Funny funny post about Pete

Francella

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I haven't had much time to post since I Joined TW, but I found this wonderful, funny blogsite, with a great funny piece about Pete....and want to share it with everyone!

Francella:wink:
Greatest Pete-Fan Ever

Here's the post excerpt:

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This is an excerpt from a blog - a poor lady who has a real problem with sleeping - and so, like most of us when we can't sleep, we relive all the "should, coulda, but didn't" things in our life. Here is part of one of her insomniac night remberances: (I thought it was sort of quirky and cute...hope some of you will too.)

.........The blog.................:):grin:

"....Then, inevitably, came the nights when I reviewed every mistake I’d made in my life, starting with the selection of red Buster Brown lace-ups instead of the brown leather Mary Jane-type shoes in 1976.

My nocturnal regretting also included trading a “Virginia is for Lovers” reflector sticker for four Butter Rum Life-Savers in 1981; never getting to say goodbye to Ollie; spending money to see “Opportunity Knocks”; leather Keds; eating a Pizza Hut individual pan pizza before getting on that one flight from Boston to Newark; choosing the wrong college; choosing the wrong graduate program; choosing the wrong first job; sliding downhill from there; and just generally failing to do anything right, ever.

All this brought back a particularly regrettable incident in December of 1996. I had decided that I loved Pete Sampras a few months earlier after being completely moved by his public bar***e at the U.S. Open that year. At the time, I was working as the editor of a dinky, now-defunct magazine for military wives, and as such was able to secure press credentials for use at a benefit tennis tournament at Madison Square Garden.

My future husband P. Sampras, along with Andre Agassi, Jim Courier and John McEnroe, was playing to raise money for the Tim and Tom Gullikson Foundation and brain cancer patients; the press credentials meant I could partake of the press conference beforehand. I arrived early and managed to secure a front-row seat. It was my first (and only) celebrity-related press conference, and in addition to being the only female in attendance, I appeared to be the only ”reporter” not employed at a major newspaper or sports magazine.

P. Sampras and co. were on a first-name basis with all the inquiring journalists. While they swapped private jokes and referenced famous tennis matches going back to the 70s, I tried to figure out why THE HELL I had thought it was a good idea to wear ill-fitting and too-light Gap jeans, a hideously colored Norwegian print sweater and the ugliest square-toe boots ever manufactured.

Even though I was hardly the world’s leading tennis expert, it was hard not to be awed by the close-up sight of P, A, J and J. I spent a few seconds just staring at each of them. When I landed on P, I thought for a nanosecond that he might be looking at me. This struck me as ridiculously unlikely, but still …

I conducted a test — I looked down at my sham of a reporter’s notebook for a minute, then back up.

FRICK ON A TOP-SEEDED STICK! PETE SAMPRAS IS CHECKING ME OUT IN MY ILL-FITTING GAP JEANS!

If cell phones had existed back then, I would have sent a big, fat “OMFG” to everyone I knew.

I forced myself to raise an arm and come up with an entree into the King of Swing’s life. When I did, P. Sampras called on me and SMILED. Did I mention that Pete Sampras smiled at me?

Miraculously able to speak, I asked them if they’d consider making this benefit an annual event if it proved successful. (They would, but never did.)

A few minutes later, the press conference wrapped up, and I found myself a smidge surprised that P. Sampras had not stood up and said, “Now I have a question for YOU. Will you marry me?” (my imagination)

Alas, it was probably for the best, I thought, as sooner or later, he would have seen me attempt to play tennis and any relationship we had would quickly have come to its demise. Sigh. (One more thing to regret: my refusal to continue tennis lessons in 1986.)

I filed out of the room with the real journalists and bent down in the hallway to re-organize my bag.

When I stood up, P. Sampras was standing right in front of me.

OMFG. OMFG. OMFG.

He smiled and said, “Hi. Pete Sampras. Nice to meet you.”

OMFG. OMFG. OMFG.

Now, there were any number of logical responses I could have given. For one thing, I could have, oh, I don’t know, SAID HI BACK TO HIM.

I could have introduced myself. I could have given him my card. I could have told him how much I liked watching him play and/or what a great idea this benefit was.

But did I say any of those things? DID I SAY ANYTHING AT ALL?! No. In fact, I’m not even sure I smiled. I can only remember emitting some kind of unintelligible, Chris Farley-esque sound and being completely paralyzed.

While I can imagine how much of an absolute moron I must have looked like to him, I prefer not to.

And so, P. Sampras and I went our separate ways, he to the court and me to the stands. I would meet John McEnroe two more times, at his gallery in Soho, and I would pass Jim Courier several times on the streets of Manhattan.

But P. Sampras and I would not cross paths again. Twelve years later, the leggy blonde actress Brigitte Wilson sleeps with my husband in a Los Angeles mansion.


OMFG. I HAVE to get some Ambien.

http://lettert.wordpress.com/2008/08/03/sleepless-at-the-service-line/


(Also, don't forget to go vote for the Statue of Pete Sampras at Flushing Meadows. See: http://www.samprasfanz.com/cgi-bin/guestbook2/guestbook.cgi?start_number=0 We need everyone's help and support...the project is coming along, and we're getting some great support from the Tennis world's VIP's. Add your name, too. Thanks, Francella)
 

roundiesee

Hall of Fame
Thanks Francella, nice find!
Actually, sort of reminded me of this year's Wimbledon, when girl's champ Laura Robson asked Marat out to the champion's ball and got turned down. She said she "memorised" his reply, and then added in a dead-pan manner, "He's probably too old for me anyway!"
See the link below with the accompanying video
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/tennis/7491442.stm
 
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