TobyTopspin
Professional
- I played a 5.5, and the guy who beat me was playing barefoot. Apparently, shoes don't matter.
- I played a 5.5, the guy beat me playing with a $49.00 aluminum racquet from Walmart. Racquets don't matter.
- I played a 6.0, the guy beat me and he was running on no sleep for 4 days. Rest does not matter.
- I played a 5.0, and he beat me with $3.00 nylon string. I don't think he knows what tension even means. String does not matter.
- I played a 5.5 guy who beat me even though he showed up to the courts with no water on a very hot day, he said he was in the middle of cleansing fast, and had not eaten in 3 days. Hydration and pre-match meals don't matter.
- Last Saturday however, luck was on my side. I played a guy who is rated at my level. We've played before and our matches are always fairly close. This time however, he shows up to our match with no shoes, and a Walmart racquet with mystery strings. He's carrying no water on a humid day in the upper 90's. He hasn't eaten or slept in 4 days. I beat him 0 and 0 in about 40 minutes, took his lunch money, did a little victory dance and and stole his girlfriend while I was at it.
Do you still think all these factors don't matter? The issue here isn't that a 6.0 can whip your pants playing with any old racquet and strings. Who among us even argues this point? I suggest that thoughtful, well informed equipment choices, can be expression of seeking to gain incremental advantage over an equally matched opponent or nemesis. Thoughtful string and racquet selection also helps me to stay injury free and I can continue to enjoy the sport as my life unfolds. 15 years ago, I could play with anything. Stiff racquets with Kevlar at 62 Lbs playing 5 days a week, and not a the slightest tinge of arm pain. Nowadays, I put the wrong poly with my gut mains in my comfy frame and my arm will let me know within a few days what will work and what won't. Racquets and strings DO matter to me. Not ashamed to admit that at all.
This was funny. It made my day......