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http://m.digitalspy.com/gaming/news/a529289/wii-sports-club-advert-with-steffi-graf-andre-agassi.html This made me laugh:)

There once was a 5 year-old boy. His name was Little Timmy. At his age it is time for him to attend kindergarten school. But young Timmy didn't want to go to school, and refused to his mother. In reply, little Timmy's mom said, "I'll tell you what. If you get straight A's in your classes each...

So, as everyone knows, two different species (flavors) of cheerios cannot mate, right? That is, if one is honey-nut and another is blueberry, they cannot mate. Anyway, there is this one normal cheerio that is in love with a blueberry cheerio. Unfortunately, he cannot mate with her. He can't even...

IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH IN MY LIfE

Lol that's pretty good!

My girlfreind was watching me play, so I was trying to show off, the guy hits a lob after forcing me to the net, I tried to smash it over my head, and this happened! The crowd laughed at me as I turned around everywhere looking for it, my face turning red. I assumed I lost the point, thus me...

Wow man I didn't start at 50! I started at 10 and added 5 every month and stopped adding at 50! You'd have to be an idiot to do all that so suddenly!

Thanks a lot man!

Oh wow I have a bad memory! And it's not a joke....

Well I only use the training weights while practicing and stuff, not during a game when I would need to move fast. My joints feel pretty fine so...

There's no video.

I wanna know if I'm wastin my energy

I usually wear 50 pound training weights to practice recently, so I can move faster when I take em off, what's your opinion on how well they really work

Guess that means a freind of mine can't play anymore. One of the best I've ever seen, but when we played the best team in the whole entire state, we brought a punching bag so he didnt vent his anger on the other team.

Pretty much. I can be good at volleys, but I'm near sites in one eye and far sighted in the other. I only see the ball for like five seconds as it shoots right past my head. I broke my glasses btw.

Short balls yeah. It only really happens against one person, cause his strategy is too like barely hit it over he net. Sometimes he decides to be a jerk and lob, since he knows I'm so badly coordinated and have crappy vision ill trip.

You kiddin me? I eat KFC right before all my matches! And actually, everyone but me in my famiree has diabetes. In hindsight I really should stop this. Lol

I posted this on a health and fitness thread, but I take a two liter bottle of sprite and chug it all down when we switch sides. Then belch in their face. Yell come on when they double fault

Ah okie dokie then

So my backhand slice is just fine but my forehand slice always moonballs! Is here something I'm doing wrong? Or my raquet is pretty powerful, could that be it? I doubt it though.

Believe it or not I usually do better with the sloshing!

I'm always in no mans land. If I notice I just subconsciously go back later. I lost a game today for that! (And because I hate doubles but that's something else) what do I do?

Lol, as stupid as it is its true. Okay. Thanks!

Thank you!

Oh, well I love to play tennis, but you couldn't pay me to just sit down and watch it! And guys I don want to use these to mess him up, I'm just an annoying person in general!

Umm, what?

Sometimes when changing sides I chug a whole 2 liter bottle of soda and then belch in their face.:twisted:

Every time we switch sides or in between sets, I take a two liter bottle of soda and chug the whole thing down. ( often resulting in large belches that annoy my opponents to no end)

Hey. So let use this thread to post hilarious ways to tick an opponent off! Ex: bouncing the ball one billion times before serves, stopping them from serving to tie tour shoesect. Anyone know any?