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FatLazyDonkey IamAJoke

Guest
sup,
sorry for being fat and lazy. i have been gaining weight lately. i'm so out of shape. let's try to run tomorrow and get some hitting in. please get the k95 strung with something if you can. take care
 
CyBorg

CyBorg

Legend
TheJRK said:
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?!?!

Orange-Mocha-Frappucino!!! <cue "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go">

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Topaz

Topaz

Legend
Ha! Thanks so much JRK!!! I have to admit...there are lots of movies that I have not seen...just never got around to it.

And boy howdy...do my feet hurt today! Yowch! On one hand, I don't think I could handle having a desk job, yet on the other...oh, sometimes I just want a day not on my feet.

And yes, I realize I'm saying this after just *one* day! :( :shock:

Holy moly...8:30? Its bedtime!!!!

PS...do we have a consensus on hitting tomorrow? I'll have my stuff with me, I just need to know when/where!!!
 
TheJRK

TheJRK

Rookie
Topaz said:
PS...do we have a consensus on hitting tomorrow? I'll have my stuff with me, I just need to know when/where!!!
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I'm down...

Sup - Come out to hit tomorrow... and please watch me to see if I'm doing anything awkward. We can grab a few drinks afterwards. :)
 
Topaz

Topaz

Legend
TheJRK said:
I'm down...

Sup - Come out to hit tomorrow... and please watch me to see if I'm doing anything awkward. We can grab a few drinks afterwards. :)
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Want to say 6pm at WHS? Or, if Sup and poster-that-is-not-to-be-named (and JRS?) have another idea...please feel free...we don't have to always hit in Arlington.
 
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FatLazyDonkey IamAJoke

Guest
fine by me. I'll go where Sup goes. he has the weapon of my choice- that is if he decides to string it or not. although i prefer wakefield reCcenter
 
Sup2Dresq

Sup2Dresq

Hall of Fame
Topaz said:
Want to say 6pm at WHS? Or, if Sup and poster-that-is-not-to-be-named (and JRS?) have another idea...please feel free...we don't have to always hit in Arlington.
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Your jedi mind tricks don't work on me ... you aren't a jedi yet!

I have an appt in DC tomorrow at 2pm. If it gets out in time I'll be there. Otherwise.. no way.

P.S. Some great USO 5 setters today.
 
auzzieizm

auzzieizm

Semi-Pro
Hey, Sup, I was just thinking if you will still be playing tennis ~8 tomorrow, I can just drop off my need-to-be-restrung frames there after I get off work.
 
Topaz

Topaz

Legend
JRS, if JRK can't get you (I believe he's already close to the Pentagon) then let me know...post here and I'll check in the afternoon. (have classes all morning) Though, any chance of you metroing out to East Falls Church if JRK can't do the pick-up?

HeWhoCannotBeNamed...hope you still join us even though Sup is not a definite.

Anyone else, please feel free to come on out.

Auzzie, I take it you won't get off of work until 8pm then?
 
Topaz

Topaz

Legend
Sup2Dresq said:
Your jedi mind tricks don't work on me ... you aren't a jedi yet!

I have an appt in DC tomorrow at 2pm. If it gets out in time I'll be there. Otherwise.. no way.

P.S. Some great USO 5 setters today.
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Sup2Dresq said:
If its near you.. and my meeting ends in time. I doubt it will though.
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*shrug* It has been brought up before...but no other location has really been suggested, so I don't know what to suggest myself other than places I know (which tend to be near where I live).

You're going to have a four to six hour meeting?!? :confused:

BTW...I think you need a new Fed avatar...one of him belting out that primal scream last night after his match would be awesome!!!
 
Sup2Dresq

Sup2Dresq

Hall of Fame
Topaz said:
*shrug* It has been brought up before...but no other location has really been suggested, so I don't know what to suggest myself other than places I know (which tend to be near where I live).

You're going to have a four to six hour meeting?!? :confused:

BTW...I think you need a new Fed avatar...one of him belting out that primal scream last night after his match would be awesome!!!
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Yup... I predict my meeting to last that long. If not.. bonus.

Changed my avatar. Not sure if its better.

I'm sticking around the ewok/wookie land
 
auzzieizm

auzzieizm

Semi-Pro
Topaz said:
JRS, if JRK can't get you (I believe he's already close to the Pentagon) then let me know...post here and I'll check in the afternoon. (have classes all morning) Though, any chance of you metroing out to East Falls Church if JRK can't do the pick-up?

HeWhoCannotBeNamed...hope you still join us even though Sup is not a definite.

Anyone else, please feel free to come on out.

Auzzie, I take it you won't get off of work until 8pm then?
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I won't be getting off of work until 8 and I have plans for after work- so no TWMAC for me tonight.
 
sapient007

sapient007

Semi-Pro
Topaz said:
Hmmm, yeah, needs to be closer up! I was cheering when he did that...so nice to see him show some emotion!
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he was plenty excited massaging his partner after winning the gold in doubles. so much so hollywood had to kick in his 50inch plasma while sipping voss straight from a bottle
 
Sup2Dresq

Sup2Dresq

Hall of Fame
sapient007 said:
he was plenty excited massaging his partner after winning the gold in doubles. so much so hollywood had to kick in his 50inch plasma while sipping voss straight from a bottle
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Speaking of massage... have you and TFM raided your company deli? Rubbing your tummys in triumph.
 
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FatLazyDonkey IamAJoke

Guest
Topaz said:
JRS, if JRK can't get you (I believe he's already close to the Pentagon) then let me know...post here and I'll check in the afternoon. (have classes all morning) Though, any chance of you metroing out to East Falls Church if JRK can't do the pick-up?

HeWhoCannotBeNamed...hope you still join us even though Sup is not a definite.

Anyone else, please feel free to come on out.

Auzzie, I take it you won't get off of work until 8pm then?
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I'll try to make it. also, u can just call me fatlazydonk lol. hewhocannontbenamed sounds like voltdmort from harry potter
 
JRstriker12

JRstriker12

Hall of Fame
Topaz said:
JRS, if JRK can't get you (I believe he's already close to the Pentagon) then let me know...post here and I'll check in the afternoon. (have classes all morning) Though, any chance of you metroing out to East Falls Church if JRK can't do the pick-up?
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I haven't heard from JRK. I'll still need a ride. But if I have to metro out to East Falls Church, I prob wouldn't get to that station until around 5:45pm.
 
hollywood9826

hollywood9826

Hall of Fame
sapient007 said:
he was plenty excited massaging his partner after winning the gold in doubles. so much so hollywood had to kick in his 50inch plasma while sipping voss straight from a bottle
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For one, I dont have a plasma Its a 53inch Pioneer HD Rear projection monitor I bought in 2000. I didnt watch the end of the match so I didnt see this so called massage.

Also,

After doing extensive research I have found no link to homosexuals/transgenders or any combination thereof and VOSS water. Although it has come to my attention that VOSS also makes a sparkling water. Now sparkling water is and of itself very homosexual and needs no to be broken down into brands. The VOSS I drink is the regular spring kind, and as stated before the shape of the bottles is superior to all other bottled water bottles.
 
hollywood9826

hollywood9826

Hall of Fame
Well obvioulsy he must have just watched alien beofre the match and was tryin to catch the little guy when it came bustin up through Wawrinkas guts :)


Also I guess Prince decided to make a POG with speedports.


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Looks liek 16x18 pattern and 320g weight for the 93
 
hollywood9826

hollywood9826

Hall of Fame
Yea the PJ is little weird. but these pics are from a japanese website its possible that when these come to this side of the ocean they will be toned down a bit. But prince is all about the green, but needs to go back the darker green of the original.

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sapient007

sapient007

Semi-Pro
i'm a fan of the POG's classic looks. i'd be tempted to get one if they make it with speedports.. even if it comes out in swamp thing green.

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TheJRK

TheJRK

Rookie
Sup - You have a 6 hour meeting?!?!? WTF kind of meeting is that? I might have to raise the MAC BS flag on you. ;)

JRstriker - My car is in the shop right now, so I wouldn't be able to pick you up at the metro. Plus, I don't have my shizzle with me so I'd have to go home first anyway.
 
Topaz

Topaz

Legend
JRS...I will pick you up, 5:30pm, at Pentagon City Metro unless I hear from you otherwise. Look for the dark gray Mazda.

JRK...we'll meet up with you at WHS around 6ish?

FatLazyDonkey...you are neither fat, nor lazy, nor a donkey, but we'll see you later, too!

Sappy...I believe the 'story' behind the Fed/Wawrinka photo is that Fed kept saying that Stan's playing was 'hot', and he was 'warming' himself!!! Do with that as you will. Don't really get the significance of the other picture you posted, though.
 
JRstriker12

JRstriker12

Hall of Fame
Topaz said:
JRS...I will pick you up, 5:30pm, at Pentagon City Metro unless I hear from you otherwise. Look for the dark gray Mazda.

JRK...we'll meet up with you at WHS around 6ish?

FatLazyDonkey...you are neither fat, nor lazy, nor a donkey, but we'll see you later, too!

Sappy...I believe the 'story' behind the Fed/Wawrinka photo is that Fed kept saying that Stan's playing was 'hot', and he was 'warming' himself!!! Do with that as you will. Don't really get the significance of the other picture you posted, though.
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Cool - see you Pentagon city 5:30pm. I'll e-mail you my cell phone.
 
sapient007

sapient007

Semi-Pro
hey lets change location and play in towers. i love towers and we can get at least 3-4 more people there..

















-j/k topaz. i can't make it.

is fatdonkey tfm?? if so someone tell him he's not playing today.. and i somehow got removed from the chick league. wtf.
 
hollywood9826

hollywood9826

Hall of Fame
I was reading an old thread about some dude who claimed to hit 133 MPH bombs. When peeps asked for proof he got all defensive about it.

TW MACs own Vitaly Evchenkov posted the following in response :)

i serve 144mph and can place it on the T 99% of the time.
i train 7 hours a day and wear capri pants to prove it!
i put 80grams of lead onto a Pure Drive Roddick. It was 14.4oz now, but it 11pts HL.

Hingis only got 2 games off me and she was totally coked up too for performance enhancement!
I can't tell you my ITA ranking, but I will post a video sometime.. maybe in the next 14 months to prove to you all!

Federer invited me to Dubai next month.... to prepare for Roddick serves at Wimbledon this year!

Anyway, remember to smoothly unwind in your kinetic chain.. and you too can bomb serves like me! I've got more tips for you guys too! Check the instructional section!!
 
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Vitaly Evchenkov

Guest
i've been busted :oops:


p.s. - anyone watching this WTA doubles match? 65mph second serves. not so impressive!
 
Topaz

Topaz

Legend
Vitaly Evchenkov said:
he's talking about the other pic on your profile, Topaz....
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JRstriker12 said:
Topaz said:
It is Suzanne Lenglen...what's so funny about it?

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Looks like she's been through a war..... or the results of a luney tunes bomb. Thought it's a kinda humorous photo to have as your profile pict.
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OHHHHH! *THAT* picture!

That is Winona Ryder's character in the movie Heathers. As a matter of fact, that was right after a bomb went off!
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hollywood9826

hollywood9826

Hall of Fame
mrHan said:
You mean his moJO. :)
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Well yea that goes without saying. moJO first and crotch second. I was under the impression that #1 was a givin so I just stated #2.


Its a shame I missed you at the Q, when I was walkig up i saw your red shirt goin down the steps and thought to myself

"I missed out on a wonderful oppurtunity to meet the TWMAC legend MrHan"
 
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