Remember the date. August 28, 2021. Infiltrating the Island: MaxTennis vs J011yroger

[sureshs]

Looking forward to the Lolly vs Maxi match

 

[Shroud]

This match is the biggest thing that has happened in my life since moon landing at age 14 and college freshmen year when girlfriend agreed to sex.

“Agreed”??? It was what, the 70s?? If there was an agreement you were doing it wrong…

 

[ByeByePoly]

“Agreed”??? It was what, the 70s?? If there was an agreement you were doing it wrong…

I got smarter in college ... more daiquiri parties ... less negotiations.

 

[norcal]

Hopefully the Max v Jolly match will feature consensual banging and testicular fortitude.

 

[sureshs]

Will Bolly's teaching abilities be questioned if he loses to MiniTennis?

 

[ChaelAZ]

IF @nyta2 is showing up he needs to drag TTPS (or whatever his current board name is) there for a little play.
Sure @J011yroger and @MaxTennis would not mind.

 

[ByeByePoly]

IF @nyta2 is showing up he needs to drag TTPS (or whatever his current board name is) there for a little play.
Sure @J011yroger and @MaxTennis would not mind.

I think as long as @mad dog1 comes and offers food through the fence all will be good.

 

[nyta2]

IF @nyta2 is showing up he needs to drag TTPS (or whatever his current board name is) there for a little play.
Sure @J011yroger and @MaxTennis would not mind.

lol, i would mind.

 

[MaxTennis]

lol, i would mind.

I'd prefer your buddy Sendhil but TTPS is the bigger draw for TT haha

 

[happyandbob]

Also ... my dad had just kicked me out to force me to grow into the man he was.

bravo! I see what you did there.

 

[norcal]

How about undercard match of @nyta2 v @TennisProdigy ?

 

[J011yroger]

How about undercard match of @nyta2 v @TennisProdigy ?

No chance @TennisProdigy would come. I would LOVE to play him.

J

 

[TennisProdigy]

No chance @TennisProdigy would come. I would LOVE to play him.

J

Swing by Maryland when you guys are done playing up there

 

[J011yroger]

Swing by Maryland when you guys are done playing up there

Was there in October, played with @leech and @BallBag but unfortunately there were zero prodigies in sight.

Kind of like how @sureshs found this thread instantly but missed the one about me coming to San Diego.

J

 

[Mr.Lob]

Maximagq? He beat the crap out of LeeD in a Rumble in the Jungle match about 8 years ago. He'll make jolly walk the plank.

 

[MaxTennis]

Maximagq? He beat the crap out of LeeD in a Rumble in the Jungle match about 8 years ago. He'll make jolly walk the plank.

 

[sureshs]

Was there in October, played with @leech and @BallBag but unfortunately there were zero prodigies in sight.

Kind of like how @sureshs found this thread instantly but missed the one about me coming to San Diego.

J

I should have been here. Did you tag me with the @ symbol in your posts at that time?

 

[J011yroger]

I should have been here. Did you tag me with the @ symbol in your posts at that time?

No worries, I'll be back. Will give plenty of notice so you can dodge again.

J

 

[J011yroger]

Maximagq? He beat the crap out of LeeD in a Rumble in the Jungle match about 8 years ago. He'll make jolly walk the plank.

Joke's on you, @LeeD is my coach.

J

 

[ByeByePoly]

bravo! I see what you did there.

bravo back at you for catching it … usually only @stringertom picks up on my breadcrumbs.

 

[stringertom]

Maximagq? He beat the crap out of LeeD in a Rumble in the Jungle match about 8 years ago. He'll make jolly walk the plank.

Pandemonium in the Park. LeeDF beat himself. Max just happened to be the one across the net.

 

[stringertom]

Joke's on you, @LeeD is my coach.

J

Good move…if you want more DFs than Kournikova.

 

[stringertom]

Corresponding with a relatively not big thing in her life.

J

Smart girl had a drawer full of big things to make up for BBP’s short suit.

 

[Mr.Lob]

Pandemonium in the Park. LeeDF beat himself. Max just happened to be the one across the net.

LOL. No way. LeeD didn't play well, but he wilted under the pressure of youth, and superior firepower.

 

[MaxTennis]

LOL. No way. LeeD didn't play well, but he wilted under the pressure of youth, and superior firepower.

Everything that Magic Lin touched that day turned to gold.

 

[J011yroger]

Everything that Magic Lin touched that day turned to gold.

Come on, you gotta do better.

Fire your marketing department.

J

 

[jbot]

Definitely computer rated 5.0 narcissism in this thread. Can't wait!!

 

[tomato123]

Definitely computer rated 5.0 narcissism in this thread. Can't wait!!

Yup! And then there's J011y and Max who are actually the ones playing!

 

[sureshs]

No worries, I'll be back. Will give plenty of notice so you can dodge again.

J

Have you qualified to play in the San Diego ATP 250 in San Diego next month?

 

[stringertom]

Everything that Magic Lin touched that day turned to gold.

What you did could be an indictable offense of elderly neglect and abuse, letting a poor senior citizen embarass himself. You should have dialed 9-1-1 for emergency services. Domond could have hurt himself severely.

I hope J011y helps you feel that kind of pain. Defend Long Island, my native tennis turf.

 

[J011yroger]

Have you qualified to play in the San Diego ATP 250 in San Diego next month?

No, but once I lose my little belly it's over for these 40+ hoes.

J

 

[ByeByePoly]

No, but once I lose my little belly it's over for these 40+ hoes.

J

Sounds like your rum, boobs and forehand reps ratio needs to be tweaked.

 

[J011yroger]

Sounds like your rum, boobs and forehand reps ratio needs to be tweaked.

And so it shall, I have 4 months until 2022 becomes my year.

J

 

[Shroud]

Joke's on you, @LeeD is my coach.

J

Yes but Max has read that Daniels guy's ebook and has hit 750 serves a day and has already won this match. Its not about tennis J011y its about being a warrior

 

[Bender]

I got smarter in college ... more daiquiri parties ... less negotiations.

That's one way to guarantee being featured on the news for allegations

Sounds like your rum, boobs and forehand reps ratio needs to be tweaked.

He didn't specify whose boobs he was talking about

 

[Jay_The_Nomad]

interesting! Hype level high. Only eclipsed by a Sureshs vs LeeD match.

Maybe you guys should also team up in doubles and throw your hat in the ring also with those YouTube tennis channel folks.

 

[J011yroger]

interesting! Hype level high. Only eclipsed by a Sureshs vs LeeD match.

Maybe you guys should also team up in doubles and throw your hat in the ring also with those YouTube tennis channel folks.

I assume Max is at least ok at dubs, we would probably roll over most of the essential tennis squad and lose to Simon and Alex.

Would be fun to play regardless.

J

 

[ChaelAZ]

I assume Max is at least ok at dubs, we would probably roll over most of the essential tennis squad...

We will see if their troll accounts and followers pick this up for a TT vs. ET match. As much as it is cool to see y'all playing against each other, the TT/ET dynamic would be true win. Just need @AnyPUG to ping the ET profiles here.

 

[MaxTennis]

I assume Max is at least ok at dubs, we would probably roll over most of the essential tennis squad and lose to Simon and Alex.

Would be fun to play regardless.

J

I actually think I'm playing better doubles now than singles. I've started serve and volleying and crush and rushing more since I can't grind as well as I used to.

 

[sureshs]

Saturday will decide the course of tennis. Mini, when are you arriving there?

 

[MaxTennis]

Saturday will decide the course of tennis. Mini, when are you arriving there?

I am arriving at JFK on Friday at 10:53 PM EST. The match is scheduled for Saturday at 2 PM EST, assuming the weather looks good. If not, I am more than happy to play on Sunday.

I'll be going to the Open the entire day on August 30th if any fans want to come and hang out and grab some Corona beer

 

[travlerajm]

I am arriving at JFK on Friday at 10:53 PM EST. The match is scheduled for Saturday at 2 PM EST, assuming the weather looks good. If not, I am more than happy to play on Sunday.

I'll be going to the Open the entire day on August 30th if any fans want to come and hang out and grab some Corona beer

Given recent training histories and jetlag considerations, the opening line has you coming in as 3:1 underdog for this one.

 

[sureshs]

Tomorrow is the big day! Is Golly ready for the challenge? Much is on the line. An older teaching pro clinging to past glories with his best days behind him against an upstart software punk with a ponytail.

I will eventually play the winner unless the commitments on the tour overwhelm me.

 

[MaxTennis]

Tomorrow is the big day! Is Golly ready for the challenge? Much is on the line. An older teaching pro clinging to past glories with his best days behind him against an upstart software punk with a ponytail.

I will eventually play the winner unless the commitments on the tour overwhelm me.

The forecast says there is rain tomorrow, so it's likely we will push it to Sunday.

 

[J011yroger]

Tomorrow is the big day! Is Golly ready for the challenge? Much is on the line. An older teaching pro clinging to past glories with his best days behind him against an upstart software punk with a ponytail.

I will eventually play the winner unless the commitments on the tour overwhelm me.

J

 

[mad dog1]

I assume Max is at least ok at dubs, we would probably roll over most of the essential tennis squad and lose to Simon and Alex.

Would be fun to play regardless.

J

i believe you are right. but what's the fun in being right?

 

[mad dog1]

I am arriving at JFK on Friday at 10:53 PM EST. The match is scheduled for Saturday at 2 PM EST, assuming the weather looks good. If not, I am more than happy to play on Sunday.

I'll be going to the Open the entire day on August 30th if any fans want to come and hang out and grab some Corona beer

poor planning on your part. Novak showed up a week ago to give his body time to get over jetlag and get acclimated to the weather and court conditions.

 

[MaxTennis]

Today is the big day and there’s little fanfare. What’s going on, guys?

We should be on-court in less than 4 hours or so.

 

[sureshs]

I will be playing pickup doubles at the club soon, so I will see the results later.

 

[Mr.Lob]

Today is the big day and there’s little fanfare. What’s going on, guys?

We should be on-court in less than 4 hours or so.

We have any members here watching that can post running updates on the score?

Good luck Maxi. Make sure Jolly Time doesn't get any illegal coaching from LeeD.