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Xisbum · Mar 30, 2009

tfm1973 said:
you just ruined my whole day. i was about to go get lunch but i think i'll pass for a bit. :shock:

"Who, me?" he said with an *innocent grin.* :lol:

P.S. Looks like my Memphis Tigers are losing their coach to Kentucky. One more place where he can prove great athletes do not a championship make; it takes a little game-time coaching, too, a la Tom Izzo. If he goes, bet he doesn't last past 3 years in the bluegrass state.

hollywood9826 · Mar 30, 2009

I played in High School until I got tired of all the me first players. I was tired of being the rodman like stopper and busting my hump on the boards to watch guy pass up a wide open pass to a teammate and jack up long jumpers in the face of a double team I decided it was best to not paly anymore.

The problem with womans basketball is that they are just slow with and without the ball. I know for a fact if I played on a womans college team I would be the number one option. I am bigger faster and stronger than any player that would be on that court. Can they shoot better than I can yes they can. Can they pass better than I can for sure. But how many guys can shoot pass and driblle better than Shaq? pretty much everybody. But he just beasted his way to being one fo the most dominate player in the NBA. I would be the SHAQ of womens basketball.

And those female lineman couldnt stop me either, id get the first step and look like Jevon kearse as i blew by them on my way to the quaterback

hollywood9826 · Mar 30, 2009

Also Kudos Xisbum for calling out the double standard of how women get all the perks and the dudes just have to sacrifice as to not offend anybody.

But when a woman walks into a locker room to get a report in the Vikings locker room earlier this year she gets appalled when they guys schlong is hangin out. They wont let dudes in womens locker room becasue a guy might see stuff hangin out. It BS my man. When I decide to cash in my GI Bill Im thinking about applying to an all female college so I can get some minority scholarship cash.

sapient007 · Mar 30, 2009

hollywood9826 said:
I played in High School until I got tired of all the me first players. I was tired of being the rodman like stopper and busting my hump on the boards to watch guy pass up a wide open pass to a teammate and jack up long jumpers in the face of a double team I decided it was best to not paly anymore.

The problem with womans basketball is that they are just slow with and without the ball. I know for a fact if I played on a womans college team I would be the number one option. I am bigger faster and stronger than any player that would be on that court. Can they shoot better than I can yes they can. Can they pass better than I can for sure. But how many guys can shoot pass and driblle better than Shaq? pretty much everybody. But he just beasted his way to being one fo the most dominate player in the NBA. I would be the SHAQ of womens basketball.

And those female lineman couldnt stop me either, id get the first step and look like Jevon kearse as i blew by them on my way to the quaterback

hollywood9826 said:
But when a woman walks into a locker room to get a report in the Vikings locker room earlier this year she gets appalled when they guys schlong is hangin out. They wont let dudes in womens locker room becasue a guy might see stuff hangin out. It BS my man. When I decide to cash in my GI Bill Im thinking about applying to an all female college so I can get some minority scholarship cash.

lol,

TWMAC book titles:

only if i had a vagina
-hollywood

things you can do without nuts
-tfm

rooaaarrrrrrrrhh
-JRS

buffet lightly
-sap

sapient007 · Mar 30, 2009

tfm1973 said:
what happened to our south florida peeps? i haven't seen an update from any of them in a while.

they are not posting, that's for sure

tfm1973 · Mar 30, 2009

*laughs* just got off the phone with the Sup.

he called to give me an opportunity to call off our friendly wager on switching racquets. how very nice of him. but i like my new sticks and was actually looking to see how much another one would be on the bay.

he then confessed that he HATES his new prince racquets. LOL. and everyone he's hit with has commented that they don't match him or his game at all. muahahahaahahaha.

the good news for Sup is that to pay off his bet with me would probably only cost him $22. my sticks are old and cheap. not exactly plentiful but they're available online.

yay Team TFM.

also i was promised pics and stories from the land of south florida including my favorite russian centaur -- dementieva. mmm equine.

Xisbum · Mar 30, 2009

tfm1973 said:
also i was promised pics and stories from the land of south florida including my favorite russian centaur -- dementieva. mmm equine.

So you still get those - urgings - after the snipping? :?

Wow, didn't know that. Good for you, TFMOROVA.

sapient007 · Mar 30, 2009

tfm1973 said:
he called to give me an opportunity to call off our friendly wager on switching racquets. how very nice of him. but i like my new sticks and was actually looking to see how much another one would be on the bay.

he then confessed that he HATES his new prince racquets. LOL. and everyone he's hit with has commented that they don't match him or his game at all. muahahahaahahaha.

the good news for Sup is that to pay off his bet with me would probably only cost him $22. my sticks are old and cheap. not exactly plentiful but they're available online.

i'm pretty sure the bet was for new replacement sticks.

Sup2Dresq said:
Wanna make a bet tfm?

First person to jump ship to another racquet, has to foot half the bill for a replacement stick for the winner?

http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=3243703

hollywood9826 · Mar 30, 2009

and Sup can replace those old yonex for half of 50 bucks. so 25 beans. He would not have made the wager if TFM was swingin KPS88's or something.

Thats a pretty good idea for a book actually but it would probably read something like this.

If I had a vagina I would dominate a Basketball league thats is only arounf because David Stern and the NBA decide they can sacrifice miliions of dollars a year keeping the league afloat. I would dominate the WNBA and even fit in looks wise, and my love for lesbians would fit right in for the actual lesbians that run around in the league.

tfm1973 · Mar 30, 2009

i like that you are trying to play amateur lawyer Sappy on my behalf. but the phrase is "replacement stick". the best price i've seen for a replacement stick is $75 on the bay. i bought mine for $45 each before shipping. i gave Sup the option of a free string job. should be roughly equal. it's more my fault that i am cheap and didn't buy $200 new sticks.

ShcMad · Mar 30, 2009

Xisbum said:
Some practice might be in order. My co-worker says her niece Kristi does this workout 2 or 3 times a week - during the season. She does it 4 or 5 times a week in the off season. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpTeoMJsxN4

Wariors of Love, indeed.

By the way, doesn't Kaitlin in the video resemble Skunk? I bet our Skunk could run through this workout with no sweat, and probably wouldn't cheat on the press part of the clean and press.

Skunk and Auzzie are two of the few people I know who can run a country mile in a New York minute. They impress the he!! out of me.

P.S. Might have to include Schmad in that fast company, too. He's a quick dude.

I used to be very quick back in my middle school-high school days. Not anymore. :-?

After watching too much Safin, I've suddenly become sluggish and I look like an angry drunk guy walking around the court.

On the other hand, I think you should include PPL and yourself to that list.

ShcMad · Mar 30, 2009

Hip hip Hurrah! I never thought you could pull it off, TFM (because of you being Korean-Lite) but I guess you did it! Korea 1 - Italia 0 From now on, I'm never underestimating your Koreaness again.

tfm1973 · Mar 30, 2009

i appreciate your solidarity for team korea but sup's not italiano. i think he speaks mexican or one of those languages.

plus he hasn't officially thrown in the towel. but i hear he wants to return to team wilson. they gots some new stick that is like the aeropro drive only it's wilson, softer flex and comes with stock leather grip. go figure.

prestigeprolover · Mar 30, 2009

thanks for the compliments guys but i'm not fast. i'm just stupid. you should have seen me after my matches last summer. i was icing both knees and elbows. i used to run cross country in high school and being flat footed really tore my knees up. and whenever i play with sup, he crosses me up nonstop, its quite embarrassing.

ehh?? i thought sup was italian?

tfm - i thought that you had popped a brand new string job of poly on that overhead too. it's still impressive that you can pop poly. i hate poly. my elbow hates me whenever i try to play with poly. oh btw, i tried pro supex maxim touch 17 guage at 63 pounds. its not for me. for a multi, it felt really dead and powerless.

speaking of lesbians, in high school when i was really stupid and didnt know any better, i asked this girl out. turns out she was a lesbian and the entire school knew except for me. i felt like such a jacka**.

prestigeprolover · Mar 30, 2009

oh and the weekend that shcmad and pp are back, we should at least have a mini meet or something. i'd be in.

tfm1973 · Mar 30, 2009

PPL -- you played well on friday. do you not work during the day or do you "work from home"?

weather looks like it could be nice tomorrow if you wanna come down in the afternoon.

all this talk about speed and quickness makes me think sup should have a few events to test it out. i wanna see where schmad and PPL rank as far as outright speed. i think PPL may be marginally faster but schmad may have more stamina. would also pay to see a sitcom where schmad and PPL go to bars and pick up women. muahahahahaaha.

ShcMad · Mar 30, 2009

Gosh I don't know how to explain this but now it's a toss up between this weekend (4/4) or next weekend (4/11). Since neither PP (his car is in the junk yard as of now) or I have cars, we have to rely on our roommates. So, please don't change the date of the Big TMAC meet just because of us.

PPL, I'll probably let you know next time I go home so that we can hit. By the way, I've never yet seen a real-life lesbian that's decent-looking. I've seen plenty of good looking ones in....movies

...but never in real life. Either PPL has bad taste regarding women or that girl you asked was pretty! lol

prestigeprolover · Mar 30, 2009

tfm1973 said:
PPL -- you played well on friday. do you not work during the day or do you "work from home"?

weather looks like it could be nice tomorrow if you wanna come down in the afternoon.

all this talk about speed and quickness makes me think sup should have a few events to test it out. i wanna see where schmad and PPL rank as far as outright speed. i think PPL may be marginally faster but schmad may have more stamina. would also pay to see a sitcom where schmad and PPL go to bars and pick up women. muahahahahaaha.

well i work but they discourage us to work a full day because we had funding issues a couple of months ago and we only have money left for 2-3 more months. i can't come down tomorrow because i already have a match but i would love to come down and play with you guys on a more consistant basis if you dont mind having me. the drive isnt that bad and on the way back, i drive through the backroads through rockville and stop by lighthouse and get kimchi beef tofu. that stuff is awesome!

hahahaha i can't pick up women to save my life! me and my friends went to cancun for vacation and we were at a club. i asked 3, three!, girls to dance and all of them waved their fingers no at me! wtf!! it's cancun, everyone gets some at cancun. except for me.

prestigeprolover · Mar 30, 2009

ShcMad said:
By the way, I've never yet seen a real-life lesbian that's decent-looking. I've seen plenty of good looking ones in....movies ...but never in real life. Either PPL has bad taste regarding women or that girl you asked was pretty! lol

shcmad - unfortunately, i believe its the former and not the latter. ::sigh:: i'm still made fun of for the girls i've dated. trust me, its bad.

hollywood9826 · Mar 30, 2009

My Lesbian Ex Girlfriend was decent looking. She kinda had a funny looking chin, but who really cares.

I kinda knew somehting was wrong with her whjen she approaced me. but some of the other lesbians she would hang out with looked prett good and a couple were even hot like some of those pro volleyball lesbians.

Cancun is overrated dude, just a bunch of stuck up college broads. You gotta hit the ski slopes or go overseas and mingle witht he local chics to get some action.

Of course I dont know any of this firsthand, but I think if we went to australia it would be sweet

tfm1973 · Mar 30, 2009

hollywood9826 said:
My Lesbian Ex Girlfriend was decent looking. She kinda had a funny looking chin, but who really cares.

i think it's called an "adam's apple". :neutral: :shock:

PPL - you like filipina girls? my wife has a coworker who's single. sadly she's all the way out in arlington, va though which probably qualifies as long distance. cute and probably like you - terminally nice. you should try being an a-hole now and then. sad but true.

hollywood9826 · Mar 30, 2009

An admas apple is a funny looking neck. she had a funny looking chin. Although now that I think about it her neck may have been kinda funny looking as well.

prestigeprolover · Mar 30, 2009

^^ hahaha

tfm - thanks man but i'm done with dating. girls are nothing but money pits. they can say all day that they dont want the nice stuff like flowers and dinners but they all do. i rather save my money and buy tennis stuff. like the new orange head bag! woooo!

and besides i got pizzorn to keep me company. hahahah! sorry i told your word, hw.

hollywood9826 · Mar 30, 2009

An orange head bag?

Are you kweer?

Last night on family guy Brian asked Stewie.

Are you Kweer?

Stewies respone. "Probably"

Dont get the orange head bag dude

Pizzorn rules

prestigeprolover · Mar 30, 2009

^^ lol stewie cracks me up. i'll have to stream that episode sometime this week.

what??? you dont like this bag?

cmon, it can't be more kweer than tfm's raquet purse.

JRstriker12 · Mar 30, 2009

tfm1973 said:
plus he hasn't officially thrown in the towel. but i hear he wants to return to team wilson. they gots some new stick that is like the aeropro drive only it's wilson, softer flex and comes with stock leather grip. go figure.

Which one??? Is it out yet?

prestigeprolover said:
tfm - i thought that you had popped a brand new string job of poly on that overhead too. it's still impressive that you can pop poly. i hate poly. my elbow hates me whenever i try to play with poly. oh btw, i tried pro supex maxim touch 17 guage at 63 pounds. its not for me. for a multi, it felt really dead and powerless.

63 lbs in a Prestige? Umh yeah, it's going to feel dead and poweless.

tfm1973 said:
weather looks like it could be nice tomorrow if you wanna come down in the afternoon.

I'm up for a short hit, but I have to be home by 6:30 pm for a singles match.

Topaz · Mar 30, 2009

Hi boys...survived yet another SF escapade, though barely this time!

TFM, to answer you earlier question to Sup, I joined the crew Friday morning, and flew back today. Couldn't really afford to take more than two personal days right now.

I took probably the least amount of pictures than anyone, and I still have a whole bunch, mostly players, but I did get to meet Amelie Mauresmo!

Also almost got run over by Roddick, but since I've seen him so many times at Legg Mason, it wasn't too terribly exciting.

Saw tons of tennis, drank a fair amount of win, and actually did not eat a whole lot of sweets. PPL, I hope you've enjoyed your four days, because it is OVER!

And, TWMAC represented well on the courts, too, though I'll let the boys cover that.

Hopefully I'll get my pictures up soon, but the next two days are nuts for me...I'll get to it eventually. I'm sure the others will have some good pictures to show when they get back (tomorrow).

Topaz · Mar 30, 2009

Hey, we've got a nice looking forecast this weekend! Let the planning begin!

TheJRK · Mar 30, 2009

hollywood9826 said:
An orange head bag?

Are you kweer?

I've got an orange Head bag... it's from 1986 I think, but it gets the job done.

63 and sunny tomorrow... I'm hitting somewhere, most likely by myself but I don't really give a ****. I'm like that one character from the really bad Superman movie... I need the sun to survive.

The wife and I have been looking at homes in SoCal... seriously thinking about moving.

The_Question · Mar 30, 2009

TheJRK said:
63 and sunny tomorrow... I'm hitting somewhere, most likely by myself but I don't really give a ****.

That's what I'm doing tomorrow after work...

sapient007 · Mar 30, 2009

mini meet bethesda going on tomorrow with JRS, tfm and myself.. so everyone pile on in.

Topaz · Mar 30, 2009

^^^Um, since I actually work while I'm at work, I'll have to miss that one! :shock:

sapient007 · Mar 30, 2009

^^
it's after work sheeesh.. we'll prob be at cabin john noonish at the latest

besides, no women allowed since WTA is a waste of time.. not to mention that tfm already caused a dip in the TWMAC testosterone pool

p.s.s welcome back

:twisted:

edit:

p.s.s.s where are the pics of panterka for schmad.. the one with her laying on a bear rug stroking the fur ever so
lovingly

auzzieizm · Mar 30, 2009

I was hoping to play tomorrow, but my asst.manager is sick. So who knows.

hollywood9826 · Mar 31, 2009

The lady terps got blown out by Lville. If they had me playing PF that would not have happened. I was watching a little bit of the game and when they were 10 points MD just panicked and starting takin really stupid shots and got away from the game plan.

That happens to everybody regardless of gender, some people panick and take the heat (A-Rod and the Lady Terps) and others step up when it matters most (T-Woods, and that Reynolds guy from villanova).

sapient007 · Mar 31, 2009

whats for lunch.

tfm1973 · Mar 31, 2009

PPL - at the end of the day you and Schlongstroker lost to a guy with with a tennis purse and a guy who carries his racquets in a Harris Teeter bag.

hollywood - you're starting to scare me dood. you almost seem like you wish you were born a girl so you could dominate women's sports. let it go. pick up a killer backhand and solid volleys and dominate the men's league instead.

welcome back south florida peeps. it's been kinda quiet on the homefront.

sup you officially throwing in the towel? or you gonna repaint your old babolat aeropro drives to LOOK like an exo rebel? you could be TWMAC's first player to play with a paintjob. a prince with cortex even.

sapient007 · Mar 31, 2009

tfm1973 said:
PPL - at the end of the day you and Schlongstroker lost to a guy with with a tennis purse and a guy who carries his racquets in a Harris Teeter bag.

technically a mix dub team with someone that wields a tennis purse and a guy who carries his racquets in a harris teeter bag

auzzieizm · Mar 31, 2009

Anyone playing today?? Anyone want to play?

zapvor · Mar 31, 2009

hahhaa you guys are all hilarious i love it

i am going to be hitting today somewhere too...anyone going to be in the city?

zapvor · Mar 31, 2009

by the way stewie is hilarious too...love family guy...

tfm1973 · Mar 31, 2009

what's for lunch people?

hollywood9826 · Mar 31, 2009

TFm If I was born a girl then I would just be a fat lazy broad that couldnt dominate in the WNBA. But since Im a fat lazy guy with superior strength, speed and agility to previously mentioned chics I could dominate in the WNBA as said fat and lazy guy.

If I were born a girl I would a less funny roseanne barr with no athletic ability what so ever, and I would suck at shooting hoopies

Backhand and volleys need improvement I know. But the sad thing is right now Im getting worse at tennis. but I got till may to get something back so i can compete with the 3.5 dudes.

hollywood9826 · Mar 31, 2009

Im tasting catfish, but the only place that sells it around here is some place in the hood. I dont want to go there by myself.

tfm1973 · Mar 31, 2009

mmm catfish. that does sound good. catfish is especially good in some of these korean stews. good buttery flavor and meaty. probably from being a bottomfeeder and eating all the crud on the floor of the lakes. mmm good eats.

you should figure out a time next week if the weather is warm to come down to bethesda. we found these nice courts right off of base. figure we could get a couple buckets of balls and practice all the things that need working. sappy needs to work on his serve. also his forehand. and backhand. and volleys. definitely needs help with that. also footwork. movement forward and movement backwards. plus some work on starting rallies without smacking them into the bottom of the net. tossing the ball for the serve too. maybe a couple buckets for that. but otherwise i think he's well on his way to dominating the 2.5 men's buffet league.

come down. carpool with PPL. also pick up The Question on the way down too. i need as much hitting as possible with my new sticks.

TheJRK · Mar 31, 2009

auzzieizm said:
Anyone playing today?? Anyone want to play?

I'm getting off work around 2:30pm... what's your schedule?

hollywood9826 · Mar 31, 2009

Im off on every other monday. So we can do something like that. I can pick up whoever on my way that dont bother me at all.

auzzieizm · Mar 31, 2009

TheJRK said:
I'm getting off work around 2:30pm... what's your schedule?

Hoping to be out of here by 4ish... Wanna try to hit at your courts perhaps?

tfm1973 · Mar 31, 2009

ugh. this monday is looking, at the moment anyway, like rain. if it changes though - you should come down and hit with us. say middle of the afternoon.

sappy/schlongstroker -- no tennis for me today. i'm in a good deal of pain. watch your step please walking through the halls. i seem to have misplaced my balls somewhere.

auzzieizm · Mar 31, 2009

or should we attempt some sort of mini meet with those other cats? i'd be up for anything- minus a copious amount of traffic.

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