ENERGY DRINKS: Tour Players Drinking?

[Conquistador]

ENERGY DRINKS. These drinks are becoming increasingly popular in the world. I was wondering if any tour players drink these before or during their matches. I drink Monster Energy and it gives me a definate boost when playing. I am more focused whenever I play. Several of the big names-Rockstar Energy, Red Bull, and Monster Energy are becoming popular among athletes in the United States. I am just waiting for a player to become sponsored by one of those companies. The potential is huge for the tennis industry and competitive sports in general.

 

[S H O W S T O P P E R !]

JAGERBOMBS. These drinks are becoming increasingly popular among Spring Break partiers. I was wondering if any tour players drink these before or during their wet shirt contests. I drink jager and it gives me a definate boost when raving. I am more focused whenever I rave. Several of the big names-Jagermiester, Jager, and Jager Energy are becoming popular among frat boys in the United States. I am just waiting for a jager pong player to become sponsored by one of those companies. The potential is huge for the jager industry and competitive drinking in general.

The top jagerbomber in the world.

 

[dincuss]

OXI CLEAN. These detergents are becoming increasingly popular in the world. I was wondering if any tour players use these when at home after their matches. I use OxiClean and it gives me a definate boost when cleaning. I am more focused whenever I clean. Several of the big names -Billy Mays- are promoting it and it's becoming popular among housewifes in the United States. I am just waiting for a player to become sponsored by one of these bleaches. The potential is huge for the tennis industry and detergents in general.

 

[ty slothrop]

best thread ever. someone needs to do a response about schmoli, the sham-wow, and mayhem in a miami hotel room...

 

[S H O W S T O P P E R !]

OXI CLEAN. These detergents are becoming increasingly popular in the world. I was wondering if any tour players use these when at home after their matches. I use OxiClean and it gives me a definate boost when cleaning. I am more focused whenever I clean. Several of the big names -Billy Mays- are promoting it and it's becoming popular among housewifes in the United States. I am just waiting for a player to become sponsored by one of these bleaches. The potential is huge for the tennis industry and detergents in general.

RIP Billy :[

This is officially the TT meme.

 

[dincuss]

RIP Billy :[

This is officially the TT meme.

I know that was in memory of him.....

 

[S H O W S T O P P E R !]

TAIL. These are becoming increasingly popular in the world. I was wondering if any tour players get some tail these before or during their matches. I get a lot of tail and it gives me a definate boost when playing. I am more focused whenever I play. Several of the big names-club tail, latina tail, and CFTP* tail are becoming popular among men in the United States. I am just waiting for a player to become sponsored by one of those companies. The potential is huge for the reproduction industry and competitive survival of species in general.


CFTP: cushion for the pushin'

 

[JeMar]

I sometimes wonder if Conquistador makes these threads just for the yummy parodies.

 

[Serendipitous]

KITTENS. These pets are becoming increasingly popular in the world. I was wondering if any tour players play with these before or during their matches. I play with a cute orange one and it gives me a definate boost when playing. I am more focused whenever I play. Several of the big kittens-Rockstar Kitty, Red Kitty, and Monster Kitty are becoming popular among cuddly athletes in the United States. I am just waiting for a player to become sponsored by one of those companies. The potential is huge for the tennis industry and competitive sports in general.

 

[jamesblakefan#1]

TURTLES: I like Them

TURTLES. These reptiles are becoming increasingly popular in the world. I was wondering if any tour players have pet turtles. I have one and it cheers me on when I'm playing. I am more focused whenever I play. Several of the big names-Leatherback, Green, Box, Snapping, Teenage Mutant Ninja - are becoming popular among athletes in the United States. I am just waiting for a player to play doubles with one of his turtles. The potential is huge for the tennis industry and competitive sports in general.

I LIKE TURTLES

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

 

[BigServer1]

JAGERBOMBS. These drinks are becoming increasingly popular among Spring Break partiers. I was wondering if any tour players drink these before or during their wet shirt contests. I drink jager and it gives me a definate boost when raving. I am more focused whenever I rave. Several of the big names-Jagermiester, Jager, and Jager Energy are becoming popular among frat boys in the United States. I am just waiting for a jager pong player to become sponsored by one of those companies. The potential is huge for the jager industry and competitive drinking in general.

The top jagerbomber in the world.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

"Check out my haircut!"

 

[jamesblakefan#1]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

"Check out my haircut!"

"Not now chief I'm in the f##king zone!"

 

[goyeji]

All these messages are really funny - thanks guys for the laughs! Conquistador, I just found a "Health & Fitness" section on the forum. Maybe you could find your answers there? I see there are some discussions on energy drinks there.

 

[RCizzle65]

Oh jeez this topic is great

 

[The_Punisher]

ENERGY DRINKS. These drinks are becoming increasingly popular in the world. I was wondering if any tour players drink these before or during their matches. I drink Monster Energy and it gives me a definate boost when playing. I am more focused whenever I play. Several of the big names-Rockstar Energy, Red Bull, and Monster Energy are becoming popular among athletes in the United States. I am just waiting for a player to become sponsored by one of those companies. The potential is huge for the tennis industry and competitive sports in general.

i get that we're all bored and anxious waiting for montreal. but do you really need to start this many threads? i mean, no offense, but you're starting like 2-3 new threads everyday. don't you think its a bit much?

 

[jppc]

SHAKE WEIGHT. These shake weights are becoming increasingly popular in the world. I was wondering if any tour players use these before or during their matches. I use Shake weights plus and it gives me a definate boost when playing. I am more focused whenever I play. Several of the big names-Shake Weights Energy, Shake Weight PLUS, and Shake weight platinium are becoming popular among athletes in the United States. I am just waiting for a player to become sponsored by one of those companies. The potential is huge for the tennis industry and competitive sports in general.

shake weights
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX1viP3TkVA

 

[Zeppy]

I sometimes wonder if Conquistador makes these threads just for the yummy parodies.

I starting to think he does.

 

[sh@de]

HAHA this is a great thread