Tennis Warehouse-Mid Atlantic Chapter

Xisbum

Semi-Pro
Nah Puma is pretty sweet. much better than Adidas.

The whole reason PUMA is even around is because Rudolf Dassler had an argument with his brother and decided the company sucked and we wanted to start his own. So Rudolf Dassler started PPUMA leaving his brother Adolf (ADI) DASsler to start adidas

Hey, I just like the cat. :)
 

sapient007

Semi-Pro
i had to look up canadian doubles are well.. upon further reading, it seems that the closer you get to china the more ppl you shove on the same court. so my estimation for chinese doubles would consist of 100 ppl in one service box serving to 90ppl in the other service box while everything else is considered out

Canadian Doubles: A method of playing tennis where two players play against one player. The only major rule variation between Canadian Doubles and traditional Doubles Tennis is that the team of two players can only hit the ball within the single player's singles lines. Canadian Doubles is usually used strictly as a training method, usually working on accuracy and teamwork.[1] It is also used when one player is significantly better than the other two.

Filipino Doubles: Another variation of Canadian doubles is known as Filipino doubles. It is somewhat like Canadian Doubles in the sense that it is not "normal" doubles. Instead, it is 3 players versus 2 players.

Albino Doubles: Further sub categories of doubles include albino doubles, which pits 4 players against 3, with the first team to reach 11 games the winner.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Doubles
 

TheJRK

Rookie
A co-worker of mine has an extra ticket for the Yankees-Orioles game tonight if anyone is interested... I think he said $70, they are 15 rows up from 1st base. Someone bailed on him last minute so he's asking around. He's from NY and a really cool guy (except for being a Yankees fan). It's him and 2 other guys I work with that are going.

Post here if you are interested.
 

hollywood9826

Hall of Fame
i think you spelled lesbians wrong

I kinda get the joke and all, but overall this was a very poor attempt :)

A guy I worked with at andrews is looking for a job. System admin type with a TS. He lives in springfiled VA. So DC area is doable for him. If any of you dudes got somehting and can score a few thousand recruitment bonus to hook him up ill gladly pass on your info to him..
 

Sup2Dresq

Hall of Fame
Multiple choice time.

Ppl has:

a) watched an entire fed match with awe
b) watched nadal pratice with awe
c) get pushed by sup to take a photo with paul annacone
d) drooled over marta and said hantuchova is no match
e) said that marta can roll hollywood on the tennis court
f) eaten his weight in food already
g) met two of my cousins
h) is watching hewitt play right now
i) will meet jollyroger tonight
j) all of the above
 

Topaz

Legend
Topaz, on the NTourTwo that you liked, that was Maxim Touch crosses. But I have to say, your PSG (D?) felt pretty good to me. Had never hit it before.

Maxim touch with regular gut, right?

Yes, I had PSGD in both of mine, just different colors.
 

TheJRK

Rookie
Multiple choice time.

Ppl has:

a) watched an entire fed match with awe
b) watched nadal pratice with awe
c) get pushed by sup to take a photo with paul annacone
d) drooled over marta and said hantuchova is no match
e) said that marta can roll hollywood on the tennis court
f) eaten his weight in food already
g) met two of my cousins
h) is watching hewitt play right now
i) will meet jollyroger tonight
j) all of the above

Oooh, ooh I know, I know........... ummm "4"... ahhh f**k wait, no!!! :mad:
 

JRstriker12

Hall of Fame
TWMAC stringing experts -

My friend wants to try some Blue Gear that I have at home. I have a whole reel, so I don't mind cutting him some so he can try it out.

I want to make sure that he has enough string so the guy who strings his rackets has enough to work with AND also avoid any mistakes that might waste string.

Soooooooo.......

-How much should I cut for my friend?
-How much extra should I add on (let's say he needs X feet of string, should I add 3 feet more to make sure the string has enough for tie offs etc.)
-Any other newbie things I should avoid?

Thanks.
 

mrHan

Rookie
Let me know what racquet he has and I'll tell you what USRSA recommends to cut.

-or-

40 feet and if he screws up all of TWMAC gets one serve of butts up at him.. from the service line!

Any advice? Measure twice, cut once and be sure to roll it up nicely for him so it doesn't get tangled up.
 

Sup2Dresq

Hall of Fame
Watching bolelli vs radek. viadasova right by us. of course bolelli's lotto outfit looks good. those fashonable italian designs!

p.s. i think dale's ship sprung a leak, he keeps going to the bathroom.
 

Topaz

Legend
Can you put me down as a 'tentative'?

Do, or do not. There is no try.

Dammit, I should've let Xisbum/Yoda say that one. :-x

Well, I was thinking of playing a tournament this weekend, but after doing my bills...decided on a big, fat 'no'. (srsly, why so expensive?)

So, put me down for Saturday! :) Xisbum, you want a rematch? JRK, you want to finish our set?
 

alice301

New User
-How much should I cut for my friend?
-How much extra should I add on (let's say he needs X feet of string, should I add 3 feet more to make sure the string has enough for tie offs etc.)

Thanks.

head.com has the required string measurements for all their models, so maybe check online for your friend's racquet's specs? ...of course, i am the original poster child for "How To F*** Up Your Racquet In 4 Easy Steps," so whatever. in fact, i left behind my cursed racquet on the court after playing last week. again.
 

alice301

New User
Looks like CindySphinx and I will be meeting at Reston's Lake Newport courts Friday morning at 10. We could have a special "surprise" guest, too.

Both of you are welcome to join us, if it's convenient.

http://www.mapquest.com/maps?city=R...38.97066&longitude=-77.342727&geocode=ADDRESS

x, i'm sorry for myself that i can't play doubles with you & cindy & magma. but i have to play ladder matches at my club all week. i'm actually sitting on top of my club's singles ladder (i know, i know. take all the time you need to laugh...to give you an idea of the level of "play": i had to explain to one of my opponents how 40-40 is often called "deuce" in tennis. really.). so i have to respond to challanges this week. because if i refuse, i have to forfeit my spot.
 

sapient007

Semi-Pro
sup and ppl in the streets of queens china town looking for dog stew.. oh schnaps. it's going down big trouble style in t minus 30mins

goodcomm.jpg
 

hollywood9826

Hall of Fame
Striker. I would say do what Han said. 40 feet will just about everything but a big bubba. Alot of string packs now are 39 feet. so somewhere around there and yul be fine.
 

JRstriker12

Hall of Fame
Let me know what racquet he has and I'll tell you what USRSA recommends to cut.

-or-

40 feet and if he screws up all of TWMAC gets one serve of butts up at him.. from the service line!

Any advice? Measure twice, cut once and be sure to roll it up nicely for him so it doesn't get tangled up.

LOL!!!!! I don't think he does his own stringing, but I want to give him a taste of BG since he broke his Gamma rough the last time we played.

head.com has the required string measurements for all their models, so maybe check online for your friend's racquet's specs? ...of course, i am the original poster child for "How To F*** Up Your Racquet In 4 Easy Steps," so whatever. in fact, i left behind my cursed racquet on the court after playing last week. again.

Good idea. I think it's a Wilson though. I'll have to find out which one.

Striker. I would say do what Han said. 40 feet will just about everything but a big bubba. Alot of string packs now are 39 feet. so somewhere around there and yul be fine.

Thanks H-Dub.

40ft it is!
 

datsveryinterestin

Professional
JRS are u gonna play A/CTA dubs this fall? let me know what you wanna do... i'd like to actually team up with you this time... since i think i've already paid for the fall.
l8r doooood
 

Xisbum

Semi-Pro
Well, I was thinking of playing a tournament this weekend, but after doing my bills...decided on a big, fat 'no'. (srsly, why so expensive?)

So, put me down for Saturday! :) Xisbum, you want a rematch? JRK, you want to finish our set?

In you are. Doubles I prefer, but crappy singles I can play. Suck my game does. :cry:

Saturday, 9 a.m., Kenmore Middle School, Confirmed:

Xis
JRK
Sappy
Lady Topaz

x, i'm sorry for myself that i can't play doubles with you & cindy & magma. but i have to play ladder matches at my club all week. i'm actually sitting on top of my club's singles ladder (i know, i know. take all the time you need to laugh...to give you an idea of the level of "play": i had to explain to one of my opponents how 40-40 is often called "deuce" in tennis. really.). so i have to respond to challanges this week. because if i refuse, i have to forfeit my spot.

"Often" called deuce? You got some more 'splainin' to do, Lucy.

We'll miss you, but ya gotta do what ya gotta do. Take care of that ladder, and we'll catch ya next time around, podnah. :)
 

Topaz

Legend
In you are. Doubles I prefer, but crappy singles I can play. Suck my game does. :cry:

I would like to play at least one set of singles...don't care who I play against (though, if it is JRK, he has to serve left handed!).

This is assuming I don't have clinic, too. But yes, the weather looks absolutely beautiful for the whole weekend, yay!
 

Sup2Dresq

Hall of Fame
I would like to play at least one set of singles...don't care who I play against (though, if it is JRK, he has to serve left handed!).

This is assuming I don't have clinic, too. But yes, the weather looks absolutely beautiful for the whole weekend, yay!

Czech Mix is having her Saturday clinic, if that's what you mean.

p.s. Ppl is alive. almost had to carry him home half asleep. He got the Rrrrraaaaffffa nike shirt.
 
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JRstriker12

Hall of Fame
JRS are u gonna play A/CTA dubs this fall? let me know what you wanna do... i'd like to actually team up with you this time... since i think i've already paid for the fall.
l8r doooood

I'm done with ACTA - I'm trying to get a refund.

I only played two matches in the spring and right now I won't have time for much weekend tennis since school is starting back up.
 

Sup2Dresq

Hall of Fame
Ppl giddy like a school kid when I told him Ana and Masha are playing tonight.

Shcmad. Will go see Nando today. wearing red jacket and black cap.

Anyone taping off of direct tv or the internet. hope maybe I can see Ppl and I in the stands.

p.s. ask ppl why he kept taking crotch shots (1 ft ) away from bolelli. very disturbing. people kept asking him why.
 

Sup2Dresq

Hall of Fame
Waiting for Nando match to start. His shirt has some funky animal like print on the back.

Ppl has run off to chase tramp stamps. I did fill his belly full of miller draft before he left.

p.s. Im in for Friday.
 

Sup2Dresq

Hall of Fame
Are you going to be playing with, Jollyroger today when the matches are done?? make sure to take video. :)

After a brief hello at the nike booth, jolly went of with his buddy to watch venus. he didn't answer my text until it was too late. Ppl was done for the night.

Maybe he'll show tonight. We'll ask rafa to let us use his practice court. lol.
 

drakulie

Talk Tennis Guru
After a brief hello at the nike booth, jolly went of with his buddy to watch venus. he didn't answer my text until it was too late. Ppl was done for the night.

Maybe he'll show tonight. We'll ask rafa to let us use his practice court. lol.


Tell him Drak says to take a load off those injured knees. LMAO :)
 

Topaz

Legend
After a brief hello at the nike booth, jolly went of with his buddy to watch venus. he didn't answer my text until it was too late. Ppl was done for the night.

Maybe he'll show tonight. We'll ask rafa to let us use his practice court. lol.

Jolly went to go watch a women's match? I call BS.
 

Sup2Dresq

Hall of Fame
Jolly went to go watch a women's match? I call BS.

Jolly said he went to will Venus to lose. I think Marta could bagel Jolly
..and not in a good way.

p.s. nando fell. unlike phau who recovered, he just yelled in spanish that his shoes were dumb. what brand are they...lol.
 

Topaz

Legend
^^^And you think I'm going to trust your translation?

Go cheer on Wayne the Train!

PS...noticed that DaniH is no longer in the Nike fold.
 

drakulie

Talk Tennis Guru
^^^Those shoes have been hurting feet for years. Agassi did fine with Nike. he then started using Adidas, and his back began looking like a folded up lawn chair>> didn't last two years wearing those.
 

ShcMad

Hall of Fame
Ppl giddy like a school kid when I told him Ana and Masha are playing tonight.

Shcmad. Will go see Nando today. wearing red jacket and black cap.

Anyone taping off of direct tv or the internet. hope maybe I can see Ppl and I in the stands.

p.s. ask ppl why he kept taking crotch shots (1 ft ) away from bolelli. very disturbing. people kept asking him why.

Maybe people will think "Why is Nando not practicing and just hanging out with Steve Toyota in the grounds?"

Let me guess...PPL was taking crotch shots because Bollelli is...tall?
 

Sup2Dresq

Hall of Fame
Maybe people will think "Why is Nando not practicing and just hanging out with Steve Toyota in the grounds?"

Let me guess...PPL was taking crotch shots because Bollelli is...tall?

Nice misdirection. You are Steve Toyota cause he was korean...south korean.

Bolleli had a racquet with a code on the throat. Ppl needed a pic. it was embarrasing to see bolleli watch as Ppl took what appeared as crotch shots...for I kid you not.... a whole set.
 
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