Serena's Earrings!?

jdeloach

Hall of Fame
Is it me, or would that be an distraction if you were having to play against her?
I like her style of play, but the monster-earrings need to be banned!!
 

Starlite

Semi-Pro
Is it me, or would that be an distraction if you were having to play against her?
I like her style of play, but the monster-earrings need to be banned!!

You would think she would be concerned for her safety. Earrings that big can be ripped straight from the ear if caught on something.
 
Is it me, or would that be an distraction if you were having to play against her?
I like her style of play, but the monster-earrings need to be banned!!

Wait til she rips one out of her ears during a match. Too dangly for me. To me, as an opponent, I wouldn't think she is serious about tennis because of those earrings.
 

Omar Riad

New User
Wait til she rips one out of her ears during a match. Too dangly for me. To me, as an opponent, I wouldn't think she is serious about tennis because of those earrings.

not really she just has her own style of fashion and she isnt afraid to express herself ;)
 
not really she just has her own style of fashion and she isnt afraid to express herself ;)

How true. She'll still rip one out of her ear, though. hehe. Yep, tennis is a fashion show, that's right. She even gets a designer to design her clothes and claim it was her own idea. On Project Runway, one of the designers said she really designed Serena's clothes but had to act like Serena came up with the design. hehe.

I don't know why they're different, tennis.
 

OrangeOne

Legend
I'm not sure if I should be mad at myself for this, but my very first response to

Serena's Earrings!? Is it me, or would that be an distraction if you were having to play against her?

was to think that if you're having to actually look at Serena, surely the earrings would be a much smaller issue by comparison? ;)

Sorry, that was my best of the so, so, so many lines on offer here.
 

alwaysatnet

Semi-Pro
Honestly,earrings a little smaller than toilet seat lids would've been so tasteful.But being tasteful has never been Serena's strong point, has it? Remember the outfit she "designed"(found in a dumpster,is more like it)with the sequined "boots" and belt? She is to fashion what Anna Nicole Smith is to mental health.
 
I'm not sure if I should be mad at myself for this, but my very first response to



was to think that if you're having to actually look at Serena, surely the earrings would be a much smaller issue by comparison? ;)

Sorry, that was my best of the so, so, so many lines on offer here.

That was a great line! *still laughing* that's so true! teee heee
 

OrangeOne

Legend
That was a great line! *still laughing* that's so true! teee heee

Hehe - I feel a little better knowing that me being mean at least was amusing to others too ;)

She is to fashion what Anna Nicole Smith is to mental health.

Ooohhh - we could almost have a thread based around those lines! I remember there was a song that came out quite a few years ago called "All I want to do is make love to you", it was about a random one night stand. Someone said at the time that "that song was to the aids cause what Saddam was to Iran"...
 

Voltron

Hall of Fame
Hopefully the earrings will come back to bite her in the ass. I don't think they are appropriate at all, I mean really, earrings that say "Serena" on them. (I think thats what they say)
 

Nuke

Hall of Fame
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They actually say "Serena" on them.
 

Slazenger

Professional
:rolleyes:
Yet she won. Hood ornaments and all :roll:

Congrats on your 4th Miami title Serena.

Wonder why they changed the trophy...
 

PBODY99

Legend
We will never know the story behind the earrings & I just that the rants about the size of the jewelry isn't just a cultural thing. I'm sure that there are only a few folks reading this board that dress to impress the rest of the world.
 
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