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Which t-shirt design is the better of the two?


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Sentinel

Bionic Poster
@sureshs @Sentinel have you seen videos of Nithyananda yet? The guy is a bufoon!!
Give me some links. LOL

I just googled and can barely recognize him. He has gained so much weight (not that there is anything wrong with being overwait). He told us he would live till 125. Needs to trim down for that.

Is he trying to look like baboosh ?
 

Azure

G.O.A.T.
Not for the last 10 years or so.
We have discussed him a lot here and in other threads usually calling him Sri Nit.

I visited his ashram several times about 15 years back on the recommendation of a close devotee of his who I befriended online and still know well. He was interested more in his LA and other foreign crowd. He wanted everyone to change their names to spiritual names, wanted everyone to move into his communities etc. At that point I left.

He was the last person I visited, after that I decided no more ashrams and 'new age' gurus.
Lol how did you fall for him in the first place? The guy comes up with weird ideologies and should actually be behind bars.
 

Azure

G.O.A.T.
Give me some links. LOL

I just googled and can barely recognize him. He has gained so much weight (not that there is anything wrong with being overwait). He told us he would live till 125. Needs to trim down for that.

Is he trying to look like baboosh ?
Okies. Do you want to see how great minds discuss business models?

 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Lol how did you fall for him in the first place? The guy comes up with weird ideologies and should actually be behind bars.
For a short while (11 months) I came across the Kalki group (accidentally) and was checking them out. During that time one guy who was very close to Nit contacted me for details. So we got talking. Then he urged me to visit Bidadi and so i attended some programs of Nit. I almost got made an Acharya for the north region but before that I quit.
That friend also left him at that point since he felt it was getting too commercialized. I am still in contact with him once a year or so. Good chap. Very well read and intelligent.

It is after that the scandals started coming out and Nit went on the run, evading the police etc. At that point I lost interest in him.
 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
Is Jeejo female ?

Jeejo sounds friendly and welcoming.
Latha sounds cold and stern.
JD just creeps me out.

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Not for the last 10 years or so.
We have discussed him a lot here and in other threads usually calling him Sri Nit.

I visited his ashram several times about 15 years back on the recommendation of a close devotee of his who I befriended online and still know well. He was interested more in his LA and other foreign crowd. He wanted everyone to change their names to spiritual names, wanted everyone to move into his communities etc. At that point I left.

He was the last person I visited, after that I decided no more ashrams and 'new age' gurus.
I only believe in Gureshs. After you see him perform miracles like the disappearance of the 100 Awsome Blossoms you will too.
 

Azure

G.O.A.T.
For a short while (11 months) I came across the Kalki group (accidentally) and was checking them out. During that time one guy who was very close to Nit contacted me for details. So we got talking. Then he urged me to visit Bidadi and so i attended some programs of Nit. I almost got made an Acharya for the north region but before that I quit.
That friend also left him at that point since he felt it was getting too commercialized. I am still in contact with him once a year or so. Good chap. Very well read and intelligent.

It is after that the scandals started coming out and Nit went on the run, evading the police etc. At that point I lost interest in him.
I don't know the bold parts but the underlined part alarms me. How did you even get to that stage???

This man is a fraud. Some of his videos entertain me. I will put them alongside drop volley videos in terms of epicness :D
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
I don't know the bold parts but the underlined part alarms me. How did you even get to that stage???
When I met him, he was still quite new. Those were early days. So he was not a fraud back then.
I attended various programs, one of them a very select program. I was sincere and serious. I guess a lot of the crowd was from the South. Very few from the north. And Nit did not know Hindi. He said he wanted to learn Hindi so he could reach out to the NI crowd. Since I am Hindi speaking he wanted me to be an Acharya too.

But at that point I quit. I realized he was more interested in the LA crowd, and the Guadeloupe crowd etc. The rest of us were like 3rd class.

I also got pretty deep into the Kalki group due to doing a lot of seva. That is how i got to know what was happening inside and quit. Had I remained at the periphery like most people, i might have hung on for a long time. They were real and total large scale frauds. I cringe at the memory of that. Once again, at that point I was on the verge of their next big step.
 

Azure

G.O.A.T.
When I met him, he was still quite new. Those were early days. So he was not a fraud back then.
I attended various programs, one of them a very select program. I was sincere and serious. I guess a lot of the crowd was from the South. Very few from the north. And Nit did not know Hindi. He said he wanted to learn Hindi so he could reach out to the NI crowd. Since I am Hindi speaking he wanted me to be an Acharya too.

But at that point I quit. I realized he was more interested in the LA crowd, and the Guadeloupe crowd etc. The rest of us were like 3rd class.

I also got pretty deep into the Kalki group due to doing a lot of seva. That is how i got to know what was happening inside and quit. Had I remained at the periphery like most people, i might have hung on for a long time. They were real and total large scale frauds. I cringe at the memory of that. Once again, at that point I was on the verge of their next big step.
Lucky you, otherwise I couldn't have shared Nit memes with you :D Good that you pulled out at the right time. I always maintain that it is incredibly hard to find the right acharya.

We are lucky to find Shresh.
 

Sudacafan

Bionic Poster
Define ‘JD Admonishment’, pls.

Anyway. Seems to me that you deserve to be Reported For Cruelty.
Strange you ask that at this stage.
JD, alias Jolly Dolly, is the altruist entity that watches out for your well being, never giving up in preaching the power of the The Shoorrour to opportunistic people like you, who come and go, with no purpose on life.
From time to time, he imparts friendly reprimands to address your deviations, now it’s time he escalates to admonishments, a word I found translating to English some other in my mother tongue, which I cannot remember now.
I suggest you stop revolting as a child; it’s not cruelty, we care for you, as already said.
 

natalia

Hall of Fame
Strange you ask that at this stage.
JD, alias Jolly Dolly, is the altruist entity that watches out for your well being, never giving up in preaching the power of the The Shoorrour to opportunistic people like you, who come and go, with no purpose on life.
From time to time, he imparts friendly reprimands to address your deviations, now it’s time he escalates to admonishments, a word I found translating to English some other in my mother tongue, which I cannot remember now.
I suggest you stop revolting as a child; it’s not cruelty, we care for you, as already said.
Geez..... Talk about not-geddit! *rolling eyes*

Firstly, I DO know who JD is, thankyouverymuch!

Thirdly: I DO have purpose in my life - it’s to come and go. Duh.

Another thirdly: I DO know the meaning of the word ‘admonishment’ - I was expecting you to be more precose about the specific of JD’s admonishments....
Alas, your brain has obviously become so foggy due to the heavyweight Srshs’ emanations that I have no other choice but to report you to the mods while hoping for you reverting to stg else.

Have a day.:p

edit : in case your sense of humour is foggy too : ;););)
 
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Turbo-87

G.O.A.T.
I heard a rumor at comic con that there is a line of sureshs action figures coming out. Is the world ready? I heard mention of bringing back the original molds from the He-Man line. The sureshs model is rumored to be 2x the price of his minions due to additional material and sculpting.
 

Azure

G.O.A.T.
I once read that when Baboosh got into the Pacific for his yearly hose-down, he was so dirty that the water jumped out and said "I'll weight".


@Azure
Is this a reference to Archimedes' incident? There is an uncanny resemblance. Finally it might also explain why the great man ran naked and shouted 'Eureka'.
 

Sudacafan

Bionic Poster
Geez..... Talk about not-geddit! *rolling eyes*
Firstly, I DO know who JD is, thankyouverymuch!
Thirdly: I DO have purpose in my life - it’s to come and go. Duh.
Another thirdly: I DO know the meaning of the word ‘admonishment’ - I was expecting you to be more precose about the specific of JD’s admonishments....
Alas, your brain has obviously become so foggy due to the heavyweight Srshs’ emanations that I have no other choice but to report you to the mods while hoping for you reverting to stg else.

Have a day.:p

edit : in case your sense of humour is foggy too : ;););)
Seems you can’t get enough of them.
Be patient.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
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I am shore Baboosh could neatly and deftly drop a volly or two through this without anyone, not even Mr Daliresh, bean the visor.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Is this a reference to Archimedes' incident? There is an uncanny resemblance. Finally it might also explain why the great man ran naked and shouted 'Eureka'.
The great man was actually shouting "Oh Rekha !" but non-Indians misunderstood.
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Sentinel

Bionic Poster
I heard a rumor at comic con that there is a line of sureshs action figures coming out. Is the world ready? I heard mention of bringing back the original molds from the He-Man line. The sureshs model is rumored to be 2x the price of his minions due to additional material and sculpting.
Is the Sureshs model gender-fluid ?

Or is that a variant ?

Also, with the material that they sculpt/chip away from one suresh doll model, they can make about 10 Sentis.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Lucky you, otherwise I couldn't have shared Nit memes with you :D Good that you pulled out at the right time. I always maintain that it is incredibly hard to find the right acharya.

We are lucky to find Shresh.
But he only teaches the drop volley(TM) which no one, not even Kyrgios or Tomic, has been able to pick up. I mean learn, when i said pick up, not pick up literally ;)

No one would want to pick up radioactive material, would they ?
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
I heard a rumor at comic con that there is a line of sureshs action figures coming out. Is the world ready? I heard mention of bringing back the original molds from the He-Man line. The sureshs model is rumored to be 2x the price of his minions due to additional material and sculpting.
I still don't understand why the sculpting was required. Additional material is good enough.

It's not like baboosh has a specific shape.
 

Raul_SJ

G.O.A.T.
"very very clean method. with water it is very very clean, not with toilet paper"

very very nice, very very thank you.
very very informational.

It does save a lot of water.,, CA wackos have banned high flow toilets. Low flow are unable to handle Soureshs downloads. SAD.
:cry:

We replaced our toilets and I am not happy. A single flush cannot get rid of my downloads. Actually, it wastes water because I end waiting and flushing twice sometimes.
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sureshs

Bionic Poster
Funny thing about the video is why he speaks in Tamil at all. Anyone who understands his Tamil is likely to know how to use the Indian toilet. I wonder if it is for a Singaporean or Malaysian Tamil audience.
 

Azure

G.O.A.T.
The great man was actually shouting "Oh Rekha !" but non-Indians misunderstood.
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ROFL. So Archimedes ran naked and cried out for Rekha? So funny. So where does our friend fall into...I mean literally fall into this story?

You old lecher
:D I can never imagine Senti as that. The first convo I had with him was when he had Sinatra's pic as his avatar. To me he looks like old Frankie.

Rekha may actually be older than Senti. Rekha is over 65 now :unsure:
 

Turbo-87

G.O.A.T.
Is the Sureshs model gender-fluid ?

Or is that a variant ?

Also, with the material that they sculpt/chip away from one suresh doll model, they can make about 10 Sentis.
I am not sure. The original sculpt had him in his classic olive green poly shirt and pink shoes but there is a variant (1 per case) where he has a pink shirt and green shoes.
 
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