Nadal Decline Poetry
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Steve0904
Talk Tennis Guru
Actually it can, if someone stops being so uptight about it.
Antonio Puente
Hall of Fame
Rafa just tweeted his response to this thread. He went with a limerick.
DropShotArtist
Banned
^^^ Nadaaaaaaa..aaallll has an uncomfortable bumb.
Always happy to see Rafa lose
Watching him is always such a snooze
From MTOs and wasting time
Him being on court is nearly a crime
Many consider him as the GOAT
But I remember his toilet break on match point
Fist pumping in opponent's face
Nadal has zero sportsmanship nor grace
His fans go on excusing his loss
But right now Djokovic is his boss
But they can continue with the hoping
Because next year he will be caught again, doping
Watching him is always such a snooze
From MTOs and wasting time
Him being on court is nearly a crime
Many consider him as the GOAT
But I remember his toilet break on match point
Fist pumping in opponent's face
Nadal has zero sportsmanship nor grace
His fans go on excusing his loss
But right now Djokovic is his boss
But they can continue with the hoping
Because next year he will be caught again, doping
Fiji
Legend
Feather
Legend
never saw this thread before, and now this poem is too good!
Hats off to you, really awesome
Are you a girl by any chance ? lolz
vive le beau jeu !
Talk Tennis Guru
i'm sure the golden bull worshippers will be as touched as i am by this sincere and genuine tribute to the nadal.
thanks for sharing those beautiful words with us, magnus.
sbengte
G.O.A.T.
Thanks. Poking fun at poor Ralph's predicament looks so mean now. To compensate, I will root for him to win his next Pokerstars tournament :neutral:
Hmm... You are way too perceptive
i'm sure the golden bull worshippers will be as touched as i am by this sincere and genuine tribute to the nadal.
thanks for sharing those beautiful words with us, magnus.
Glad you enjoyed it
Al Czervik
Hall of Fame
I eagerly await Joel's next installment.
THUNDERVOLLEY
G.O.A.T.
More evidence....
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
Trolling the earth, and snorting Cortex Crystals in his rage,
The Bull is tossing up the torrid grass;
While the linesman's eye serene and bland,
Seeks out a point for his fingers to adjust his fudge flavoured spandex shorts.
Steadied to take the charge, the fight to wage,
The Bull holds his impatient stand;
His face, for all its blackness, whiter fanned down in defeat
To anger as the bull obstructs the stage.
He hesitates; Uncle Toni jeers at him;
He shakes his hornéd front; he tears the earth, Cortex shattered dreams,
Heaving great breaths and straining every limb;
The taunter urges him to prove his worth;
Sudden he charges, fails, and bellows grim,
His shoulder bleeding, the great crowd dances.
The Bull is tossing up the torrid grass;
While the linesman's eye serene and bland,
Seeks out a point for his fingers to adjust his fudge flavoured spandex shorts.
Steadied to take the charge, the fight to wage,
The Bull holds his impatient stand;
His face, for all its blackness, whiter fanned down in defeat
To anger as the bull obstructs the stage.
He hesitates; Uncle Toni jeers at him;
He shakes his hornéd front; he tears the earth, Cortex shattered dreams,
Heaving great breaths and straining every limb;
The taunter urges him to prove his worth;
Sudden he charges, fails, and bellows grim,
His shoulder bleeding, the great crowd dances.
Pickle9
Professional
When I woke up this morning I thought "today is a slurpy kind of day" so I just goated one after watching darcis rosol nadal. It's a wicked hawt day. The only thing that will make this day better is if jolly summons the force grind down epic 4.5 goat tonight in soupy dust ball swamp.
sbengte
G.O.A.T.
natalia
Hall of Fame
Transfering from the other thread :
http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?t=483024
Posting this again with a disclaimer :
[ Dear Rafa fans, this is not meant as an insult to Rafa, it is an attempt at HUMOR. You may not necessarily find it funny (just like some of the Fed fans find PseudoFed humor unfunny). Since your guy has had a career best year, I'm sure you have a lot to be happy about, so lighten up a bit and don't try to bring in links and reports to refute anything implied here because this is just a JOKE. Some of the references can only be understood by the members of TW forum, it is written in 'TW lingo' so to speak ]
Rafa's WTF song (2013 version)
It was time to conquer the final frontier, the one for which I pine
As the comeback King in my HC prime, this trophy was all but mine
My draw being a pigeon house, I had to just show up and dine
I cut my Paris trip short (ahem)to land in London, sipping wine
I smoked Ferru up like a fine cigar, but Stan was all aggro
Instead of tweeting like my pet Berd, he was mad at my Tio
'tis not fair that I get a tough semi , being the numero uno
So my favorite old man martyred himself, beating Delpotro
I thanked God for that favor, it was a splendid stroke of luck
But against His son in the final I became a sitting duck
It was 2011 all over again when the final ball was struck
I thought the courts were tailored for me, but I still lost- WTF
http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?t=483024
TennisLovaLova
Hall of Fame
Spanish Rap Style
yo yo yo yo yo
Uncle toni, represent,
uh,
Manacor style, hardcore
yeah, yeah, alright now!
Here We go.
Listen to my flow, it's deep and Atomic Red,
When I hit flat, it's like I'm dead,
No need for new knees: I have my own kind of therapy,
Back from limbo I don't need no surgery.
Lucky is just a word, like the word fish,
It's good for me, something I never lack,
So people keep asking me: did you hurt your back?
Never cross the lines, never look back.
I don't really speak english, no? I'm spanish!
So have no anal fear lad, cause he's your anagram,
Make no mistake, I'm grinding to the end,
Cause I'm the man, the man with a plan,
The Manacor Bull falling of a cliff never will bend,
Five sets, 10 sets, I don't give a damn,
Touch my bottles and I will crush you with my bare hands.
yo yo yo yo yo
Uncle toni, represent,
uh,
Manacor style, hardcore
yeah, yeah, alright now!
Here We go.
Listen to my flow, it's deep and Atomic Red,
When I hit flat, it's like I'm dead,
No need for new knees: I have my own kind of therapy,
Back from limbo I don't need no surgery.
Lucky is just a word, like the word fish,
It's good for me, something I never lack,
So people keep asking me: did you hurt your back?
Never cross the lines, never look back.
I don't really speak english, no? I'm spanish!
So have no anal fear lad, cause he's your anagram,
Make no mistake, I'm grinding to the end,
Cause I'm the man, the man with a plan,
The Manacor Bull falling of a cliff never will bend,
Five sets, 10 sets, I don't give a damn,
Touch my bottles and I will crush you with my bare hands.
natalia
Hall of Fame
FormerNadalFan
Rookie
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Rafa is a drama queen cheater
Violets are blue
Rafa is a drama queen cheater
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