Critique my tennis outfit.
- Thread starter norcal
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sapient007
Semi-Pro
2.0.. maybe 2.5 at best...
AlpineCadet
Hall of Fame
Someone should tell heycal to put some clothing back on. :lol:
Doc Hollidae
Hall of Fame
When I saw the title of this thread, I was automatically going to skip over it. Then I saw that norcal started the thread.
Once again norcal fails to disappoint. Hilarious pic. The guy's lower body is huge compared to his upper body.
Once again norcal fails to disappoint. Hilarious pic. The guy's lower body is huge compared to his upper body.
Kaptain Karl
Hall Of Fame
Wow!
After several months I cannot help forming a mental image of what some TT-ers look like. You don't look *at all* like I pictured you, norcal. (I guess those wetsuits really have a lot of padding in them....)
That's a road cyclist's build if I ever saw one.
Oh, yeah. [Remembering the topic.] Cute headband.
- KK
After several months I cannot help forming a mental image of what some TT-ers look like. You don't look *at all* like I pictured you, norcal. (I guess those wetsuits really have a lot of padding in them....)
That's a road cyclist's build if I ever saw one.
Oh, yeah. [Remembering the topic.] Cute headband.
- KK
Docalex007
Hall of Fame
Hey Norcal, are you telling me you're so vain you went over and asked the stranger taking this picture to give you a copy?
Ah I see you've cleared up that this is not you. I'd feel a bit uncomfortable if I had some surfer dude guy taking pics of me half naked playing tennis.
Ah I see you've cleared up that this is not you. I'd feel a bit uncomfortable if I had some surfer dude guy taking pics of me half naked playing tennis.
AmericanTemplar
Professional
Nice one! I always want to get pictures on my cell phone but it makes a noise simulating a real camera that would probably give me away.
The other day I saw an extremely unconvincing tranny with spring-soled sandals--like Teva's with a spring high-heel. To make matters worse, "she" was drawing unnecessary attention to them having painted "her" toenails red. That shot could have won me a Pulitzer.
The other day I saw an extremely unconvincing tranny with spring-soled sandals--like Teva's with a spring high-heel. To make matters worse, "she" was drawing unnecessary attention to them having painted "her" toenails red. That shot could have won me a Pulitzer.
Someone should teach SpaceCadet to read.
ilovecarlos
Professional
Emmmmm....we have the same shorts:shock: But I would never dream of wearing orange shoes with pink shorts...but then again, that's just me
:shock: But I would never dream of wearing orange shoes with pink shorts...but then again, that's just me
AlpineCadet
Hall of Fame
LOL, what makes you think I misread the OP's name?
tennisplayer1981
Rookie
Who wears short shorts?
princess bossass
Semi-Pro
You reds clash slightly. Otherwise, two thumbs up!;-)
ROFLingpanda
New User
that's hawt.
That guy on the picture must like being called princess by his friends. By the way is that really heycal or are you joking?
SupineCadet can't read. That's allegedly the poster known as Norcal, not moi.
And I only wear white on the courts, remember?
AlpineCadet
Hall of Fame
We all know who that actually is, heycal. :lol: No worries.
norcal
Legend
Yes, Piedmont is very close to Berkeley. A co-worker told me he saw the same guy dancing outside of Whole Foods (same outfit) the other day. Apparently he likes attention, so maybe I didn't have to sneak my photo of him.
Oh and to clear up any controversy...I could get away with wearing his outfit...but I like black.
goober
Legend
ok here's my critique:
Your red shoes clash with your pink outfit. You should have went with pink or maybe black. Ankle length socks are just not happening with this style. Go with no shows.
To complete the look accessorize. The pink headband is a good start. Add pink wristbands. An ankle bracelet or gold chain around your neck could be a nice touch.
LOL
ilovecarlos
Professional
ilovecarlos
Professional
Goober, a fashion critic....who would have guessed?
A Metrosexual????
A Metrosexual????
goober
Legend
nah I am just spouting off random stuff trying to sound like a fashion critic.:twisted: I am definitely not one of the better dressed people on the courts.
A speedo would give more freedom of movement without revealing much more skin... and they come in a wide array of colors these days - maybe even to match those shoes!
My only other critique is that this person is headed for a mid-life hunchback if he doesn't improve his posture. Strong legs and wimpy shoulders = strange combination!
My only other critique is that this person is headed for a mid-life hunchback if he doesn't improve his posture. Strong legs and wimpy shoulders = strange combination!
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shwetty[tennis]balls
Rookie
The shorts are still too big. Oh yeah, and an insane mullet would really put the cherry on top!
goober
Legend
I am not sure why you are posting this here but whatever
LOL- yah nice try Feddie. Sure I started 4-5 accounts some dating back to 2004 and have many thousands of posts of different subjects just for the heck of it. Then when you started the Stanford thread last year I decided to converge on the thread to attack you from multiple angles with all my different accounts. I am glad you are grounded in reality
LOL- yah nice try Feddie. Sure I started 4-5 accounts some dating back to 2004 and have many thousands of posts of different subjects just for the heck of it. Then when you started the Stanford thread last year I decided to converge on the thread to attack you from multiple angles with all my different accounts. I am glad you are grounded in reality
Dedans Penthouse
Legend
Hot?.......not.
'Pink Lady' is one tank top short of "Mr. Man Boobs" himself:
Richard Simmons.
'Pink Lady' is one tank top short of "Mr. Man Boobs" himself:
Richard Simmons.
