The 94th Academy Awards

[onehandbh]

@Bartelby
Is this song popular in China?

 

[Bartelby]

As we approach Armageddon, "Abiden with me" seems more appropriate:

 

[Bagumbawalla]

Staircase wit

As you're heading up the stairs to bed at the end of day, suddenly it comes to you, the perfect response to
Something that happened earlier in the day- unfortunately a bit too late.

Chris Rock just sort of shrugged off the notorious slap and went on with business.
But what should he have said- something actually funny.

I will start:

Slap!

Chris Rock, "Hey! That's not right. Did you take a number, did you?
Well, get back to your seat and wait your turn.

More?

 

[Ronaldo]

Staircase wit

As you're heading up the stairs to bed at the end of day, suddenly it comes to you, the perfect response to
Something that happened earlier in the day- unfortunately a bit too late.

Chris Rock just sort of shrugged off the notorious slap and went on with business.
But what should he have said- something actually funny.

I will start:

Slap!

Chris Rock, "Hey! That's not right. Did you take a number, did you?
Well, get back to your seat and wait your turn.

More?

Thanx!

 

[stringertom]

Staircase wit

As you're heading up the stairs to bed at the end of day, suddenly it comes to you, the perfect response to
Something that happened earlier in the day- unfortunately a bit too late.

Chris Rock just sort of shrugged off the notorious slap and went on with business.
But what should he have said- something actually funny.

I will start:

Slap!

Chris Rock, "Hey! That's not right. Did you take a number, did you?
Well, get back to your seat and wait your turn.

More?

“Damn! If only I had beat out Chris Tucker for the Carter role in Rush Hour I could have learned self defense from Jackie Chan!”

 

[Bagumbawalla]

Ok, a couple more-

Slap!

Chris "I'm OK, I'm Ok, but just to play it safe, is there a doctor in the house (pause)
OK then... anybody played a doctor in a major role, or a psychiatrist, We may need one of those too."

Slap!

Chris looks dumbfounded, "Whoa, whoa, overacting alert. I think I just felt Stanislavsky
roll over in his grave."

Slap!

Chris- "Wow, I'm speechless. Where is Billy Crystal when you need him?"

 

[Bartelby]

The Academy forced Liza Minelli into a wheelchair when she wanted to be presented in a director's chair to hide her infirmity.

 

[stringertom]

Ok, a couple more-

Slap!

Chris "I'm OK, I'm Ok, but just to play it safe, is there a doctor in the house (pause)
OK then... anybody played a doctor in a major role, or a psychiatrist, We may need one of those too."

Slap!

Chris looks dumbfounded, "Whoa, whoa, overacting alert. I think I just felt Stanislavsky
roll over in his grave."

Slap!

Chris- "Wow, I'm speechless. Where is Billy Crystal when you need him?"

[slap]

CR: “Wow! I’m sorry but Michael Mann got robbed for Best Director on Ali because he actually made you look like you had a punch, Will.”

 

[Harry_Wild]

 

[Bagumbawalla]

Slap...

 

[Harry_Wild]

Slap...

Now I approve the 10 year Oscar suspension!

 

[Sudacafan]

Is Will Smith retiring or not?

 

[stringertom]

Elon Musk likes to invest in risky business ventures like social platforms; maybe he bankrolls a Will Smith biopic about The Stale Prince.

 

[Ronaldo]

Is Will Smith retiring or not?

Retiring to Shangri-La, or Mar-a-lago.