Stupid Injuries

Anyone have any boneheaded injuries that took them off the court?

Two league matches coming up this weekend looking to make districts. What do I do yesterday but go to a BBQ at a buddy's place and we hop on some skateboards right before it gets dark. I end up getting too much speed without a backup plan. Two bruised heels, rashed elbow and skin off my hand. Missing the matches. I can barely walk. When will I learn... I'm 34.

Anyone have anything off-court, unfortunate or stupid or otherwise, that kept them from getting back on?
 
I jumped over a couch only to crash my knee into the pillar by the window.

It was purply-bruised for a week, and stiff for another week.
 
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