FuriousYellow
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After that episode with the talking belly button, how many of you were walking around saying, "Hellllooooooo"?
The "Seinfeld" Club
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fantom
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"Pick out anything in this room and I'll lift it right over my head."
fantom
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That guy was absolutely hilarious.
"Let me tell you something, funny boy... You know that little stamp? The one that says New York Public Library? Well, that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole helluva lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before -- flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking... Why's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me.... Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world. What about that kid, sitting down, opening a book right now in a branch of the local library and finding pictures of pee-pees and wee-wees in The Cat in the Hat and The Five Chinese Brothers. Doesn't he deserve better? Look, if you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped. Or maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld... Maybe that's how you get your kicks... You and your goodtime buddies... I've got a flash for you, joy boy. Partytime is over."
- Lt. Bookman, in "The Library"
bluegrasser
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The one where George is sleeping under his desk, hiding etc is timeless, really so many - the raincoat episode was classic. Part of my childhood was growing up in New York & they really have the typical New Yorker pegged pretty well. I knew many George' etc.
FuriousYellow
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LOL. That got me thinking of Steinbrenner trying to remember the lyrics to Pat Benetar's "Heartbreaker".
"Heartbreaker, love-taker, Brubaker, run this prison like a man."
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This was one of my favorite parts from that episode, besides the Moyle...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSYkovYuyhE
Kramer: "George, you got room in the car for the pigman, eh?"
George: "The pigman can take the bus."
Kramer: "George, if the pigman had a car, he'd give YOU a ride."
George: "How do you know?! What if the pigman had a two-seater?"
Kramer: "Be realistic, George..."
pabletion
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Festivus is a miraculous time indeed.....
Miracle #1;
Sleazy Guy: Hello again, Miss Benes.
Elaine Benes: What are you doing here?
Sleazy Guy: Damndest thing. Me and Charlie were calling to ask you out, and, uh, we got this bagel place.
Cosmo Kramer: I told them I was just about to see you. It's a Festivus Miracle!
Miracle #2;
Gwen: Jerry!
Jerry Seinfeld: Gwen! How did you know I was here?
Gwen: Kramer told me!
Cosmo Kramer: Another Festivus Miracle!!
Jerry Seinfeld: (gives Kramer a murderous glare)
Miracle #1;
Sleazy Guy: Hello again, Miss Benes.
Elaine Benes: What are you doing here?
Sleazy Guy: Damndest thing. Me and Charlie were calling to ask you out, and, uh, we got this bagel place.
Cosmo Kramer: I told them I was just about to see you. It's a Festivus Miracle!
Miracle #2;
Gwen: Jerry!
Jerry Seinfeld: Gwen! How did you know I was here?
Gwen: Kramer told me!
Cosmo Kramer: Another Festivus Miracle!!
Jerry Seinfeld: (gives Kramer a murderous glare)
Azzurri
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Happy Festivus everybody!!!
How come no ones mentioned Frank C.? One of my absolute favorite characters.
Serenity now!
maverick66
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kimbahpnam
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yea he got quite a few mentions...he eats horse all the time. jerry even talked to him too
FuriousYellow
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It's time for the feats of strength.
Azzurri
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Azzurri
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mama sitta!!!!!!!!!!!
(not sure I spelled sitta correctly. one of kramer's verbiages towards a hot woman.)
Azzurri
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I remember way back before the show ended that people kept asking Jerry if Bob will show up and also larry david in a more prominant role.
kimbahpnam
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i like the calzone episode
pabletion
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I always thought the writing for The Gum episode with Lloyd Braun was genius. Just how the plot intertwined.
ATTENDANT: Are you outta your mind?
Hearing this, Kramer dashes over.
KRAMER: Wh...wh...wh... what's the problem here?
ATTENDANT: This hotdog's been here since the silent era. You'd have to be insane to eat it.
KRAMER: No, no, no, no, no. This man is not insane. Now there's nothing wrong with it or you.
LLOYD: Kramer, maybe...
KRAMER: No, no, no, no. I'll show you. (slams a bill down on the counter) One hotdog please.
ATTENDANT: Are you outta your mind?
Hearing this, Kramer dashes over.
KRAMER: Wh...wh...wh... what's the problem here?
ATTENDANT: This hotdog's been here since the silent era. You'd have to be insane to eat it.
KRAMER: No, no, no, no, no. This man is not insane. Now there's nothing wrong with it or you.
LLOYD: Kramer, maybe...
KRAMER: No, no, no, no. I'll show you. (slams a bill down on the counter) One hotdog please.
bluegrasser
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vkartikv
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How much more prominent can LD get?
It is good cape weather.
George: What was my father doing with a man in a cape? What was a man in a cape doing with my father?????
Frank Costanza: You want a divorce, you got one!
vkartikv
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I don't mean to hijack things here but this is my fav. show of all time - I watch at least 3 episodes before going to bed every night. I can't name any fav. episodes but fav. characters (other than the main 4):
Newman
Puddy
Jackie Chiles
Sue Ellen Mishky
Babu Bhatt
Bob Saccamano (never shows up but is often mentioned by Kramer in hilarious situations)
Peterman
Banya
Frank and Estelle Costanza
LD (as Steinbrenner)
Newman
Puddy
Jackie Chiles
Sue Ellen Mishky
Babu Bhatt
Bob Saccamano (never shows up but is often mentioned by Kramer in hilarious situations)
Peterman
Banya
Frank and Estelle Costanza
LD (as Steinbrenner)
Azzurri
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How much more prominent can LD get?
It is good cape weather.
Maybe he shows up with some speaking lines or has some kind of "issue" with George..something. I had no clue that was LD in that episode. I knew he was the voice of GS, but it was years later I found out what he looked like.
Azzurri
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LOVED Banya. "soup is not a meal, Jerry" "That's gold Jerry, gold!"
pabletion
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He also appeared in the episode where they renovate that old theater, the one with Mr. Haharwood? Where Kramer makes george dress like King Somebody? Larry David was the man in the magazine stand that refuses to accept a bill from George that has lipstick painted on.
AWESOME!!
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KRAMER: Mmmmm, doesn't that smell good?
KRAMER: Mmm, this is a perfectly sane food to eat!
KRAMER: Ummm, interesting texture.
(gags)
KRAMER: I gotta get some air...
(goes outside to puke)
Totally hilarious!
FuriousYellow
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[FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica]Oh, Noooo, I'm so sorry. It's the MOOPS. The correct answer is, The MOOPS[/FONT]
kimbahpnam
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that's one of my favorite lines.
FuriousYellow
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That's the one where Elaine took over the company. And it was all thanks to Kramer helping her find her katra the same way he used his to dominate the dojo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t8xwpW8gJQ
kimbahpnam
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Azzurri
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I know I heard that line..but I just can't picture who said it.
vkartikv
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puddy, when he's wearing the fur coat which kramer mistakes for a bear.
vkartikv
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george, in 'the bizzaro world' ('m guessing??)
wait. its when jerry dates this girl on her b'day. right?
Sup2Dresq
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When Kramer gets a replacement hat (made of rat hair) for elaine, and when Seinfeld says "no one takes it literally.. like saying you are hungry enough to eat a horse".. apparently Saccamanno eats horse!
Azzurri
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when George was in the hospital bed. Kramer told him he better get out. His buddy Bob Sacamano had a hernia operation and he now sits in a corner "Hi, I'm Bob" (in a very high voice).
vkartikv
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Nope, that's jay reimenschneider.
vkartikv
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that's my fav.! also when kramer sold his stories to peterman, he talks about returning the very pants he was wearing. he mentions bob saccamanno there. also, when seinfeld wants to get the wizard (tip calculators), kramer says bob can get them for cheap.
