Bad Gasquet Jokes

[raftermania]

Q: What is Richard Gasquet's favorite part of the fish to eat?






















A: The "Gilles"

"Hi, my name is Dickie Roberts - I
mean Dick Gasquet, what's yours?



Q: What does Dick do after hitting three consecutive double faults????



A: He blows a "gasquet"


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Q: Who did raftermania say he had a better backhand than?



A: Dick Gasquet

"What a joke, check out my backhand guys, it's way better
than that pathetic Patrick Rafter wannabe."

Q: Why didn't Dick buy his girlfriend that 20 carrot diamond ring?



A: Because of lacoste


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Q: What makes Gasquet a better player than his rival, Rafael Nadal?



A: He doesn't wear Capri pants.


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Q: Who is Dick's personal ass-kisser?






















???????????



























A: You guessed it......... twistserve ; )

"HEY RAFTARMANIA DON'T PICK ON MY NUMBER ONE
GREATEST SUPER FAN! I PAID HIM FIFTY BUCKS TO
TROLL THE TW BOARDS TO PROMOTE GASQUETMANIA!!!
RAFTERMANIA IS OVER MAN! GET WITH THE TIMES,
I'M THE GREATEST PLAYER OF ALL TIME!!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Q: Who knows better Gasquet jokes?


A: You do, so let's hear them (I'm not joking)



*if you didn't get the gilles joke, check out gasquet's draw - if you did get it, then confabulations you've passed the second step of GFA (Gasquet Fans Annonymous)

 

[Polaris]

Gasquet jokes.

I got the Gilles joke after Mulling over it awhile, but here is a better one (after a lot of editing):

Q: Why is Dick Gasquet hitting a two-hander in one of the above photos?
A: Because Andy Murray stole his one-hander.

 

[Grimjack]

I'd like to commend you on the accuracy of the thread title.

 

[thejackal]

Q: What does Raftermania do when he's got too much time on his hands?

















A: Makes bad jokes about Gasquet while putting pictures of Murray all over the place

 

[TennisD]

Way to go smartguy, you put pictures of the wrong player up.

How clever of you...

 

[Noelle]

Hey! Isn't that Andy Murray?

 

[Andy Hewitt]

Hey! Isn't that Andy Murray?

The last one is.

 

[ambro]

All of them are.

 

[TwistServe]

Is raftermania a guy or girl? I thought it was a chica.. ???

 

[Frodo Baggins]

please No more jokes about Baby G..That was Horrible...I love Baby G always will!!!! so no more bad jokes or puns plzzz ty..

 

[VashTheStampede]

lol Nice try, buy yeah those pics are of Andrew Murray. Maybe you can edit the post and change them with Gasquet's.

 

[raftermania]

They were intentionally Andy Murray pics to see if I could throw some people off, looks like it worked For those of you who figured out they were not, congratulations you passed the first step of GFA.

Frodo, as long as he is referred to as "baby g" he will always be made fun of!

 

[raftermania]

Good jokes so far Polaris and Jackal. Grimjack, I'm an honest kind of guy.

Remember it's not how good you can make the jokes, but how bad!

 

[VashTheStampede]

They were intentionally Andy Murray pics to see if I could throw some people off, looks like it worked For those of you who figured out they were not, congratulations you passed the first step of GFA.

Frodo, as long as he is referred to as "baby g" he will always be made fun of!

Yeah I knew you weren't that dumb of a tennis fan. Nice job throwing people off though. LOL at the baby g comment.

 

[raftermania]

I got the Gilles joke after Mulling over it awhile, but here is a better one (after a lot of editing):

Q: Why is Dick Gasquet hitting a two-hander in one of the above photos?
A: Because Andy Murray stole his one-hander.

oh! just got the Mulling pun after a second glance around. Good one.

Vash, you know I'm smarter than that! For those still clueless, yes I know Gasquet doesn't use a two-handed backhand.