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Wow. That's amazink. But something with those shadows is off. Not beeeeg enuf.The Sureshs in preparation for the ATP Finals.
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LOL fan! Agreed but the truth must be spoken ... however unpalatable it may be!
By the way, it was @stringertom and @donquijote that goaded me into revealing the truth
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Wow. Did she bring her bags to the court?
Sudacafan
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Is that the shadow projected by The Graf Sureshlin?Wow. That's amazink. But something with those shadows is off. Not beeeeg enuf.
Genious at Work
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Did you let her cuddle in ur arms while you told her stories of your victories and bagelings of yore?
Wait a second. Are ewe sure this was a lady? Jolly has been absent for a few days now.
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Sureshs also knows how to imitate the mating call of the wild caribou when he is sitting in the toilet. The man can do multiple things, unlike most human beans who can only do one thing and do it wrong.
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Oh, the huge manatee!
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You sound jelly of the tall volleyball expro with the pendulous appendages that got to cuddle with Sureshs.He warmed the benches
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stringertom
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The patented 4S Sabooshsian Spray is wraited verry oyley. Viscosity Index beyond honey!Tom bhai ... brilliant suggestion! Yes, the use of sprays is the most effective solution for damaged 4-skin. The best spray I know is in the mouth of a pretty woman acquaintance of mine. Any ideas?
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Black holes can create a ripple in the space-time continuum. Sureshs can create a ripple in your driveway if you are not careful.
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Wow. I thought I would never say this, but I hope Sureshs shuns Jolly's advances once more so I can catch him on the rebound.
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Don't know how to say this Tom because @donquijote may report me again but I'll say it anyways ... I'm straight and I can't imagine using Suresh's mouth for this. Sorry!
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The Sureshs in preparation for the ATP Finals.
clouds seems to follow him wherever he go (great work btw)
stringertom
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EEWWWW! Eye will repoart dat!
Itt iz knot Sabooshs’ ore all skillz dat loob it up; it iz Hiz awl whirled “tennis” skillz dat maik the whirled geaux rownd!
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megamind
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All the ladies must go crazy for suresh when he visits their restroom!!!
Azure
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So that is how he serves bagels.My insiders snapped a photo of early morning practice sessions. The media was not invited to The Sureshs' session but here is a peek.
Sudacafan
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Any indication about why The Media was not invited by The Sureshs?My insiders snapped a photo of early morning practice sessions. The media was not invited to The Sureshs' session but here is a peek.
I am sure there must be a very reasonable explanation.
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so u telling me u broke the NDA!!!!
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My insiders snapped a photo of early morning practice sessions. The media was not invited to The Sureshs' session but here is a peek.
Up until now I never thought of McD's as a seller of proprietary tennis training equipment. Now I know why sureshs is considered one of the most forward thinking men on the planet.
Thank you, sureshs sir!
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She is at level 7 at the stc.
Where are delulah and senti? Have they taken a flight to see the man in action?
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Otha koodis ... where do you folks get all the pictures of the guy in the green T-shirt?
stringertom
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Google/YT sureshs tennis. Watch the vid until ewe memorise awl Hiz mooves.Otha koodis ... where do you folks get all the pictures of the guy in the green T-shirt?
stringertom
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Bla.s.sphemy two maik Sabooshs the ninth wheel, hanging on the edge uv phame innstead uv beeing front staje sintur.
Turbo-87
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It is really hard to come by good examples to use. I am limited in my capability using paint.net since I no longer have Photoshop for the proper effects and blending.Otha koodis ... where do you folks get all the pictures of the guy in the green T-shirt?
Sometimes you have to come up with your own stuff. The event poster in #31,638 is The Sureshs' body with his head from a different picture pasted on so he is looking at the camera. Other stuff is just low res captures from scarce video footage on the youtubes.
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Bcoz Sabooshs iz considered anne expanding universe uv Hiz oan, iz it posse bell two a.s.sign hymn anne akkurate Universal Tennis Rating??? Iff sew, wood itt bee inn phin a tea???
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I may be misguided but I always thought a person's UTR reflected their percentage of tennis ability when compared to Sureshs. Nadal is 16.32% as good as Sureshs right now. That's how I have interpreted it. It's a shame they haven't renamed it to SCR (Sureshs Comparative Rating)
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Omala, you guys will eventually make it one of the most watched videos on the internet
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It is really hard to come by good examples to use. I am limited in my capability using paint.net since I no longer have Photoshop for the proper effects and blending.
Sometimes you have to come up with your own stuff. The event poster in #31,638 is The Sureshs' body with his head from a different picture pasted on so he is looking at the camera. Other stuff is just low res captures from scarce video footage on the youtubes.
Otha Steve ... I had no idea so much work goes into making those pictures! I tip my hat to you
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Otha, Sunny A.! Their iz know knead two add “eventually” inn ewer poast!Omala, you guys will eventually make it one of the most watched videos on the internet
The pooblished view count iz knot akkuratelee shaired four phear uv innphlating the numb burr uv pillgrims geauxing two San Poobiego two sea Sabooshs inn the phlesh.
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Turbo-87
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Ha. It takes just minutes. I automate most of it to stay true to Sureshs' beliefs.Otha Steve ... I had no idea so much work goes into making those pictures! I tip my hat to you
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Never in his or her wildest dreams did any koodi here imagine that this thread would get to over 600 pages and counting!
Otha, this is staggering!
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Your man Runny Deol was seen the other day trying to get into the news by landing up at the Kartarpur event at the border. Sadly, his attempt at getting his fifteen minutes of fame was undermined by the sudden Ayodhya temple thing which took over the news for two days or so.Never in his or her wildest dreams did any koodi here imagine that this thread would get to over 600 pages and counting!
Otha, this is staggering!
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I watched "To Suresh, with Love" a few days ago, in witch surehs tries to teach the Drop Volley(™) to some British kids who just don't have the exceptional talent to learn it. After that, I've been unable to watch anything. I was gutted to see that sureshs finally walked away from them and went back to competitive tennis where he felt he could win a phew more slams.
stringertom
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Sabooshs wuz bizzy twodeigh scamming every Denny’s four free Grand Slams given owt two veterans. Hee just added sum camouflage patturns two the slime green tent anne dat fooled the staphs at thoze lowcashuns inntwo pheeding hymn free uv charge.
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Sentinel ... respect for our MP, please. The most popular actor in the country doesn't need to get 15 minutes of fame. He has more fame than he can use
Azure
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Dalulah and you were missing.
You're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl year after year.
No, my fans just love me because I am always telling it as it is and also giving useful tennis tips.
I did not want to get into this, but you are forcing me. She did have a bag but no hopper. When she first arrived on the court, she was alone, and wanted to carry a dozen balls to one side to serve. So she bent down, lifted her mini skirt totally up, took the balls one by one from her bag, and put it into her skirt like someone collecting alms, and then walked down the court with the skirt completely pulled up and holding the balls. Yes she was wearing compression shorts underneath.
Then after the 3rd warmup with me, she stood a couple of feet in front of me and explained how she watches every slow motion video out there to improve her technique, all the while with her skirt again pulled up and polishing her sunglasses with it.
The last time something like this happened involved a woman who would store extra balls in her top, and then meticulously search and take them out, but nothing like this.
And yes she is a bonafide beach volleyball semi pro. Saw photos of her with her team.
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