This shrieking is evolving...!

Baxter

Professional
"It sounds like "Ah sh**!" to me. They should slap her with an obscenity violation and shut her up. It ridiculous. Sometimes it was at the top of her lungs.
 

adventure

Banned
This is why it's so hard for women's tennis to regain credibility now that interest is flagging.

You have jova, a young player who's rising in the rankings. On top of that, she is a very pretty girl.

But her ridiculous shriek, and the lack of composure, is no fun to watch.

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Then you have the established champion, too arrogant to meet her opponent at the center of the court, instead walking off with disdain. Then, shoulder bumping her in her rush to lob some balls out to fans so she can get out of there.

I'd like to support the game, but I can get why some (an increasing number at that) say that women's tennis sucks.
 
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15_ounce

Guest
She got a crush on Usher... so she kept calling his name :


ASHAAAH.. ASHAAAAAH...
 
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15_ounce

Guest
There are so many ways to shriek:

AH - HEEE, WAK - HEE

WHOOP PEE, WHOOP PEEE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

UUUUUH UUUUUH

AAAHSHHHA AAAAAHSHHHAA

HU' EH HU' EH

HAAA' AAAAH HAAA' AAAAH
 

Buffster

Rookie
I agree, this is getting out of hand and actions should follow imo. It's just not possible for me to watch a women's game without having a migraine afterwards. When it comes to the men's side, I'm also getting sick and tired of the ones who need a towel after EVERY point. I mean come on, after a 30 stroke rally I can image, but even after aceing?
 

SLD76

G.O.A.T.
yeah, i said to my friend last night "wtf...is she sneezing???"


sigh...i love you monica, but look what you have wrought in tennis.
 

SLD76

G.O.A.T.
(Worse than Sharapova? I think Sharapova is the most likely tennis player to be hurt by a fan, because the noise she makes is by far the most bothersome)

sharapova screams like she is being violated, stabbed and shot at the same time.


Schiavone screams like she has hernia and is carring 100lbs by her balzac.
 

spiderman123

Professional
There are so many ways to shriek:

AH - HEEE, WAK - HEE

WHOOP PEE, WHOOP PEEE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

UUUUUH UUUUUH

AAAHSHHHA AAAAAHSHHHAA

HU' EH HU' EH

HAAA' AAAAH HAAA' AAAAH

One of them should shriek "SCOOBY DOOBY DOO"
Or
"MISKA"
"MOUSA"
"MICKEYYYYY MOUSE"

Make people laugh so much that umpire has to give you a warning. Then complain why others don't get warned.
 
Schiavone when she serves sounds like she drops an F bomb and then says "hee"

Still, she is the best women's player to watch, awesome game overall besides the mental cramps she sometimes get (double faults in first USO match this year wow) and some Monfils-like hot dogging at times.
 

SirGounder

Hall of Fame
Schiavone when she serves sounds like she drops an F bomb and then says "hee"

Yeah she's got an interesting one. I find it pretty annoying. Oddly enough I don't find most shrieking annoying. Then again I normally watch w/ no sound if I watch WTA at all.
 

spiderman123

Professional
Yeah she's got an interesting one. I find it pretty annoying. Oddly enough I don't find most shrieking annoying. Then again I normally watch w/ no sound if I watch WTA at all.

See how bad it is. You are annoyed by some shrieking even with the TV on mute.
 

cknobman

Legend
They need to hurry up and get past of all these weird sneeze-hernia-sex-violoated sounds and evolve into some Street Fighter stuff like:

Hadouken!!!!!!!!

At least then I can pretend its a video game :)
 
They need to hurry up and get past of all these weird sneeze-hernia-sex-violoated sounds and evolve into some Street Fighter stuff like:

Hadouken!!!!!!!!

At least then I can pretend its a video game :)

They might as well right? Most WTA players play like Top Spin characters anyway.
 
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Deleted member 743561

Guest
lol. Perhaps they see the absurdity at least. Using the stage as a platform to stretch the vocal range, to expand the repertoire.
 
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