That is the weirdest post I have ever read on Talk tennis.
lololol you're over here playing 2D checkers while I'm playing 4D chess. You will never be the big dog on your local courts if you think racquets don't matter.
You know a thread is going places when almost every post in it is being liked by TTers that normally would disagree with each other. This forum will reach its breaking point when you start to hear creaking noises. Soon we will need to ship this thread to Federer's inbox because this forum was never designed to bare such a load.
The truth has a way of resonating with people, even those who are stuck in deep, deep denial.
Is that why it looks like it's written on a tissue...?Guys you WON'T BELIEVE what happened today!
So I come home and find this box outside my door. Not expecting anything, I wonder what it might be.
Wait a minute...
IT IS!!! But who would send me this?
It's a letter from the man himself!! Not that mass copied one, but a personal note. Now it finally makes sense.
Is that why it looks like it's written on a tissue...?
Guys you WON'T BELIEVE what happened today!
So I come home and find this box outside my door. Not expecting anything, I wonder what it might be.
Wait a minute...
IT IS!!! But who would send me this?
It's a letter from the man himself!! Not that mass copied one, but a personal note. Now it finally makes sense.
Oh man, it's said Fed is one of the richest sport guys. How can he still be a part-time employee for TW? It's the costs for his children or Mirka is a shopaholic?
how many speeds does teh emoji dampener add to ur forehand?Let's just talk reality here for a second. There's a reason these frames are so highly coveted. The first thing I do when I play someone new is check to see if they have RF97's. If not, I just start laughing because I know it's probably going to be another easy W for Booger.
brb INSTANTLY add 10mph to your serve and 5mph to your groundies
brb designed by the GOAT himself, it seriously feels like he's guiding every shot
brb new one has patented black velvet paint technology, the ultimate luxury finish
brb first time I played with mine, a young hottie told me "it's super sexy"
brb every drooling TT poster tries to beat you with his $20 thrift store junk frame, but folds like a house of cards after the first backhand passing shot blows by him
brb perfect weight and balance for anyone who is at least as strong as an infant
brb EZ intimidation, players know you're for real when they see you pulling one of these out of the holster
brb only real pro stock-ish frame on the market
brb will go down as the GOAT frame
brb you probably spend more on sperrys and polo shirts every year
brb 14 out of top 20 players use one, biggest secret on the tour!
brb lol'ing @ you so hard right now
Alright, but where's his signature signature...?He wrote it on a napkin, the GOAT stationary choice.
Alright, but where's his signature signature...?
Without the signature I can't be sureA hand written note from the GOAT isn't enough for you? Come on.
Guys you WON'T BELIEVE what happened today!
So I come home and find this box outside my door. Not expecting anything, I wonder what it might be.
Wait a minute...
IT IS!!! But who would send me this?
It's a letter from the man himself!! Not that mass copied one, but a personal note. Now it finally makes sense.
Guys you WON'T BELIEVE what happened today!
So I come home and find this box outside my door. Not expecting anything, I wonder what it might be.
Wait a minute...
IT IS!!! But who would send me this?
It's a letter from the man himself!! Not that mass copied one, but a personal note. Now it finally makes sense.
A new spiral of mental disease of a man trying to assert himself here
Please don't besmirch Fed's good name in my thread.
I'm surprised Wilson doesn't require a background check to purchase the RF97. I pulled one out of my holster this weekend and my opponents promptly requested donuts as their last meal. I obliged.
Finally nice to see an OP with common sense on this forum.
I had a match this morning against a former #1 singles college player. The very first words out of his mouth were, "oh wow, you have the new fed sticks?" I walloped him 6-1, 6-1. At every changeover and after the match, all he wanted to do was talk about the RF97. I won't be surprised at all if he shows up with his own next time we play.
Everyone who owns a fed stick is a kind person. People want to touch your racquet, hit with it, take pictures with it, etc... If you're not a nice person, you can't own one. That simple.Very kind of you, you gave him one game each set, 0-0 they know they are wasting your time, keep hope alive
He will be back, only this time with the new rf97
Yawn... I'm amazed this post still livesI had a match this morning against a former #1 singles college player. The very first words out of his mouth were, "oh wow, you have the new fed sticks?" I walloped him 6-1, 6-1. At every changeover and after the match, all he wanted to do was talk about the RF97. I won't be surprised at all if he shows up with his own next time we play.
Yawn... I'm amazed this post still lives
Yawn... I'm amazed this post still lives
. If we really want it to die it would probably help if we stopped adding to it? Oops...Yawn... I'm amazed this post still lives
. If we really want it to die it would probably help if we stopped adding to it? Oops...
I've experienced that stick enough and here's all I can say about it: Hitting with that RF97 is like squeezing silicone breasts while hitting a classic Head feels like touching natural boobs of a virgin.
Players who wish they were Fed?[/QUOTE][QUOTE="6august, post: 10764329, member: 733787"
Anything in common?
I've experienced that stick enough and here's all I can say about it: Hitting with that RF97 is like squeezing silicone breasts while hitting a classic Head feels like touching natural boobs of a virgin.
If I brought my RF97's in that holster it would be completely unfair to my opponents. For now I use one of these... wait for it...gotta get this to go with it....
Careful, That's the president you're talking about; they are everywhere my friend...Mwahahahhah!! How's the US racquet manufacturing industry looking, now that the Chinese trade deals are being torn up?Didn't know Donald Trump is an active member of these forums.
Guys you WON'T BELIEVE what happened today!
So I come home and find this box outside my door. Not expecting anything, I wonder what it might be.
Wait a minute...
IT IS!!! But who would send me this?
It's a letter from the man himself!! Not that mass copied one, but a personal note. Now it finally makes sense.
A friend of mine read this thread, bought the new RF97, changed 3 times the strings during the first day, and the very next day posted it at OLX for $120. It stays there two weeks now, nobody wants it even at that price.
https://www.olx.bg/ad/tenis-raketa-ID6nPME.html
I'm pretty sure that is a prince textreme? At least that is the picture that comes up when I click on the link.
Do you realise what you've done? Because of your chosen gear, and affiliation, you will not be invited to play at Rafa Nadal's new Academy.