this thread cracks me up! may i suggest, you take up golf, it is better for all involved if you are the lesser one.
riding in the golf cart a few weeks ago, i was about to scream i was so bored! finally, i said, hand me that club and i started hitting.
i've sat thru enough golf lessons of my kids to know a few things, and much as they don't want to hear it, there are some similarities. and there is some commmon sense involved. a: you can get a decent score if you don't kill the shot off of the tee, just straight. b: putting is where the heroes are
as one in four shots in general is off the tee...like a big serve, if that's all you got, then it ain't enough...in doubles it is one in four games, and if that serve dares to be returned, well the odds reduce dramaticallly!
i hit a few balls, and oh, how they all loved mommy being the underdog. they all helped me and felt so superiour...even my 11 year old. it put the whole family dynamics in a great spot...and i don't mind being the loser (in golf)! and, let's just say, the hubby really likes to be on top...pun intended. (sorry!)
funny thread!