pictures of Ms. Condoleesa Rice.

These have been repoarted to the Wight House.

 

[Sentinel]

My barrister, the very learned, esteemed, and honorable Hugh Jass Esq. has been informed of the deplorable turn this highly encrypted threat has taken. He will be in touch after tea and crumpet.

What deplorable turn, Sir ?

 

[Sentinel]

suresh fertilizers are very effective

True. India's population is now 1.8 billion.
The said fertilizer was to be used with crops in arid regions of teh dessert districts of Punjabababba.

Not by baron women in their annual fertility dance.

 

[vokazu]

24-carat diamonds tiara made by children of Punjabatswana district of Jwaneng.

 

[Sentinel]

Type SRSH -release -update | moar

This is what my computer output ....

NSFW

Spoiler: nsfw

 

[Sentinel]

24-carat diamonds tiara made by children of Punjabbaruba district of Jwaneng.

Do you think Queen Elisrshabeth II has seen the drop volley ?


Sir Tenly looks like it.

 

[tennishabit]

Suresh being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize by the President of the World Wildlife Federation.

so he's now the world's wildest life due to his 4x rkts sports:?)).........

 

[Sudacafan]

Not really

The amount is hilarious. The 56 cents of the $34 million follow a comma and not a period.
The Accountants' Symposium is astonished and astounded.

 

[Sudacafan]

But, most students get very interested within 1 hour of feeling what Srshresh feels.

Reports have been received from students suffering from severe abdominal hernias caused by uncontrolled belly expansion.

 

[Sudacafan]

Is this a total of the tips The Srsh ™ has not paid.

Obviously, $1.47 is an excessive tip according to Srshian Tipping Standards.

 

[Sudacafan]

My attorney Jake Paul has spent the last 45 years studying this threat and confirmed that you have the highest IQ in this threat. 115 he said.

Later, he frantically texted me saying he mixed up your IQ with his fasting blood sugar.

You're IQ is much less but still the highest buy far, Jake Paul said.

Amazing how Dr. Jake Paul Belmondo spent 45 years studing a thread created only three years ago. Was he travelling in a spaceship at light speed?

 

[Sudacafan]

Do you have any evidence?

This is an abusive kind of question is for Dali.
Please rephrase and revert gracefully.

 

[Sudacafan]

Experts have unanimously rated the pterodactyl smash far superior to the djokosmash. It's incredible the srshs can share such a highly rated tip for free* with the Internet tennis students.

*Tip only, students must bring their own pterodactyls to follow along with.

All STC premises are pterodactyl friendly, so no issues here.

 

[Sudacafan]

Your Srsh refund is in the mail.

 

[vokazu]

The amount is hilarious. The 56 cents of the $34 million follow a comma and not a period.
The Accountants' Symposium is astonished and astounded.

It's not 56 cents. They ran out of space for the numbers so the numbers overflow to the row underneath:

$34,576,826,56(running out of space)
1.47


= $34,576,826,561.47

47 cents, not 56 cents.

34 billion, not 34 million


More details here:

Barry Tangert received $34 billion tax bill

Barry Tangert said he was billed more than $34 billion by the Pennsylvania Department of Revenue. Picture: WGAL https://www.news.com.au/finance/money/tax/theres-no-way-man-hit-with-insane-52-billion-tax-bill/news-story/64507c1d66d8bd9cbcda3db73ec151dc

tt.tennis-warehouse.com

 

[vokazu]

 

[Sentinel]

The amount is hilarious. The 56 cents of the $34 million follow a comma and not a period.
The Accountants' Symposium is astonished and astounded.

Latha Nuttarajan, our new accountant has added a tiny GJ tax to the very affordable tennis clinic fee so that we can fund srshez diet going into the grass season.

Given how strong the Indian economy is, 34 billion dollars is a paltry amount for the middle class blew colour worker to pay for his son's tennis carrier.

 

[Sentinel]

Amazing how Dr. Jake Paul Belmondo spent 45 years studing a thread created only three years ago. Was he travelling in a spaceship at light speed?

Have you seen the tiger video?

 

[Sentinel]

All STC premises are pterodactyl friendly, so no issues here.

My tear ducts are quite alright thank you.

 

[Sentinel]

Your Srsh refund is in the mail.

Who is getting back srshez Cologuard sample?

 

[Sentinel]

34 billion, not 34 million

These are the highest levels Dali has ever witnessed.

He will be torn between excite and chicken Paolo.

 

[vokazu]

 

[Sudacafan]

34 billion, not 34 million

In my times, 10 and 12 digit calculators were enough, they rarely overflew. Now, thanks to inflation, they are not good anymore.
I'd say that even calculators are obsolete today. You only need them if you need to do calculations when you're speaking on your cellphone.
At the office, it's easy to detect obsolete workers. Those have calculators on their desks, even with paper rolls to print.

 

[JoelDali]

This is what my computer output ....

NSFW

Spoiler: nsfw

These Tweets attempting to diminish Koresh are falling flat.

Revert?

Perhaps.

 

[vokazu]

These Tweets attempting to diminish Koresh are falling flat.

Revert?

Perhaps.

Tweet doesn't exist anymore. Now people are Xing instead of Tweeting.

 

[Purestriker]

In my times, 10 and 12 digit calculators were enough, they rarely overflew. Now, thanks to inflation, they are not good anymore.
I'd say that even calculators are obsolete today. You only need them if you need to do calculations when you're speaking on your cellphone.
At the office, it's easy to detect obsolete workers. Those have calculators on their desks, even with paper rolls to print.

The paper roll calculators are now collectors items. You shouldn’t scoop them up as you eliminate those obsolete workers.

 

[JoelDali]

Coach says Senti must bring Srsher closer to his heart and accept the future Tennis reality under Srshersz STC control because what is at steak is larger than anything anyone can imagine and all of our lives depend on it.

 

[donquijote]

You've chosen the wrong face bro.

 

[donquijote]

India's population is now 1.8 billion.

Decreased significantly after Suresh's departure it seems.

 

[donquijote]

Type SRSH -release -update | moar

I'd never pictured you as an IT professional for some reason.
Revert if you care and are willing to see more Suresh content.

 

[sureshs]

That is my friend Mohandas

 

[Sentinel]

Type SRSH -release -update | moar

Latha is recommending you to senior management for an LLVM upgrade.

Yay !

 

[Sentinel]

That is my friend Mohandas

Is he spinning gulab jamuns for you ?

 

[sureshs]

Is he spinning gulab jamuns for you ?

Why are chess players like pragya and gukesh being referred to as sportsmen in the Indian media?

Never mind.

Why Chess Is A Sport

Why is it that chess is officially recognized as a sport? Sport is defined as follows by Oxford Languages: An activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another and others for entertainment. There are several factors – some less obvious than...

www.chess.com

 

[Sentinel]

Why are chess players like pragya and gukesh being referred to as sportsmen in the Indian media?

Never mind.

Why Chess Is A Sport

Why is it that chess is officially recognized as a sport? Sport is defined as follows by Oxford Languages: An activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another and others for entertainment. There are several factors – some less obvious than...

www.chess.com

Posting on this forum also involves physical exertion and is very competitive, so it should be a sport.

 

[sportsfan1]

Is he spinning gulab jamuns for you ?

Some of us have had 1 whole steak and 1.5 gjs and fancied ourselves to win the craigslist ladder. But only when the srshs revealed his diet of 24k gjs and 34bn food bill do we understand we can never reach the high level diet of a 5 spoart athlete.

Decreased significantly after Suresh's departure it seems.

Since the big event of the srshs og migration, the india states has surpassed the us in stake exports. The us has higher local production but it all just gets consumed locally somewhere out west.

 

[Larry Duff]

Uranus joke telling to be in the next olympics.

 

[sureshs]

The Sports Bra, a bar that only shows women's sports, expanding nationally

This comes amid increased interest in women’s sports, particularly with record numbers for women’s college basketball.

www.10news.com

 

[Sudacafan]

The paper roll calculators are now collectors items.

Hope we don't need to discuss toilet paper rolls, given the regular content of this thread.

 

[Larry Duff]

The Sports Bra, a bar that only shows women's sports, expanding nationally

This comes amid increased interest in women’s sports, particularly with record numbers for women’s college basketball.

www.10news.com

Dyslexics encouraged?