But if you lose, it's at least a $55 spanking. I almost did that at a Ritz Carlton in Florida once, but I knew the pro was a former top college player.
I just want to play Granitechief in Palm Springs someday, and see if I'm really a 4.5. (Sorry, Chief---I'll be hitting on the clay at Hilton Head, S.C. during Indian Wells next month....)