Most Meaningless Fedal Stats Ever

[triforce defender]

Inspired by the most legendary serve-and-volley poster on this board (his name rhymes with KrakenroeTardis), I dug up the most obscure and meaningless Fedal Stats ever:

Federer's 3xOddxCincy: In the consecutive odd-numbered years of 2005, 2007, and 2009, Federer won the Cincy Masters. In each of those seasons, Federer also won multiple slams and beat Roddick multiple times.

Nadal's 3xEvenxAlmagro: In the consecutive even-numbered years of 2008, 2010, and 2012, Nadal beat Nicolas Almagro at the French Open Quarterfinal stage. Those three years also represented Nadal's most dominant FO title runs - didn't lose a set in either 2008 or 2010 and dropped fewest games ever en route to 2012 Final before beating Djokovic in 4 sets. In addition, Spain won the Euro Cup, World Cup, and Euro Cup again, respectively in those years.

 

[The Green Mile]

Inspired by the most legendary serve-and-volley poster on this board (his name rhymes with KrakenroeTardis), I dug up the most obscure and meaningless Fedal Stats ever:

Federer's 3xOddxCincy: In the consecutive odd-numbered years of 2005, 2007, and 2009, Federer won the Cincy Masters. In each of those seasons, Federer also won multiple slams and beat Roddick multiple times.

Nadal's 3xEvenxAlmagro: In the consecutive even-numbered years of 2008, 2010, and 2012, Nadal beat Nicolas Almagro at the French Open Quarterfinal stage. Those three years also represented Nadal's most dominant FO title runs - didn't lose a set in either 2008 or 2010 and dropped fewest games ever en route to 2012 Final before beating Djokovic in 4 sets. In addition, Spain won the Euro Cup, World Cup, and Euro Cup again, respectively in those years.

Yes, well... god has a plan for all of us, it just seems that he fancied Fred a bit more....

 

[Rock Strongo]

Off Topic: Have you seen Hyrule Warriors and the new Zelda game for 2015? And how pumped art thou?

 

[The Green Mile]

Off Topic: Have you seen Hyrule Warriors and the new Zelda game for 2015? And how pumped art thou?

No, but I can say that I am anxious for the new Pokémon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire games coming out this November. Been a fan for about 16 since I got my first pokemon game. It is a shame I will be at sea in November though...

 

[triforce defender]

Rocko I am so pumped about the new Zelda game you wouldn't even believe it. It is seriously one of the top 3 greatest things that could happen to me in the next year. In fact, let me illustrate the top 3 things I would most be excited about if they happened within the year, in descending order:

1. Release of new open-world Zelda game

2. Rafael Nadal wins Wimbledon and U.S. Open this year, then tops off Rafa Slam with Australian Open title next year.

3. Kate Upton comes to my house and begs me to sleep with her.

Obviously, #1 would be enough to make me happy; #2 occuring would just make me feel ecstatic; and #3 would be a bonus but not all that important.

 

[zam88]

Rocko I am so pumped about the new Zelda game you wouldn't even believe it. It is seriously one of the top 3 greatest things that could happen to me in the next year. In fact, let me illustrate the top 3 things I would most be excited about if they happened within the year, in descending order:

1. Release of new open-world Zelda game

2. Rafael Nadal wins Wimbledon and U.S. Open this year, then tops off Rafa Slam with Australian Open title next year.

3. Kate Upton comes to my house and begs me to sleep with her.

Obviously, #1 would be enough to make me happy; #2 occuring would just make me feel ecstatic; and #3 would be a bonus but not all that important.

did you catch the gay?

Zelda is a great game and all, but Nadal doesn't give a crap about you, but if you railed Upton and got photos you could brag about it for the REST of YOUR LIFE!!.. Not to mention you might get lucky and get her pregnant in which case you'd get a good % of her modelling money and your child would have some great genes in the process.

You're not thinking this all the way through