When your neighbor buys a Lamborghini?

[travlerajm]

I live in a modest condo unit in the city. Mostly small 1-bedroom units with lake view. Parking underneath in garage. Trolls live under the nearby freeway underpass, and car prowlers target our garage at least once a month.

Guy with the parking spot behind me and orthogonal to mine keeps switching cars. When he goes big and buys a large truck, there’s not much room for me to back out. I have to be careful to back out at an angle.

Brand new car switch often.

This time he went with a shiny black Lambo. I’ve seen him a few times. He usually wears muscle shirts, and sometimes has his Insta influencer blond gal with him.

The car doesn’t seem to fit the scene. I’m concerned my wife, who’s not the best maneuverer in garages, will back out carelessly and scratch it. What should I do?

 

[smoledman]

Is this a Wojak meme? Chad always has a Lambo and is flaunting it Wojak's face.

 

[Poisoned Slice]

Tell him your 1978 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham will smoke it.

 

[Sentinel]

Trolls live under the nearby freeway underpass

Do you mean homeless people?

 

[vokazu]

AI car for the wifi

 

[Crocodile]

Negotiate with him and explain your situation.

 

[milk of amnesia]

Let your wife smash into the car. If this A-hole spent $$$$$ on a car instead of using it to save the world it's the least she could do.

 

[mmk]

Don't be in the garage when he gets in a shootout with his drug rivals

 

[onehandbh]

Challenge him to a 0-60 drag race. Loser has to sell his vehicle and replace it with a moped.
One one rule. Both vehicles must tow a 20,000 lbs trailer during the race.

Before the race, trade your car in for a 2023 Ford F-250 Super Duty truck.

 

[happyandbob]

I live in a modest condo unit in the city. Mostly small 1-bedroom units with lake view. Parking underneath in garage. Trolls live under the nearby freeway underpass, and car prowlers target our garage at least once a month.

Guy with the parking spot behind me and orthogonal to mine keeps switching cars. When he goes big and buys a large truck, there’s not much room for me to back out. I have to be careful to back out at an angle.

Brand new car switch often.

This time he went with a shiny black Lambo. I’ve seen him a few times. He usually wears muscle shirts, and sometimes has his Insta influencer blond gal with him.

The car doesn’t seem to fit the scene. I’m concerned my wife, who’s not the best maneuverer in garages, will back out carelessly and scratch it. What should I do?

get Keyshawn Johnson to move in next door

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[Sudacafan]

By now, you should have realized that he may be running some illegal business.
Next thing to do, is either call the police or pretend nothing is going on.

 

[travlerajm]

Do you mean homeless people?

No. They have comfortable homes with mattresses, sofas, TV sets, and bicycles under the freeway that passes behind my condo. And they have free access to my garage and mailroom.

 

[GAS]

Any issues with monkeys though? Lots of people on this forum have issues with monkeys.

 

[travlerajm]

Any issues with monkeys though? Lots of people on this forum have issues with monkeys.

Yes, but most people already know I got attacked and bitten on the shin by a moody female orangutan in eastern Sabah. I survived.

 

[LuckyR]

Anyone who drives a Lambo but lives in a condo, has way more money than sense, take that into account.

 

[sportsfan1]

reverse park your car.

 

[travlerajm]

reverse park your car.

You think my wife can do that?

 

[sportsfan1]

You think my wife can do that?

I'm thinking you can for her so she can drive straight out, but if logistics prevent that, then a car with automatic parking would help.
What does she do now if she needs to parallel park?

 

[travlerajm]

I'm thinking you can for her so she can drive straight out, but if logistics prevent that, then a car with automatic parking would help.
What does she do now if she needs to parallel park?

She would never attempt to parallel park unless I’m there to do it for her.. She would rather pay an extra $20 to park in a garage.

 

[Sudacafan]

You think my wife can do that?

Hire a chauffeur or valet parker.

 

[Bagumbawalla]

I live in what I would describe as a Toyota/Honda neighborhood.
The park where I walk my dog was wet from a heavy rain, so I diverted my walk down
the sidewalks letting the dog choose her way. Maybe 1,000 feet from my house in
one driveway I saw a Lamborghini sports car, a Mercedes sedan, a Porsche SUV, and a Ford pickup.
The value of the 4, I estimate as more than the home, itself.

 

[travlerajm]

Hire a chauffeur or valet parker.

That gives me an idea. Maybe I can re-purpose my trolls from the underpass down the street?

 

[GAS]

Curb Your Enthusiasm: The Lost Tapes

 

[Sudacafan]

That gives me an idea. Maybe I can re-purpose my trolls from the underpass down the street?

I never heard about re-purposable trolls.
At least, at the TTW level.

 

[Sudacafan]

When your neighbor buys a Lamborghini?

You should buy a Ferrari.

 

[onehandbh]

Trolls live under the nearby freeway underpass, and car prowlers target our garage at least once a month.

The only troll I can think of in your city that lives under a freeway/road underpass is one that is larger than a car and immobile.
I actually kind of like it and took a photo with it a few years ago.

 

[tennis3]

When your neighbor buys a Lamborghini?​

You need to pretend your face is a Maserati

 

[Sentinel]

I live in what I would describe as a Toyota/Honda neighborhood.
The park where I walk my dog was wet from a heavy rain, so I diverted my walk down
the sidewalks letting the dog choose her way. Maybe 1,000 feet from my house in
one driveway I saw a Lamborghini sports car, a Mercedes sedan, a Porsche SUV, and a Ford pickup.
The value of the 4, I estimate as more than the home, itself.

Hey, i didn't know you lived close by!

But please don't mention the Ford Pickup publically. That's a poor relative visiting us who believes in buying American. Very embarrassing.

 

[socallefty]

Isn’t it weird to live in a big city and drive a car when traffic is so bad? Cars are OK at the country mansion, mountain lodge and lake house on the weekends. Just go around in a helicopter in the city like normal people.

 

[onehandbh]

Isn’t it weird to live in a big city and drive a car when traffic is so bad? Cars are OK at the country mansion, mountain lodge and lake house on the weekends. Just go around in a helicopter in the city like normal people.

Helicopters are one of the most dangerous modes of transportation.

A pogo stick might be safer.

 

[Vcore89]

When your neighbor buys a Lamborghini?

You should buy a Ferrari.

No love for Maserati?

 

[vokazu]

When your neighbor buys a Lamborghini?​

Call Hank Schrader and ask your neighbour if he is a Chemistry teacher.

 

[Vcore89]

When your neighbor buys a Lamborghini?​

Call Hank Schrader and ask your neighbour if he is a Chemistry teacher.

Huge BB fan huh?

 

[socallefty]

Helicopters are one of the most dangerous modes of transportation.

A pogo stick might be safer.

Cars are about 8-10 times more dangerous than helicopters.

Are helicopters dangerous? A comparison with planes, trains and cars - The Points Guy

The answer, based on a TPG analysis of a decade of safety data: Like almost every other mode of transportation, flying in a helicopter is considerably more dangerous than airline travel. But it’s far safer than riding in a car.

thepointsguy.com

You just read about every plane or helicopter crash while no one reports on car accidents because they are so common.

 

[travlerajm]

Cars are about 8-10 times more dangerous than helicopters.

Are helicopters dangerous? A comparison with planes, trains and cars - The Points Guy

The answer, based on a TPG analysis of a decade of safety data: Like almost every other mode of transportation, flying in a helicopter is considerably more dangerous than airline travel. But it’s far safer than riding in a car.

thepointsguy.com

You just read about every plane or helicopter crash while no one reports on car accidents because they are so common.

Car accidents are more common only because there are so many idiots behind the wheel.

Being a helicopter pilot has stricter requirements. Maybe not quite as strict as being a London Uber driver, but close.

 

[sureshs]

I live in a modest condo unit in the city. Mostly small 1-bedroom units with lake view. Parking underneath in garage. Trolls live under the nearby freeway underpass, and car prowlers target our garage at least once a month.

Guy with the parking spot behind me and orthogonal to mine keeps switching cars. When he goes big and buys a large truck, there’s not much room for me to back out. I have to be careful to back out at an angle.

Brand new car switch often.

This time he went with a shiny black Lambo. I’ve seen him a few times. He usually wears muscle shirts, and sometimes has his Insta influencer blond gal with him.

The car doesn’t seem to fit the scene. I’m concerned my wife, who’s not the best maneuverer in garages, will back out carelessly and scratch it. What should I do?

You have the means to buy a luxurious SFR. Move.

 

[sureshs]

Cars are about 8-10 times more dangerous than helicopters.

Are helicopters dangerous? A comparison with planes, trains and cars - The Points Guy

The answer, based on a TPG analysis of a decade of safety data: Like almost every other mode of transportation, flying in a helicopter is considerably more dangerous than airline travel. But it’s far safer than riding in a car.

thepointsguy.com

You just read about every plane or helicopter crash while no one reports on car accidents because they are so common.

Cars face more traffic than helicopters

 

[sureshs]

I live in what I would describe as a Toyota/Honda neighborhood.
The park where I walk my dog was wet from a heavy rain, so I diverted my walk down
the sidewalks letting the dog choose her way. Maybe 1,000 feet from my house in
one driveway I saw a Lamborghini sports car, a Mercedes sedan, a Porsche SUV, and a Ford pickup.
The value of the 4, I estimate as more than the home, itself.

The three cars belonged to visitors, and the Ford owner was the plumber who was repairing the toilet.

 

[sureshs]

Challenge him to a 0-60 drag race.

I did not hear OP saying the neighbor was non-binary.

 

[BenC]

When your neighbor buys a Lamborghini?

You should buy a Ferrari.

that you?

 

[onehandbh]

Cars are about 8-10 times more dangerous than helicopters.

Are helicopters dangerous? A comparison with planes, trains and cars - The Points Guy

The answer, based on a TPG analysis of a decade of safety data: Like almost every other mode of transportation, flying in a helicopter is considerably more dangerous than airline travel. But it’s far safer than riding in a car.

thepointsguy.com

You just read about every plane or helicopter crash while no one reports on car accidents because they are so common.

Compared to all cars being driven, yes. Helicopters are safer statistically, but much worse than airlines.
I wonder what the accident rate is for Lamborghinis vs say, a Tesla.

 

[Sentinel]

The three cars belonged to visitors, and the Ford owner was the plumber who was repairing the toilet.

So you visited his neighbour?
Wow.

 

[vokazu]

Sell your car and buy a new one that can park on its own.

 

[travlerajm]

Update.
Saw him in the elevator today. He’s very thoroughly tattooed on both extra-developed arms.

Doesn’t come across as the athlete type. More like the kid that got bullied in high school for being the runt and then decided get on the juice as an adult to bulk up and get revenge on the world.

But seemed friendly today.

 

[onehandbh]

Update.
Saw him in the elevator today. He’s very thoroughly tattooed on both extra-developed arms.

Doesn’t come across as the athlete type. More like the kid that got bullied in high school for being the runt and then decided get on the juice as an adult to bulk up and get revenge on the world.

But seemed friendly today.

He is on a juice fast.

Or is he wanting to go fast because he is juicing?

 

[Azure]

The three cars belonged to visitors, and the Ford owner was the plumber who was repairing the toilet.

Wow repairing stall 2 helped this dude buy a brand new car? Not bad.

 

[vokazu]

A Yellow Lamborghini, Gangs and a Vendetta: The Downfall of the "Number One Builder on Earth"

Toplace director Jean Nassif says he'll fix dodgy Sydney buildings if police drop warrant​

The estranged wife of fugitive property developer Jean Nassif says she was humiliated and distressed when her famous yellow Lamborghini was repossessed while she shopped at Coles supermarket.

Nassif's wife said she and her three kids were left stranded at a suburban shopping centre when the infamous $480,000 Lamborghini was repossessed.

It was seized from the carpark at the Rhodes shopping centre in Sydney's inner west as part of an effort by administrators to recoup Nassif's assets to pay back creditors.

'I was in Coles at Rhodes shopping centre...we go back to where I parked it, and it’s gone,' she told the Daily Telegraph.

'The kids were crying and trying to help me find it. I called security and they checked the cameras (in the carpark) and could see a guy taking it.'

Toplace administrators dVT have acknowledged they repossessed the vehicle and have since sold it to raise funds for creditors.

'Congratulations Mrs Nassif': Nissy Nassif and her yellow Lamborghini.(Supplied: Instagram)

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[jhick]

Do you mean homeless people?

I think he's referring to these trolls.