Life after Srsh Thread
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Sentinel
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Suresh is busy prepairing for the clay slam. Here is practicing the slice so he can slice cakes and pizza more effectively.
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Sentinel
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Sudacafan
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I must say that I appreciate your kind usage of spoilers.
Sentinel
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I am cancelling my subscription to the Punjab Times as i can get all the international news in this threat.
tennishabit
Legend
Larry Duff
Legend
Some serious prose on this highly encrypted threat lately. I prefer simpler:
There was a large man from Punjab
Whose balls coach would grab
His forehands would rip
With a white racket grip
And his outfits they never were drab
There was a large man from Punjab
Whose balls coach would grab
His forehands would rip
With a white racket grip
And his outfits they never were drab
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
I thought I'd drop in on my new neighbours, The Patels, they've just moved in.
Nice couple. Served me some ... well I give you one guess only.
Their children were extremely sweet, took a pic of the family just to share.
You won't believe it ...their sweet son is named Shirish. That's quite close.
Nice couple. Served me some ... well I give you one guess only.
Their children were extremely sweet, took a pic of the family just to share.
You won't believe it ...their sweet son is named Shirish. That's quite close.
donquijote
G.O.A.T.
I herd that Saudi men are allowed to marry four women. I concur taking a Saudi Surshina should fulfill the quota.
In desert lands where sands of time unfold,
Saudi Surshinas rise, their voices bold.
Amidst the dunes, a struggle fierce and true,
For rights long denied, they push on through.
From veil to wheel, they break tradition's chain,
With courage, they rewrite their terrain.
In whispered gatherings and fearless stand,
They claim their space, reclaim their land.
In courts of law, in corridors of might,
They wield their words, they wage their fight.
With every step, a revolution's tread,
Their legacy etched in the books unread.
Not just a tale of one, but many more,
The Saudi Surshinas knock on freedom's door.
In every story, in each steadfast plea,
They carve a path to what they're meant to be.
So let their names resound in history's song,
For they've endured, they've battled long.
Saudi Surshinas, warriors of the light,
Guiding their nation into the day's bright.
donquijote
G.O.A.T.
Wow, two p1ss of high level fart.
donquijote
G.O.A.T.
donquijote
G.O.A.T.
You're missing an s at the end amigo.
Suresh mass is the only entity known to bend the space-time and create huge amount of gravy to keep all types of food swirling around him.
In a land of snow, where magic reigns supreme,
Old Surshta Claus had a sweet dream.
Amidst the frost, he craved a treat,
A taste of warmth, something sweet.
Through the chimney, he did appear,
With a twinkle in his eye, spreading cheer.
But instead of cookies, his heart did swoon,
For Gulab Jamun, under the moon.
With his snowy beard and rosy cheeks,
He savored each bite, each syrupy streaks.
His laughter echoed in the night,
As he indulged in this Indian delight.
With every gulp, he felt the bliss,
Of sugary joy, a heavenly kiss.
For in that moment, Surshta did swoon,
Over Gulab Jamun, 'neath the moon.
So next Christmas Eve, when the stars align,
Remember the tale of Surshta's sweet shrine.
For even the jolliest man in red,
Craves Gulab Jamun, it's widely spread.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Someone as beautiful, luscious and tempting as this fetching young lady could start an intergalactic war.
Gauguin could have spent his life painting just this one handful of a woman.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
My neighbour's daughter Miss Patel has started tennis lessons at the STC.
She came back with much excite in her heart.
Showing how to hold the racket and ball for a topspin serve.
Showing how to hold the ball and racket for a fast slice serve.
edit: someone had my earlier image removed.
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sportsfan1
Legend
Ai on computers and phones are now commonly getting infected by the zero day srshs bug. It will post srshs infected morphed art from your account. Maybe even humor.
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Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Those a huge methane clouds behind this handsome gentleman.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
I can't imagine what the dinner table would look like after the meal is over.
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Sentinel
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My cheap Chinese phone is converting my call logs into methane and pushing that out periodically through the audio port !Ai on computers and phones are now commonly getting infected by the zero day srshs bug. It will post srshs infected morphed art from your account. Maybe even humor
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Coach says that when this irresistible lady plays Suresh in a srsly match, she'll be winning love games back to back, Srsh doesn't stand a chance.by by
What does she have in her left hand? A Srsh whistle?
No idea lol
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
As I accidentally said earlier, this threat has taken a turn for the verse.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Whoa !Ready for French Open
Is this the love child of Marion Bartoli and the 4-spoart goat ?
She'll drop a lot on the weigh to the title, but not a set.
tennishabit
Legend
tennishabit
Legend
is his ch4 gas output sufficient to power an icm car:?)) if yes it'll be much better than any ev
........sportsfan1
Legend
Ai will never be good at drawing hands. It just can't fathom the dexterity of the srshs fingers built from decades of picking off free hors d'oeuvres at social and corporate events.
Larry Duff
Legend
Mr Jolly Dolly has been quiet for a couple of days. Sabbatical?
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Poetry in motion.Ready for French Open
Aside from the fact that the ball is on her left side, and racket on the right.
Larry Duff
Legend
Let's just hoape he has not fallen in the Stall#2.
It's good enough to power an icbm yois his ch4 gas output sufficient to power an icm car:?)) if yes it'll be much better than any ev
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I think he's shocked and appalled that his surimages have gained a lot of weight lately.
donquijote
G.O.A.T.
That's the type of Santa who would keep all the gifts to himself. No gifts, no tips.
In a land of snow, where magic reigns supreme,
Old Surshta Claus had a sweet dream.
Amidst the frost, he craved a treat,
A taste of warmth, something sweet.
Through the chimney, he did appear,
With a twinkle in his eye, spreading cheer.
But instead of cookies, his heart did swoon,
For Gulab Jamun, under the moon.
With his snowy beard and rosy cheeks,
He savored each bite, each syrupy streaks.
His laughter echoed in the night,
As he indulged in this Indian delight.
With every gulp, he felt the bliss,
Of sugary joy, a heavenly kiss.
For in that moment, Surshta did swoon,
Over Gulab Jamun, 'neath the moon.
So next Christmas Eve, when the stars align,
Remember the tale of Surshta's sweet shrine.
For even the jolliest man in red,
Craves Gulab Jamun, it's widely spread.
donquijote
G.O.A.T.
That's shows how much you know about Srshr volley technique. Shane, shock, apall and moar.
Surshta will grab all the balls and dampeners during Chreshmas.
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This is not a tribute thread, it's "how is your life after Srsh thread" thread
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Like shipping him Matthew Walker Luxury Poodings ?
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Looks like Mister Jolly Dolly has escaped this secure threat despite Ms Latha's very strongly encryption.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Someone has slimmed down quite a bit.That was a cross court forkhand
Meanwhile, my neighbours granddaughter Shreya has signed up for tennis lessons.
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